FINAL PARTY ARRANGEMENTS
October 18th 2006 09:47
CELEBRATING SEX
Let's have a Party - theme sex!
Well this last week has been so exhausting. All this sex talk and Homer
thinks we won't be talking about sex.
Did you EVER! and with him there. He never stops talking about it and I must say his language is often a little coarse, but we must be tolerant and he is just soooo cleverrrrr, as well you all know.
Some seem more than a tad confused about the whole thing and that's
why we really must get talking about it.
At the same time we'll be having FUN FUN FUN! TO excess really.
At a party we really have to swing!
You're going to be so surprised at who I've actually invited, but that's all a big SECRET!
I know you are going to be just so delighted with it all and REMEMBER - THERE is a complete ban on mobile phones.
The caterers have been hired and the food is just so scrumptious,
nothing about what's good for your brain at this party, oh, no, no, no.
Do keep those last little details confidential won't you. You are ALL sworn to secrecy.
Just think, by the time I write another post on this it will be all over,
and that will really be quite sad, as it will be back to talking
about serious life issues.
Not that sex is not serious, but the way some people go at it, just like
rabbits one would think it isn't a serious issue, at all.
Now, remember, arrive anytime from 8 p.m. onwards and we'll party until we're all exhausted. I know some of you have inconvenient little responsibilities like spouses and children to get home to
so many will have to leave a little early.
Don't worry we'll have a lovely little party for the kiddies later on.
I always go into character for my parties, Homer thinks he has problems with alter egos, how would he feel if he had my multiple personality disorders.
So, it's Jemima, you must call me until after the party's over and then I'll go back to being that very dull, very ordinary katyzzz, obsessed with all
those little images she draws, on Microsoft Paint, would you believe?
What dull little lives some people lead.
Oh, well, there'll always be those painful little do gooders, won't there? but mark my words, that one has an eye for the money, oh, yes, indeed, believe you ME!
You will be so thrilled with all our guests and I'm looking forward to seeing you there!
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