Mental Illness
September 20th 2011 03:21
im not sure that cutting a horses head off and having sex with its corpse is the best way of dealing with mental illness but somethings gotta break. If i dont get help soon i doubt this years melbourne cup will go ahead.
when i was a kid and men would say youre horses son arent you i really didnt know what they meant then i found out that dads nickname was horse because of what are now obvious reasons
i often wondered why mum was so ill when i was young. she was suffering i once saw a magazine in kings cross where this woman had sex with a horse and died of internal injuries and i woke up in a mental hospital about three weeks later because the image damaged my child brain
i dont like horse racing all i see when dad takes me to the tab is these huge horse schlongs hanging swinging as they race down flemington race course and the jockeys are so small smally man syndrome he said is what is is and i believe him
i met this guy in the loony bin who used to sing this song if a horse has intercouse on the flemington race course can a kangaroo fuck a pig
yet he was a really nice fella he told me about how he had to cut his wifes head in half with an axe because she was being unfaithful to him and i found that a pretty normal reaction to treachery and betrayal so we became best friends and ive never connected more in life with him everything he said made sense i remember the day he told me about charles manson and he was the only person in life who really had a handle on life and that was when we made our real connection
he died but to me he was my surogate father he was the father I never had a man who really cared about my mental health and told me the best thing to do in life if a woman gives you grief is just get an axe and chop her head in half because it shuts her potty mouth up
he told me that women like wearing pants a lot cos it makes there camel toe stick out a lot more than it sticks out in a dress and they use that to trap men into a delusion that men cant escape from he was a wise man
i cant watch documentaries on camels any more because whenever i see a camel i think of some corporate bitch kicking a man with her camel toe and sending him into the sarahara desert to die the death of a thousand drinks he cant have
hes the wisest man i ever met you know how in films someone meets a martial arts master who teaches them about life thats what is was like ive based my whole life on his philosophy
he told me that mental illness was a state of mind so deep made sense to me so i now realise i dont have a mental illness at all my mission in life is to clip every camel toe i see with a pair of nail clippers
he told me that people think religion divides people but that theres so many dumb camel toe fucks out there and alpha males who dont realise the real division in life is man v woman he told me alpha males were sociopaths in disguise and take out as many as you can as long as you get away with it and the police and FBI never catch you smart man love your work even though you dont have a job
the horse is old news we want new copy stories of interest
the best thing in the world is i finally realise im normal and everyone else is insane boy o boy o boy is that a relief
when i was a kid and men would say youre horses son arent you i really didnt know what they meant then i found out that dads nickname was horse because of what are now obvious reasons
i often wondered why mum was so ill when i was young. she was suffering i once saw a magazine in kings cross where this woman had sex with a horse and died of internal injuries and i woke up in a mental hospital about three weeks later because the image damaged my child brain
i dont like horse racing all i see when dad takes me to the tab is these huge horse schlongs hanging swinging as they race down flemington race course and the jockeys are so small smally man syndrome he said is what is is and i believe him
i met this guy in the loony bin who used to sing this song if a horse has intercouse on the flemington race course can a kangaroo fuck a pig
yet he was a really nice fella he told me about how he had to cut his wifes head in half with an axe because she was being unfaithful to him and i found that a pretty normal reaction to treachery and betrayal so we became best friends and ive never connected more in life with him everything he said made sense i remember the day he told me about charles manson and he was the only person in life who really had a handle on life and that was when we made our real connection
he died but to me he was my surogate father he was the father I never had a man who really cared about my mental health and told me the best thing to do in life if a woman gives you grief is just get an axe and chop her head in half because it shuts her potty mouth up
he told me that women like wearing pants a lot cos it makes there camel toe stick out a lot more than it sticks out in a dress and they use that to trap men into a delusion that men cant escape from he was a wise man
i cant watch documentaries on camels any more because whenever i see a camel i think of some corporate bitch kicking a man with her camel toe and sending him into the sarahara desert to die the death of a thousand drinks he cant have
hes the wisest man i ever met you know how in films someone meets a martial arts master who teaches them about life thats what is was like ive based my whole life on his philosophy
he told me that mental illness was a state of mind so deep made sense to me so i now realise i dont have a mental illness at all my mission in life is to clip every camel toe i see with a pair of nail clippers
he told me that people think religion divides people but that theres so many dumb camel toe fucks out there and alpha males who dont realise the real division in life is man v woman he told me alpha males were sociopaths in disguise and take out as many as you can as long as you get away with it and the police and FBI never catch you smart man love your work even though you dont have a job
the horse is old news we want new copy stories of interest
the best thing in the world is i finally realise im normal and everyone else is insane boy o boy o boy is that a relief
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Comment by Simon
on Which sex do you think handles stress better?
Simon Says
cos i think men and women are intrinsically diffferent its why women have vaginas and men have penises sometimes all this equality shit does my head in if were so equal why dont we both have similar genitalia
but ive got my own mental issues to deal with but i will eventually get back to you with a response to your question but its done my head in