The party's over - oh what a sexy night!
October 19th 2006 03:43
The doors are closing!
Oh, well, talk about sex, oh yes indeed! WELL INDEED! I do declare........
What a fabulous night we had and it started out so quietly...
That lovely little K.L was the first to arrive, right on time......
She looked around rather bewildered and I thought, oh, dear, I hope
she's not going to cry... preparing myself to get the bucket out...
I sat beside her on the lounge....."There's no need to worry there'll be plenty of people arriving late, everyone always arrives late nowadays.
I came straight to the point, moving a little closer... now, let's talk
about sex..she moved up the couch a little.."There are some men
coming aren't there?"
Oh, yes, of course, one can't have a party without men,
especially one about sex.
She seemed to breathe a sigh of relief..."I was a bit worried there for a minute, I thought you might be, well...you know...a bit...or something"
Who ME, oh, indeed not, no dear we are just here for talking..
Aren't you being a little naive? ....I didn't know what she meant...after all, all we'd be doing would be talking about sex,....
K explained she'd have to leave early to get home to her husband and
child, she didn't have much to say about sex and stated she'd be
choosing how many children she'd have to satisfy herself and her
husband not conforming to some Government edict.
She was lovely, absolutely lovely, but none the less, she struck me as a bit of a party pooper.
Next was Damo...he said he was going to organize the music for me...what a love....his view on sex, he said he wasn't here to talk about it he was respectable with a wife and two children, no he wasn't planning more and when I pressed him for his sexual views.. he said that was his view ..he wasn't going to talk about it.
Oh, well, we'd got off to a screamingly good start.... I don't think...
Then in came the no noses...WOW did they brighten things up, they began talking about sex, immediately, and the females had come quite scantily clad, but they certainly had all the curves in all the right places and the guys were in tight jeans and leather vests, they all looked so alike, but SOOO handsome.
After that everyone started to stream in and very soon my greatest expectations were exceeded. It was sex, sex, sex...and from then on I left the doors wide open finding myself a most disagreeable door person.
The drinks were flowing and conversation too. They were all just so affectionate, you know someone actually pinched my bottom, then scuttled off outside. By the end of the night I was still looking for him.
The music got louder, the food was eaten and the drinkies flowed
and quite frankly I was getting a little sloshed.
Then out we went into the garden where they were just starting
to slice up the spit roasted suckling pig and soon everyone
was tucking in and gettting closer and closer.
I went back inside and noticed the bedroom doors were closed.
Funny, I thought, I wonder if they're having any trouble finding the bathrooms.
I opened the door of the first bedroom wide and much to my horror there was a young man with no trousers on.
Oh, you must be looking for the bathroom, it's up there, he fled holding his trousers in front of him, then I could see there was a young lady with not much more on than the young man.
Up there, I bellowed, you'll not find a bathroom in here.
That was the first time I knew men took their pants off to go to the toilet, it must have be his cultural belief I suppose. Some of these people are very clean...a bit like the French with their bidets.
My voice must have spread, suddenly there were doors opening everywhere and people scuttling off to the bathroom or going outside, instead.
After that I spent the evening making sure those doors stayed open, I couldn't have anyone else not knowing where the bathroom was, just how embarassing, especially with so much alcohol.
By now the place was packed, I don't recall issuing quite so many
invitations but who cares, we were having a ball, and all that
talking, it exceeded my wildest dreams.
It was getting just so rowdy and so many were looking decidedly drunk.
I whispered to the staff. Just give everyone orange juice, tell them it's got
vodka in it, and serve coffee, lots and lots of it. And make sure they eat.
After that things did calm down a little and I was going to be such a good hostess....but everything was getting out of hand... and it was no longer my party it was their's....I started to really get into character and
began to let my hair down and found myself joining in the cuddling.
It was rather nice really.
Funny, how one is not nearly so fussy when one is ine inegrete adoi
hu u ineb RIATe d .....oh, hang it all, drunk!!!
I caught sight of Homer in the distance, by this time my eyesight was becoming a little blurred....there he was.....the darling....getting right into the swing of things...talking to a very curvaceous girl...she was responding to everything he was saying, I guess he's good at talking about sex.
It must have been the music....MUCH, much too loud....he found it necessary to talk right into her ear, almost snuggling into her...
and all that to remain true to the party theme of talking about sex.
What a wonderful crowd!
But, suddenly, it was all over, ......the last guest had left, the caterers were gone and I staggered off to bed, leaving the doors wide open in my ine..in..ebtrtg inebria s..t..drunk state.
I crawled into bed without putting the light on... funny this bed feels strange..
I SCREAMED... and jumped back out of bed, it was a naked man...
GET OUT! GET OUT! ........ he got out quick smart and grabbed
his clothes...bolting for the door ....
....AND SHUT THE DOOR AS YOU LEAVE...
It was all too much .... I had a little cry myself... but what a wonderful night..all that sex talk straightened out.....The night was a TOTAL success!
The party's over!
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