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Sho Kosugi

Little Tokyo, New Jersey, UNITED STATES


Joined February 6th 2007

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Movement Twenty-Four: Serpent Graces Hilltop with Racism

July 27th 2007 00:01
Hello! Konbanwa! This is Sho. It is a matter of honor to be presenting Movement Twenty-Four. We have mastered a long path, clashing here in this day. But now it is time for separation. To reproach one's friend as well as one's adversary. Truuuuuuue defeat.



Sho cannot lie! He has admitted to his own racism. He holds those above him well below him, and those below him far below him, deep into the crevace where foxes bewitch men and steal their manhood with vicious gnarly teeth. THIS IS FACT!!!

It all began One Hundred and Fifty-Six Moons ago, during a world of wonder, of intrigue...

Of ninja.

Grimace of Death


"Whitey! Come here! Now!"


"Yes, sensei."


"It's Sensei, you ass! What were you doing?"


"Nothing, Sensei."


"Don't lie to me, Whitey! Sho saw you behind those bushes!"


"But, Sensei, I was only doing what you told me to do. You said, 'Whitey, go investigate the amazing intrigue that surrounds those bushes,' so I went. And that was about, oh, I'd say... twenty seconds ago. Master Sho. Sensei. Sir."


"You humor Sho?"


"No! No. Not at all. Ahem. Uh... You see, what had happened was- Wait. Shhhh! Listen. Did you hear that? It sounded like foxes. Yeah. Creepy little foxes...yeah."


"Foxes?"


"Yeah! Great, giant foxes! They'll bite your nuts off. I'll go investigate."


"Oh no! Master Sho! It's a trap!"


"Quick, Whitey! We must disguise ourselves as natural fauna! CAW! CAW! CAW!"


"It is too late, Sensei. I have become... one of you. One of you! ONE OF YOU!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHA!!!!!!"


AAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!"


"Oh. A dream. Just a dream. But how does Sho explain the bruises?"


*queue Evil Tim Robbins music*
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Comment by Sho Kosugi
on Post-Easter Musings on Atheism

March 25th 2008 22:25


Shoukai
Ah, Winston-san, you raise the mighty points as always.

However, Sho must disagree with your power of science. Yes, it is the decrypter of gods, the decipherer of devils. But can your science compete with Sho's mighty ninja magic? One thinks not! Sho's powers are such to put even Master Jesus, the most powerful of black-magic manipulators, to shame!

"...and please give Sho the strength to cut off heads all the time..."


Master Jesus may be able to turn water into wine, but he's got nothing on fire.

Comment by Sho Kosugi
on Post-Easter Musings on Atheism

March 25th 2008 16:48


Shoukai
Ah, Winston-san!

Sho is Shinto, a broad religion that embraces cleanliness of self, the support of family, and the wonderment of nature. A simple religion, one that does not have specific rules or contradictions. Things simply are, and if a god or goddess wishes to bless the mountain, well then, by all means, they shall!

But in truth, man is at the disposal of his very own imagination. So in turn, his gods must be as well! How can we speak truth when we live only in mystery? How can we have confidence in a god or goddess who remains as cloudy as the distant nebula? And even then, the nebula could be nothing more than a speck of dust!

These are trying times for a ninja. Trying to live within harmony, being discouraged by monotheists and other like minded fools of certainty and hatred. We all share one path under the Moon, and must continue to share; that much is certain, not these oral traditions which have been founded into corruption and selfishness.

"The world is like a ride in an amusement park. And when you choose to go on it you think it's real because that's how powerful our minds are. And the ride goes up and down and round and round. It has thrills and chills and it's very brightly coloured and it's very loud and it's fun, for a while. Some people have been on the ride for a long time and they begin to question: 'Is this real, or is this just a ride?' And other people have remembered, and they come back to us, they say, 'Hey, don't worry, don't be afraid, ever, because this is just a ride.' And we kill those people."

- Bill Hicks


Comment by Sho Kosugi
on Finally, the Pope Makes Some Sense!

August 6th 2007 16:11


Shoukai
"A single source?" Can it not be more than one source? So how can one be so sure... if not at all?

This church you speak of has no religious foundation on Sho. Sho is a Shintoist, and the teachings of Shinto indicate celebration rather than questioning or arguing.

The church may inspire further research, but further research sometimes contradict the church. Can this be why so many followers remain blinded by the so-called "light?" Sho is aware of many such blind faith seekers, who take the church at their word, and without question. Do not try to kid Sho on this. While one may be an exemption (and glorious praises if this be so!), Sho has lived the tomfoolery of such souls, those who believe in the Gift Giver well before acknowledging the Gift.

Those truly curious seek a lighted path under the ever-present Moon. They need not look to the Heavens for the Magical Old Man with bloated ego. They need only look upon themselves. Whether they be agnostic, atheist, buddhist, shintoist, or taoist, they know that the true answer lies within. This is something the church has never acknowledged, and is afraid to do so, with good reason.

Comment by Sho Kosugi
on Seventeen Kids?? Ease Up On the Begetting, Please!

August 6th 2007 14:21


Shoukai
"God given rights," a general consensus among those ignorant. Is there nothing Sho can do that God has not already provided rights for???

Sho suggests, let us DDT their house so their brood may plague us no longer!


Comment by Sho Kosugi
on Finally, the Pope Makes Some Sense!

August 6th 2007 11:55


Shoukai
I can't get my head around the idea that something, God, Allah, Jehovah, whatever, didn't start the whole thing in the first place though. - youranter

It would best you if you look at Shinto, where your head need not grasp such fantastical ideals. Accept what is in front of you, and love it for what it is. There need not be a creative component involved to love the actual creation. Sadly, this is the downfall of most humans. Why must we know who bought us the gift, rather than accept it blindly?

Comment by Sho Kosugi
on Finally, the Pope Makes Some Sense!

August 6th 2007 11:50


Shoukai
And you know they still have not come up with any ideas on how Man evolved from the other animals. He is unique. - katyzzz

You just blown Sho's mind.

Comment by Sho Kosugi
on SICKO - THE FILM

August 2nd 2007 12:13


Shoukai
Sho has witnessed the movie. If he has learned any one thing, it is to prevent Sho's limbs from being chopped off while in America. No more fighting in the streets with fools!

Comment by Sho Kosugi
on More Human than Human: Robot Emotion in Popular Media

August 1st 2007 20:07


Shoukai
"Why'd it have to be snakes..."

Comment by Sho Kosugi
on Why Should We Be Silent?

July 30th 2007 13:42


Shoukai
Ah, Sho was under false impression that Marti-san wished to do away with such periodicals. One can hold such a stance, but Sho is most delighted that you not feel this way, at least in this showing of ideas. The future path is uncertain, and conflicts do mount the bareback steed, but under this Moon, let us continue to remain the kindest of friends, even if our brethren are sworn enemies. Kajitsu!

Comment by Sho Kosugi
on Why Should We Be Silent?

July 30th 2007 01:42


Shoukai
Why, when we get offended by half nude magazines that are in our children's view at supermarkets, etc, do we not say something to the manager? Is it fear that they will think we are crazy?

One can always choose different store, can they not? Sho is despaired that his own freedoms of free enterprise must be challenged by those easily offended, those who have the mode to relocate their own purchasing method but stand firmly in their own attitude of crapulence. His thought remains: if the sight before you is unviewable, choose another. There are far more suitable to your tastes. May Sho recommend the ever famous Jesus Books & Gifts, as found in grander central New Jersey? It would be more to your liking, and everyone is happy.

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