Julie KeastSending Up Peter Debnam
We sent the NSW Premier up yesterday so now it is the turn of the NSW Opposition leader, Peter Debnam. I am going to tell you what he should say before this Saturday's election:
Peter Debnam
"Good evening voters of NSW, in case you don't know I am the Opposition Leader of New South Wales, Peter Debnam, I replaced Broggers when he had a little too much to drink and, erm, we won't go there. Anyway I am here to tell you why you should vote for ME at the election on Saturday March 24.
Voters, it's as simple as this. We have been living in a state where everything has been stuffed up by the Labor Party clowns in the last 12 years, public transport is discriminatory against people with long legs, our health and education systems lack a certain something but I can't figure out what, housing is a shonk and basically under Iemma's crooks, we've been stuffed like I have been with those stupid ads about my business record and more.
Voters, I have plans which I have outlined and when I am elected I will pull these plans out of my hat on my very first day in office and, voila, New South Wales is fixed!.
Which reminds me, here is my slogan: Vote Debnam, NSW is Saved, Vote Iemma, NSW is Stuffed.
Good night voters, be strong and be brave on Saturday!'
Peter Debnam
"Good evening voters of NSW, in case you don't know I am the Opposition Leader of New South Wales, Peter Debnam, I replaced Broggers when he had a little too much to drink and, erm, we won't go there. Anyway I am here to tell you why you should vote for ME at the election on Saturday March 24.
Voters, it's as simple as this. We have been living in a state where everything has been stuffed up by the Labor Party clowns in the last 12 years, public transport is discriminatory against people with long legs, our health and education systems lack a certain something but I can't figure out what, housing is a shonk and basically under Iemma's crooks, we've been stuffed like I have been with those stupid ads about my business record and more.
Voters, I have plans which I have outlined and when I am elected I will pull these plans out of my hat on my very first day in office and, voila, New South Wales is fixed!.
Which reminds me, here is my slogan: Vote Debnam, NSW is Saved, Vote Iemma, NSW is Stuffed.
Good night voters, be strong and be brave on Saturday!'
