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Burn After Reading

June 10th 2009 03:47
If you have any insight into the movie-making process, you’ll no doubt know that a director’s job is to bring the best performance they can out of an actor and balance that carefully with those of the other cast members. In movies such as Burn After Reading, it is painfully clear that the Coen Brothers envisioned a comedy, but produced a foul-mouthed, incoherent, unfeeling soup.

The plot (hah!) revolves around Osborne Cox (John Malkovich), a lowly CIA analyst who loses his memoirs in a gym. This in turn causes him to spew expletives for the rest of the film as if he was going for the world record. Chad (Brad Pitt) and Linda (Frances McDormand) happen to work at the gym, find his memoirs and, thinking they’re more valuable than gold, try to blackmail Cox. Their blackmail attempt falls through, Chad gets his brains blown out by thoughtless bodyguard Harry (George Clooney) and the CIA cover it all up only to find that Cox’s memoirs weren’t worth squat to begin with. Like Hamlet, the conclusion of this film can be summed up with two words: everybody dies.

This sick attempt at cinema only serves to make you appreciate the people who do it right. The Coen Brothers waded into unfamiliar water with this unsuccessful blend of espionage, crime and comedy. Instead, they should have left it to experts like Guy Ritchie (Lock, Stock And Two Smoking Barrels, Snatch) and Charles Crichton (A Fish Called Wanda).
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Be Kind Rewind

June 10th 2009 03:08
Be Kind Rewind is the latest creation from the acclaimed surrealist director Michel Gondry (Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, The Science of Sleep). Mike (Mos Def) works at an ailing VHS rental store that faces foreclosure, thanks largely to the market shift towards the more contemporary medium of the DVD. Klutzy eccentric Jerry (Jack Black) frequents the store in order to visit Mike as well as recruit him into sabotaging a nearby power plant. Mike declines, leaving Jerry to “attack” the plant on his own. When Jerry’s plan goes awry, he is accidentally electrified. Upon entering the store the following morning, he unwittingly magnetises all the tapes, effectively erasing them. In a panic, Mike and Jerry concoct the screwball scheme of replacing their old VHS library with movies they re-enact themselves. From Ghostbusters to Rush Hour to Driving Miss Daisy, Mike and Jerry recreate a slew of classic cinema in their own improvised and horrifically low-budget way. This duo of amateur filmmakers find some success with their endeavour, but whether they are sued by the myriad studios they have ripped off, foreclosed on or somehow pull through, is intentionally left ambiguous by the director. Don’t you just hate it when they do that? Regardless, the result is a light comedy with a touch of surrealism familiar to fans of Gondry. Definitely worth seeing for Jack Black’s nonsensical rants alone.
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Quantum of Solace

June 10th 2009 00:45
They say the road to hell is paved with good intentions. It isn’t. In reality, it is paved with copies of Quantum of Solace. Daniel Craig’s latest outing as the suave and sophisticated MI6 operative picks up literally hours after the events of Casino Royale. Bond’s former squeeze, Vesper Lynd, is dead and his only lead is a mysterious man named Mr. White. When Bond delivers White to MI6 for interrogation, he is soon rescued by a double agent working for an enigmatic criminal syndicate known only as “Quantum”. Unfortunately, after this initial setup, the film takes a most unwelcome nosedive. Bond fights and kills every subsequent lead he comes across, much to the chagrin of his superiors. The result: a spy movie lacking in the one element crucial to the genre – espionage. Director Marc Forster does his best to craft a good story, but when you see his track record (Monster's Ball, Finding Neverland and Stranger Than Fiction) you can’t help but wonder what the bigwigs at EON Productions were thinking. If they were banking on a gamble, it didn’t pay off. Action sequences are choppy, indistinct and confusing. Characterisation is also a departure from the norm. While series favourites like Judi Dench return in top acerbic form, protagonist Daniel Craig seems the perpetual angsta gangsta.
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