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Satan's Surgery & Sperm Slinging

December 28th 2006 13:23
What's a poor boy to do? He wants to have sex. He really wants to have sex. He does not want to have a baby, but he really does not want to use rubbers/condoms/sheaths/raincoats. They take away some of the pleasure, you know.

A vasectomy. He decides to have a vasectomy. To get cut. Slit the tube between the testicles and... the pleasure shoot, shall we say? Ok, the decision is made.

Who knew? Who really knew he would run into resistance about this seemingly personal choice? As he approaches the vasectomy clinic, there are placards and protesters, stating he is murdering poor, innocent sperm. And you know, that sperm could turn into life. Some say it is life.


He wonders if someone will throw a vial of fresh sperm on his newly purchased coat, and hopes it won't stain if that indeed does occur. Someone yells out to him: "You know, they perform Satan's Surgery here!"

He pauses, and decides that he will think about this Satan Surgery thing for awhile.

He can always masturbate. Can't he?



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Comment by anonymous

December 28th 2006 22:24
Condoms are not that bad. The secret is to put alot of water-based (KY Jelly, etc) lube, on your organ before you put the rubber on. Even lubed condoms don't have enough lube. And you'd be surprised, as you move your thing, the lube gets hot, and it feels very "natural".

Comment by Cibbuano

December 28th 2006 22:34


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anon, good tip.

still, condoms are not very sexy, are they.

innocent sperm, alas!


Comment by Stanley

December 28th 2006 23:19
i think we're missing the big picture here. every opportunity for sex we have we should get down on our knees and pray to the higher being that has allowed this vixen to lower her standards for a roll in the sack - or at least that's my personal experience! haha

Comment by Deorre

December 29th 2006 01:08


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Praise be to the God(dess) of sex, where with or without rubbers, men shall bow down at the altar.

Comment by Luke

December 29th 2006 13:04


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I've never had a problem with condoms.

Comment by KylieW

January 18th 2007 03:07


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hehe, I love this Deorre. Great post.

Poor innocent little sperms!

Comment by Deorre

January 18th 2007 03:18


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Frightful, wouldn't you say Kylie? Poor innocent, brawling sperm.

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