Signs for stupid people
November 23rd 2008 21:01
"I just hate stupid people.
They should have to wear signs that just say I'm stupid.
That way you wouldn't rely on them, would you?
You wouldn't ask them anything. It would be like, "Excuse me...oops,
never mind"
"I didn't see your sign." "
Bill Engvall
I have some "I'm stupid signs" to hand out today in honour of recent stupid actions or beliefs
The Japanese man who has an online petition for the Japanese government to allow marriage between a real living breathing human being and a figment of someone's imagination brought to life as a cartoon...here's your sign. I hope that the cartoon character you want to marry would have the sense to say "no".
The man who left his phone in a McDonalds with nude pictures of his wife and then decides to sue the franchise because the pictures ended up on the internet...here's your sign
People who want pole dancing as an olympic sport...here's your sign. Why don't we just make an extreme form of pole dancing where the women take off their clothes? Oh yeah we do it's called STRIPPING! Here are your sign(s). You deserve them.
In July Scott Bennett, 48, lost an eye in a fight at the Mavericks night club in Sioux City, Iowa. Then, on Oct. 12, in another fight at Mavericks, Bennett lost his other eye.
I have a special sign for him...it's written in braille so he can remember why he got it.
A CULT leader convinced a mother to hide a corpse on her toilet and collect the deceased's social security payments while praying for the dead woman's resurrection.
Instead of praying for the resurrection of the woman how about praying for some f&^%$n' sense? Here are your signs!
The man who climbed into the panda enclosure to get a hug and ended up getting bitten by the animal. Did the panda call you in a offer the hug? No. It didn't ask for it, and it wasn't wanted. So, not only do you get a well deserved bite for your unwarranted uninvited behaviour but also a sign that says "I'm stupid" in both Chinese and English.
A Japanese man stabbed a man and his wife because he says he was upset over his pet's death. Uhh...okay your pet died. Fine. Why stab the man and his wife? That is not only stupid but unnecessarily tragic. Instead of giving him a sign, he has given all of us a sign that as a society we are too close to edge.
What is wrong with these people? I don't know either, but they seem to be everywhere...
They should have to wear signs that just say I'm stupid.
That way you wouldn't rely on them, would you?
You wouldn't ask them anything. It would be like, "Excuse me...oops,
never mind"
"I didn't see your sign." "
Bill Engvall
I have some "I'm stupid signs" to hand out today in honour of recent stupid actions or beliefs
The Japanese man who has an online petition for the Japanese government to allow marriage between a real living breathing human being and a figment of someone's imagination brought to life as a cartoon...here's your sign. I hope that the cartoon character you want to marry would have the sense to say "no".
The man who left his phone in a McDonalds with nude pictures of his wife and then decides to sue the franchise because the pictures ended up on the internet...here's your sign
People who want pole dancing as an olympic sport...here's your sign. Why don't we just make an extreme form of pole dancing where the women take off their clothes? Oh yeah we do it's called STRIPPING! Here are your sign(s). You deserve them.
In July Scott Bennett, 48, lost an eye in a fight at the Mavericks night club in Sioux City, Iowa. Then, on Oct. 12, in another fight at Mavericks, Bennett lost his other eye.
I have a special sign for him...it's written in braille so he can remember why he got it.
A CULT leader convinced a mother to hide a corpse on her toilet and collect the deceased's social security payments while praying for the dead woman's resurrection.
Instead of praying for the resurrection of the woman how about praying for some f&^%$n' sense? Here are your signs!
The man who climbed into the panda enclosure to get a hug and ended up getting bitten by the animal. Did the panda call you in a offer the hug? No. It didn't ask for it, and it wasn't wanted. So, not only do you get a well deserved bite for your unwarranted uninvited behaviour but also a sign that says "I'm stupid" in both Chinese and English.
A Japanese man stabbed a man and his wife because he says he was upset over his pet's death. Uhh...okay your pet died. Fine. Why stab the man and his wife? That is not only stupid but unnecessarily tragic. Instead of giving him a sign, he has given all of us a sign that as a society we are too close to edge.
What is wrong with these people? I don't know either, but they seem to be everywhere...
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