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<pubDate>Tue, 21 Feb 2012 19:45:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Hold An Aspirin Between Your Knees</title>
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<description>We know Barack Obama is an intelligent man, not because he's President (we've had a few quite ordinary presidents and a few borderline morons) but because he graduated from Columbia...</description>
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<pubDate>Tue, 21 Feb 2012 19:45:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>The Agricultural Boondoggle</title>
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<description>Back when part time Texas governor and sometime comedian Rick Perry was running for the Republican/Conservative Presidential nomination, he was doing his best to imitate Sarah Palin while pandering to...</description>
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<pubDate>Wed, 15 Feb 2012 19:16:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>The Right To Bear Arms II</title>
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<description>The Supreme Court has interpreted the second amendment to the Constitution, "A well regulated militia being necessary to the security of a free state, the right of the people to...</description>
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<pubDate>Mon, 30 Jan 2012 16:47:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>A Message From God</title>
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<description>Former pizza delivery man and current presidential candidate Herman Cain said God spoke to him and convinced him to campaign for the Republican/Conservative nomination for President. He compared himself to...</description>
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<pubDate>Tue, 15 Nov 2011 16:01:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Lipstick On A Pig</title>
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<description>On October 5, Sarah Palin officially declared herself a non-candidate for the Presidency of the United States. I hadn't written an essay since August 16 waiting for that announcement, and...</description>
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<pubDate>Sun, 13 Nov 2011 18:23:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>The 21% Solution</title>
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<description>According to the August 15 issue of Time Magazine ("The Tea Party's Triumph," Michael Crowley, Time, 8/15/2011), the US owes its creditors $14.3 trillion. The largest parts of this debt...</description>
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<pubDate>Tue, 16 Aug 2011 17:49:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Garbage Wars</title>
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<description>I live in a very small city. The city recently signed a garbage removal contract with a firm that is in competition with the company which picks up my garbage...</description>
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<pubDate>Wed, 10 Aug 2011 16:05:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Anal Cranial Reversal</title>
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<description>On Monday, July 25, the California Supreme Court upheld the state's policy of granting in-state state tuition at its colleges and universities to students who graduated from a California high...</description>
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<pubDate>Wed, 27 Jul 2011 18:52:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Gates Says What Everybody Already Knows</title>
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<description>Earlier this month, Secretary of Defense Robert Gates said at a media conference after a meeting of NATO members in Brussels what many people, government officials and ordinary citizens, have...</description>
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<pubDate>Tue, 28 Jun 2011 19:35:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>It Isn't Ever Going To Happen</title>
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<description>On May 19, President Obama said," The United States believes that negotiations should result in two states, with permanent Palestinian borders with Israel, Jordan, and Egypt, and permanent Israeli borders...</description>
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<pubDate>Tue, 31 May 2011 15:41:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>"Green" Warfare</title>
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<description>I recently read an article, "Army Testing New 'Green' Bullets," on Fox News.com (May 4, 2011), and it piqued my interest. I've always had a lot of respect for the...</description>
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<pubDate>Thu, 19 May 2011 16:43:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Still In The Dark</title>
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<description>I just finished reading former Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld's book, "Known and Unknown: A Memoir," and while I certainly expected him to explain his actions while Secretary of Defense...</description>
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<pubDate>Sat, 14 May 2011 20:39:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Me Worry?</title>
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<description>President Obama has been under attack by members of his own party and liberals, as well as Republicans and Conservatives, for United States policy in Libya. Liberals and Democrats criticize...</description>
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<pubDate>Mon, 04 Apr 2011 19:52:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>The Libyan Dream</title>
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<description>On March 17, 2011, the United Nations Security Council, by a vote of 10-0, with 5 abstentions (Brazil, China, Germany, India, and the Russian Federation), "authorized Member States, acting nationally...</description>
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<pubDate>Wed, 30 Mar 2011 20:33:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Gimmee Them Ole Time Nukes</title>
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<description>About ten days ago, there was an article on the Current TV website, "Small Nuclear War Could Reverse Global Warming for Years!," touting the supposed benefits of low yield nuclear...</description>
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<pubDate>Thu, 10 Mar 2011 20:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
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