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The Other Crocodile Hunter

September 27th 2006 00:34
No, it's not Bindi. (Does anyone else think the Bindi Irwin media juggernaut is a form of psychological child abuse?)

I mean this woman.
Dead.. Dr Jill Bowling Schlaepfer
Dr Jill Bowling Schlaepfer, former Director of Consevation for the World Wildlife Fund UK, who died in a helicopter crash in Nepal on Saturday, along with six other WWF staff, diplomats and members of the media.


Dr Bowling is to pandas (and the World Wildlife Fund) as Steve Irwin is to crocodiles, only she didn't call herself the Panda Hunter, nor repeatedly throw herself on pandas, wrestle them down, tie them up and take grinning photos with trussed panicky animals.

So... are we offering her a state funeral too, considering she also died performing conservationist activities?

Let's look at the parallels.

Steve Irwin grew up around animals.
His parents founded the Queensland Reptile and Fauna park. Steve's first job was trapping crocodiles in northern Queensland, which he did for free, because he got to keep them and send them to his parents' zoo.

Dr Jill Bowling received First Class Honours in Zoology and graduated in 1985 with a PhD from the Australian National University. Jill's first job out of uni was in the Prime Minister's Department (Hawke, a Labour PM, since you ask: instead of having BBQ's in John Howard's backyard and calling him "the greatest leader in the world", like Irwin did). While she was there she co-authored the Prime Minister's Environmental Statement.


What is that, and why do we care? It was the first document with all national policy on environmental issues. The first, and probably with language that would now be considered as falling short of the mark. But the first. If environmental causes are difficult to champion in Australia today, think of how hard it must have been two decades ago... and how important institutional change was.

Steve Irwin got married in Oregon. He took his wife on a crocodile-trapping honeymoon and used the footage as his first television show.
It debuted in Australia, but didn't approach anything nearing its cult status until it hit the UK and the US. Irwin took a cameo role in Dr Doolittle 2, had his own (mixed-reviewed) film The Crocodile Hunter: Collision Course, and appeared on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno. Irwin relentlessly Crikeyed his way around and always wore khaki. If you want attention, you need a brand.

Jill Bowling worked in Oregon. She oversaw 400 000 hectares of forest at the State Department of Forestry for eight years. As Director, she negotiated the first Habitat Conservation Plan on state-owned land in the US.

From 1997 in Switzerland, Bowling set up a Global Forestry Programme. This program got stuck into issues such as sustainable development and reforestation, as well as international labour standards.
In 2002, she joined the WWF in the Forestry department, before becoming their Director of Conservation.

Irwin mounted various projects, including his Australia Zoo, the Wildlife Warriors (donations made to a bunch of not overly detailed conservation projects, some of which run overseas under other organisations), and obviously his television series. Before his death, Irwin was planning to build a multi-million dollar Australia Zoo in Las Vegas. So the gamblers can watch the fierce animals, presumably. Or so the animals can watch the fierce gamblers. And people can have shotgun weddings wearing khaki shorts.

It's harder to pinpoint what Bowling accomplished for conservation as just Bowling, because she worked within hugely important institutions, and she didn't try to brand everything with her own name. Or, for example, release Croc Rescuer miniature Irwin dolls through Subway Restaurants.

Sadly, Bowling failed to capitalise on any Jill's Panda-monium 3D Puzzle Sets, which even now could be raising money to help save the animals she loved.

This is what WWF says that Bowling did: "Jill led the work of WWF-UK to support conservation programmes around the world and also within the UK tackling global threats such as climate change through business and government advocacy strategies."

It's not very catchy. It's not like the poem, for example, made up by Rupert McCall and read aloud by him on Radio 4BC Brisbane (apparently McCall shook Irwin's hand a couple of times and found it a 'fair dinkum' experience.)

As McCall's poem runs, "There was something very Irwin in the makeup of us all... May the spotlight shine forever on his dream for conservation... His little girl explained it best. She said the crocodiles are crying."

They would be crocodile tears, then.

I'm not saying Dr Bowling is Australia's next Mary MacKillop. I'm saying that the grieving circus for Irwin is disproportionate, and occasionally cruel to the family (look at the pressure on Bindi).

I'm saying that we grieve 'for a conservationist' without really knowing or giving a damn what real living conservationists do. I'm saying that Steve Irwin wasn't the second coming of Christ. And I'm Australian. Crikey.


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Join A Cannibal Tour Today!

September 15th 2006 06:59
Hungry Like The Wolf
Hungry: Naomi Robson wants people-eaters
Naomi Robson is hungry like the wolf for a story: she wants to save a boy whose parents were supposedly killed by cannibals. So she takes a camera crew undercover in foreign jungles to hunt him down. God knows how they were going to blend in in Papua, whose people claim Melanesian, Polynesian, Papuan, Negrito, and Micronesian descent, and where only 1 - 2% of the population speak English. Heh. Looks like another job for Today Tonight!

The particular orphan in question was supposed to be residing with the Korowai tribe, who live in south central Papua. Experts have already bollocksed the claim that they were a cannibal tribe in the first place. One basically said that cannibalism was practised a) decades ago and b) by the witchier members of society - ie it wasn't really the norm or looked kindly upon.

But here's the best bit: the tribe aren't lost. The boy isn't at the mercy of a bunch of people-eaters in the heart of darkness. Fortunately for Naomi (and this was probably a considerable relief) the trail to find the Korowai doesn't have to mean blood, sweat and bush-bashing. Papua Adventures will take you there for $US 3570 per person if you're in a group of five, such as the Today Tonight scooby gang. The tours include hotels, domestic Papuan flights, chartered boats and canoes, porters and laundry.

Puzzlingly, the tour operator Kelly Woolford promises "No tourists have ever visited these Korowai people" on the day-to-day itinerary but then offers a list of references from past clients below.

However Woolford contradicts the experts: she says that cannibalism does go on amongst the Korowai. Reassuringly, it's not cannibalism for foreigners. "Don't worry they won't kill and eat us. It is ritual cannibalism among themselves and we are outsiders, so there is nothing to worry about." Cool.

The best thing about the Cannibal Tours is that the price includes the surat jalan - the correct travel permit. Permission for their activities is the one thing that Robson and her crew overlooked. They're being deported today: maybe next time they could chat to a tour operator before they set off into the great not so unknown..

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