I'm Insanely Talented Pt. 1
November 8th 2006 12:45
Being that I’m the world’s foremost important and famous and prolific photographer I think it’s time I posted some of my awe inspiring and insanely terrific work. Are you ready?
This is the photo orble asked me if I wished to display when I posted things. I said yes because this photo is overwhelmingly pink thus justifying it as one of the Greatest Photo’s Ever. It’s of the inside of my mouth. If you’re a hot guy and wish to investigate the inside of my mouth further, drop me a line.
Here is when I ran out of pink flavored beverages and resorted to drinking the gross non-sugary tastes of beer. This is a sad photo, made all the sadder by the sad green colour and the sad paleness of my sad fingers.
This is a very complex photo. It is structured in a very geometric way and the colours contrast and complement one another. It is also a very important photo because this liquor store never once asked for I.D. before legality hit (despite seeing me in a school uniform everyday) and this pub constantly smelled of Eu de Bogane when I walked past.
Here we have a visual representation of a journey. As I journeyed toward university and HSC and graduation, so to did I journey through this sad little street on my way home. Once I tripped and the lunch I had just bought fell all over the road. But that’s a story for another day.
You could say that this photo depicts part two of part one of my twenty seven part journey and is thus a continuation of the story being told in the picture of the windingly straight road above. You see, back in the day, back in 2005, I drank only Banana Buzz Boosts. Now however, in the 2006, I drink only Watermelon Crush Boosts. We can safely deduce that I have greatly matured from those former wild days and am on a stable path heading toward greatness.
Well there were lots more pictures but unfortunately I think I exceeded the limit. This is exactly why this is a multi-part series. Are you excited for more? You better be, because my friends, there is trash in your future. Trash and the world cup and my dinner! Yes, you really are that lucky.
P.S. I’m this [-------] much closer to telling my parents I’ve deferred. Typing will be hard without a head
This was long. Thanks for reading and stuff!
This is the photo orble asked me if I wished to display when I posted things. I said yes because this photo is overwhelmingly pink thus justifying it as one of the Greatest Photo’s Ever. It’s of the inside of my mouth. If you’re a hot guy and wish to investigate the inside of my mouth further, drop me a line.
Here is when I ran out of pink flavored beverages and resorted to drinking the gross non-sugary tastes of beer. This is a sad photo, made all the sadder by the sad green colour and the sad paleness of my sad fingers.
This is a very complex photo. It is structured in a very geometric way and the colours contrast and complement one another. It is also a very important photo because this liquor store never once asked for I.D. before legality hit (despite seeing me in a school uniform everyday) and this pub constantly smelled of Eu de Bogane when I walked past.
Here we have a visual representation of a journey. As I journeyed toward university and HSC and graduation, so to did I journey through this sad little street on my way home. Once I tripped and the lunch I had just bought fell all over the road. But that’s a story for another day.
You could say that this photo depicts part two of part one of my twenty seven part journey and is thus a continuation of the story being told in the picture of the windingly straight road above. You see, back in the day, back in 2005, I drank only Banana Buzz Boosts. Now however, in the 2006, I drink only Watermelon Crush Boosts. We can safely deduce that I have greatly matured from those former wild days and am on a stable path heading toward greatness.
Well there were lots more pictures but unfortunately I think I exceeded the limit. This is exactly why this is a multi-part series. Are you excited for more? You better be, because my friends, there is trash in your future. Trash and the world cup and my dinner! Yes, you really are that lucky.
P.S. I’m this [-------] much closer to telling my parents I’ve deferred. Typing will be hard without a head
This was long. Thanks for reading and stuff!
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