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Dishing the Dirt

February 20th 2012 05:47
dishing dirt


Well now, isn't this a curious expression?

"Dish" is a noun, right? Right. It's what you put your food on.

So how the heck is it a verb, too? And a verb that means - what, exactly? If a dish is a thing - an object - then how do you "dish" something? (For that matter, who'd put dirt on something you eat from?)

Dish happens to be one of those words that can be both a noun and a verb. In this case, the verb meaning is just the action that came out of the noun. If you can put something on a dish, then you can give it out - or"dish" it out. And dirt? Well, dirt is generally bad, right? So if you "have dirt" on somebody, you know something bad about them. And "dishing the dirt" is to tell people the bad things you know about somebody else.

Not all noun-verb words are so related, though. You might say, "Here is the door." But you wouldn't say, "Now I'm going to door something."

However, you might say, "This is a table," and then say, "Let's table this discussion," (Which means, depending on where you live, that you want either to discuss the issue right now - to put it "on the table" - or that you want to postpone it until later - to take it off the table. More on this another time.)

You could say, "This is my foot," and you could also say, "I'm not going to foot the bill for this," even though there's no relation between those meanings of "foot." (Just for the record, "footing the bill" originally meant to add it up and put the total at the bottom - the "foot" of the bill. )

But you could say, "Here's the bill," and also, "Let's bill them for this job," and those meanings of "bill" clearly are related.

What's a person to do who's trying to learn English? How does one know whether the noun-verb pairs are related in meaning, like bill and bill, or table and table, or whether they're not so related, like foot and foot. Are there rules for this?

Um-m. No, there aren't. You have to consider each word separately. If you have the time and interest, you could look up the history, or the etymology of the words in question, but most people aren't going to bother doing that. I probably wouldn't either, if the blog gods didn't make me do it.
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Who's In For A Who?

February 12th 2012 06:46
Who


No, this ad was not written by Dr. Seuss.

But I do have to wonder whether these "technical issues" will include proofreading.

Since they're only providing minimal training, let's hope that this person will come well-equipped with proofreading skills.

This is part 3 of my attack on poor proofreading. I do intend to get back to my wider purpose, but some things are just too funny to let pass.
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sales ass


Last time, they wanted a Sales Ass. (See my earlier post on the subject at Really Long Link)

Now, they want a Team Ass. Hm-m-m. It looks like the Team Ass does the clerical work for the Sales Ass. At least they're looking for someone compatible.

Seriously, what do you think? Should I forward these ads to the store's public relations department with a polite note, or should I just stop blacking out their name when I post these - because I'm sure there are going to be more.

By the way - this is not Career Builder's fault, nor is it the fault of Indeed.com, which is where I saw both this ad and the one I wrote about before. It's the fault of whomever couldn't be bothered to look at other Indeed.com posts and count up the number of characters that will fit on a line.

The lesson here is - for anybody who missed my previous post on the subject - preview EVERYthing before it goes online. Or at least check it out when it does go online and fix it then.

Unless you want to allow yourself to look like a fool.
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24/7 Is Bigger Than Pi

January 21st 2012 21:09
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Call ASAP You Are Able

January 12th 2012 06:41
telephone


"Please send me your updated resume in word format or call ASAP you are able so that we can discuss it in more detail."
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Hogging the Landing Page

December 28th 2011 06:29
pigs


What can we do about this


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Who's Harold Angel?

December 22nd 2011 20:44
wreath


Every year at this time, I keep hearing about someone called Harold Angel doing a lot of singing, but I can't figure out who he is or where he came from. I mean, I know where angels come from, but you never hear about this particular one anyplace in the whole Bible.
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Babysitter Wanted - Under The Table Pay

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Is Everybody Reprehensive These Days?

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Are Tender Hooks Made Out Of Velvet?

November 28th 2011 06:29
If I were hanging on "tender hooks," I'd certainly want to hope so.

But hooks are not made out of velvet. And they're definitely not ever tender


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