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<pubDate>Sat, 19 May 2012 04:59:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Speak Well of Nigeria</title>
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<description>In regards with the investigation that has happened recently here in Nigeria will noticed that you are dealing with some Nigerians who claimed you have money with them and they...</description>
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<title>Quid Pro Quo</title>
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<description>After tossing this phrase so cavalierly into my last post, I couldn't help but start to wonder where I'd ever heard it. "Quid pro quo" is a phrase that politicians...</description>
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<pubDate>Mon, 14 May 2012 04:43:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>NCIS and the Power of Obscure Initials</title>
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<description>There is a hugely popular crime show on television called NCIS. This show (and its spinoff, NCIS: Los Angeles) sooner or later in every episode requires the principals to come...</description>
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<pubDate>Sat, 05 May 2012 07:02:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>The Putative Facts</title>
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<description>The other day, I heard a newscaster say something was putative. Did I know what he meant? No. Did he know what he meant? I'm not sure. After all, this...</description>
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<pubDate>Sun, 29 Apr 2012 06:13:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>An Ad Is Not An Add!</title>
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<description>There's only one "d" in advertisement, folks. And the abbreviation for it is "ad." But if you "add" something, you add it. That's a verb. How come the same people...</description>
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<pubDate>Mon, 16 Apr 2012 05:28:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>You Can't Draw Drawers from the Draw...</title>
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<description>But you can draw drawers from the drawer. Actually, you can "draw" anything from inside of a desk or piece of furniture. But the sliding box-type thing that holds the...</description>
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<pubDate>Fri, 06 Apr 2012 04:53:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>OK, Now They're Just Getting Lazy</title>
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<description>Oh... YEAH! That ten million bucks those people owe me just slipped my mind. Good thing there are nice folks out there who are trying to find me and fix...</description>
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<pubDate>Thu, 29 Mar 2012 06:12:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>The Croci Are In Foci</title>
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<description>What a beautiful flower is the crocus! If more than one grows, they are crocuses. If I photograph one, I must focus. But if I try to catch all, are...</description>
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<pubDate>Mon, 19 Mar 2012 05:17:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>One. Word. Sentences.</title>
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<description>I've started to see this type of thing a lot in advertising: Real. Comfortable. Jeans. People. Fit. Perfectly. Who told these people that this sort of construction is clever and...</description>
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<pubDate>Mon, 12 Mar 2012 04:44:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>When Morals Go South</title>
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<description>Sometimes, you just can't win. The first thing I ought to explain, I guess, is the phrase "to go south." For those who don't know, this is an American expression...</description>
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<pubDate>Fri, 02 Mar 2012 07:02:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Dishing the Dirt</title>
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<description>Well now, isn't this a curious expression? "Dish" is a noun, right? Right. It's what you put your food on. So how the heck is it a verb, too? And...</description>
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<pubDate>Mon, 20 Feb 2012 05:47:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Who's In For A Who?</title>
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<description>No, this ad was not written by Dr. Seuss. But I do have to wonder whether these "technical issues" will include proofreading. Since they're only providing minimal training, let's hope...</description>
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<pubDate>Sun, 12 Feb 2012 06:46:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>We're Still Not Previewing These Things, Are We?</title>
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<description>Last time, they wanted a Sales Ass. (See my earlier post on the subject at Really Long Link) Now, they want a Team Ass. Hm-m-m. It looks like the Team...</description>
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<pubDate>Sun, 29 Jan 2012 21:54:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>24/7 Is Bigger Than Pi</title>
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<description>No, really, it is. I did the math to find this out because, after all, the forward slash symbol is how the Internet tells us we want to do division...</description>
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<pubDate>Sat, 21 Jan 2012 21:09:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Call ASAP You Are Able</title>
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<description>"Please send me your updated resume in word format or call ASAP you are able so that we can discuss it in more detail." What's the problem here? To start...</description>
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<pubDate>Thu, 12 Jan 2012 06:41:00 GMT</pubDate>
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