Sexless Blogger needs HELP!
September 28th 2007 21:40
Ok, so here's the problem...
We have decided to meet in December, for an entire weekend.
Which is fine. Fucking crazy also...but fine.
I mean REALLY! What happens if we hate eachother? Certainly we're not trapped for the entire weekend.
Although I refuse to have fatalistic thoughts.
I can't imagine my life without this man in it, somehow.
For us to meet...and decide "Uhhh nope, she/he aint the one for me".
Would just be BEYOND weird. After so many months of growing into one another.....
I digress....
Anyway, he's flying in to see me.
And we've discussed how and where to meet.
Coffee is WAY to normal. We're both a bit mad CLEARLY.
In a bar...is just too weird. Too date-ish....too much like what normal people do.....not two people who've been communicating for 9 months and know EVERYTHING about one another.
(And I do mean EVERYTHING)
lol
So I suggest...(now hear me out) - that we meet in the dark hotel room...have passionate wild sex first...and then talk later.
Strangely, I am completely comfortable with this idea. Somehow feeling as if the tension and pressure will be released first....and then we can dabble with the "Oh my god, you're way fatter/shorter than I thought!"
lolol
He thinks this idea is magnificent of course (my male friends think I'm fucking insane)
But now we have a problem.....because I guess, off aforementioned 'sex site' - he met a girl in a hotel room, after exchanging a couple of emails....and she had said she was 'average' sized.
She turned up in hotel room looking like Gilbert Grapes mother (have you seen this movie) - she was HUGE.
And there's nothing wrong with huge.
It's the lying that seemed to piss him off most.
So it was, by all accounts, a disaster.
And I have been paranoid about this now. I already have some body issues....only because HE has made such a big deal about not wanting to be with HUGE people. And I get it, I know attraction is really important...and of course we've both seen several pictures of eachother...and we ARE attracted to one another.
But I can't help thinking.....what if this smart, clever, witty man...who I've come to really care for....thinks I'M too big?
A size 14-16-ish aint exactly small. But I don't rival Gilbert Grapes mother either.
So I find myself revolting against the 'dark hotel room' idea because I don't want it to be a disaster.....AGAIN.
So what do we do???
Where do we meet?
We're too close to just have a drink.
We're too involved for coffee...
And I would like to get laid. Several times over this weekend with him.
Is the hotel room a bad idea?
I mean really?
I'm not a serial internet dater people...I've never done this before.
But somehow, with him, it feels right.
I don't know.
HELP ME!!!!
Jo
We have decided to meet in December, for an entire weekend.
Which is fine. Fucking crazy also...but fine.
I mean REALLY! What happens if we hate eachother? Certainly we're not trapped for the entire weekend.
Although I refuse to have fatalistic thoughts.
I can't imagine my life without this man in it, somehow.
For us to meet...and decide "Uhhh nope, she/he aint the one for me".
Would just be BEYOND weird. After so many months of growing into one another.....
I digress....
Anyway, he's flying in to see me.
And we've discussed how and where to meet.
In a bar...is just too weird. Too date-ish....too much like what normal people do.....not two people who've been communicating for 9 months and know EVERYTHING about one another.
(And I do mean EVERYTHING)
lol
So I suggest...(now hear me out) - that we meet in the dark hotel room...have passionate wild sex first...and then talk later.
Strangely, I am completely comfortable with this idea. Somehow feeling as if the tension and pressure will be released first....and then we can dabble with the "Oh my god, you're way fatter/shorter than I thought!"
lolol
He thinks this idea is magnificent of course (my male friends think I'm fucking insane)
But now we have a problem.....because I guess, off aforementioned 'sex site' - he met a girl in a hotel room, after exchanging a couple of emails....and she had said she was 'average' sized.
She turned up in hotel room looking like Gilbert Grapes mother (have you seen this movie) - she was HUGE.
And there's nothing wrong with huge.
It's the lying that seemed to piss him off most.
So it was, by all accounts, a disaster.
And I have been paranoid about this now. I already have some body issues....only because HE has made such a big deal about not wanting to be with HUGE people. And I get it, I know attraction is really important...and of course we've both seen several pictures of eachother...and we ARE attracted to one another.
But I can't help thinking.....what if this smart, clever, witty man...who I've come to really care for....thinks I'M too big?
A size 14-16-ish aint exactly small. But I don't rival Gilbert Grapes mother either.
So I find myself revolting against the 'dark hotel room' idea because I don't want it to be a disaster.....AGAIN.
So what do we do???
Where do we meet?
We're too close to just have a drink.
We're too involved for coffee...
And I would like to get laid. Several times over this weekend with him.
Is the hotel room a bad idea?
I mean really?
I'm not a serial internet dater people...I've never done this before.
But somehow, with him, it feels right.
I don't know.
HELP ME!!!!
Jo
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