Home | Start a blog | About Orble | FAQ | Blogs | Writers | Paid | My Orble | Login
 

Robert Arend

Altoona, Pennsylvania, UNITED STATES


Joined June 24th 2009

Number of Posts:
0

Number of Comments:
2

Karma:
1



"A hungry stomach cannot hear”__Jean de La Fontaine

About Me
No details about me yet :(

Blogs I Follow

Friends

I have no friends :(

Recent Posts

I've not posted anything yet :(
  

Recent Comments

Comment by Robert Arend
on I don't care where Obama was born

August 3rd 2009 20:31
FLASH! OBAMA NOT EVEN HUMAN!

Reports are now coming in from reliable sources that proof is about to be released that Barack Obama was not only not born in the United States, but he wasn’t born on this planet, either.

Reliable sources claim to have uncovered a flying saucer buried in the Gobi Desert sand. They claim to have recovered from the saucer these documents:

(1) a birth certificate, dated Hormia 45, 2856 DP (which they have deciphered to English to be October 16, 1448 AD) and the baby named Goriodano J. Demon (which they have deciphered to English to be Barack Obama.
(2) These reliable sources point out Obama’s unusual ears as further evidence that Obama is the lovechild of a Mr. Spock and a intergalactic prostitute and that Obama was born on the planet Vulcan.

We will continue to follow this developing story. Stay tuned. We report—you decide.

[ Delete ] [ Ignore ]

Comment by Robert Arend
on Bringing Genocide to America

June 25th 2009 03:30
B]The Book of Obamalations by the Apostle Randy

Chapter One[/B]

Verse 1: Behold a vision I, Randy the Apostle of the ascended Reagan, witnessed in my dwelling on the holy ground of North Carolina.
Verse 2: And the three prophets appeareth before me, blessed be O’Reilly, Hannity and Beck. And they toldth me great truths in the miracle of what is known as High Def.
Verse 3: And I heard a frightful choir chanting the dreadful soundtrack mix of The Exorcist and The Omen, and I was sore afraid.
Verse 4: And the voice of O’Reilly causeth the walls to shake. “See, Randy, all these things that will come!”
Verse 5: And in his eyes and from his mouth cameth Genocide with the name OBAMA.
Verse 6: And the voice of Hannity, so familiar, like the sound of many oboe reeds freshly moistened with spit, causeth the windows to rattle.
Verse 7: And in his eyes and from his mouth cameth the vision and wails of the millions dying at the hands of legions of OBAMA witch doctors—the organs of the young harvested for the rich and the cadavers of the old shipped to Oscar(Soto)Mayor to be made into OBAMA wieners.
Verse 8: And the voice of Beck, like that of the sacred cuckoo, causeth my ears to ring and my mind to quiver like Jello.
Verse 9: And in his huge eyes and from his forked-tongued mouth cameth the billion cries of the hungry, begging in vain for the OBAMA to feed them, and all are left to eateth each other. First they ateth the babies. Then, because the young were all shipped to harvest in the Orient, the gays and the lesbians and transgendered, led by the demon Chastity Bono, stormed the fortresses of Oscar(Soto)Mayor and feasted on the flabby and wrinkly wieners until chronic diarrhea didst explode their bowels.

Chapter Two

Verse 1: All the voices and the visions and the soundtrack mix of The Exorcist and The Omen droveth me to mine knees. I beggeth the prophets to remove their revelations from mine eyes and ears.
Verse 2: Now, go forth and herald all these things we have shown you, sayth O’Reilly.
Verse 3: Warn the world, sayth Hannity.
Verse 4: Stock up on beans to go with the wieners, sayth Beck.
Verse 5: And I covered mine eyes from the brilliant light that carried the three prophets up into the sky and into the blimp that flashed the legend: Fox News.
Verse 6: Therefore, I sayth onto you all these things are true, fair and balanced.
Verse 7: And MSNBC sucks.

[ Delete ] [ Ignore ]