Julie KeastSending Up: Morris Iemma
What I thought I would do is send up the NSW Premier, Morris Iemma and the NSW Opposition Leader,Peter Debnam and what they should be saying to voters ahead of the NSW state election. Let's have a bit of fun at the expense of a few politicians...please keep in mind that this is a little bit of fun and to please keep it that way.
I'll do it over two days so first up is the NSW premier and what he should tell the voters of NSW:
Morris Iemma
Good morning voters of the wonderful state of New South Wales. Today I plead to you to give my colleagues and I a chance at four more years to stuff up education and health, continue our poor track record when it comes to the worst train system in the Western world and overcrowded and smelly buses, continue with next to no police on our streets and continue to work toward making NSW the basket case of Australia with ineffective policy after ineffective policy.
The leader of the NSW Opposition wants to fix everything...why? It's far too expensive and send our triple A credit rating down the gurgler so I plan to spend a bundle of money on an expensive desalination plant that will be a disaster for the environment and for the people that live around that area in Southern Sydney.
I have well formed to plans to continue what Labor has done for the last 12 years in New South Wales: Nothing.
But before I go I will reveal to you my slogan: We have stuffed up NSW but we want to do more
Good night, New South Wales and happy voting on Saturday!
Peter Debnam tomorrow...tata cyaz
I'll do it over two days so first up is the NSW premier and what he should tell the voters of NSW:
Morris Iemma
Good morning voters of the wonderful state of New South Wales. Today I plead to you to give my colleagues and I a chance at four more years to stuff up education and health, continue our poor track record when it comes to the worst train system in the Western world and overcrowded and smelly buses, continue with next to no police on our streets and continue to work toward making NSW the basket case of Australia with ineffective policy after ineffective policy.
The leader of the NSW Opposition wants to fix everything...why? It's far too expensive and send our triple A credit rating down the gurgler so I plan to spend a bundle of money on an expensive desalination plant that will be a disaster for the environment and for the people that live around that area in Southern Sydney.
I have well formed to plans to continue what Labor has done for the last 12 years in New South Wales: Nothing.
But before I go I will reveal to you my slogan: We have stuffed up NSW but we want to do more
Good night, New South Wales and happy voting on Saturday!
Peter Debnam tomorrow...tata cyaz
