Return of the Rant
June 24th 2008 05:00
Well this has a very Alcoholics Annonymous feel to it and I must start out by firstly saying that it has been 143 days since my last blog and I'm not sure if this means I am off the wagon or if I have come to realise that I can control my blog rage or that I never really was a binge blogger but I am back and I plan on being just as loud and doing it proud.
Since my last blog I have discovered a few things about society.
First of all I have discovered I am now officially a card carrying member of the Binge Drinking club. Thanks to a few million dollars of our tax payers money some knob running a senate committee down in Canberra has decided that if you drink more than 4 middy's of beer or drink more than 3 glasses of wine in a sitting then you are officially labled as a Binge Drinker.
Well folks I am here to say that if this is true then I am proud to be called an Australian. Imagine winning the grand final and having had 3 middy's of Tooheys and then saying to your team mates "Sorry lads have to say no to the next one as I don't want to be classified as a binge drinker. I've seen the adds and you know what happens when you binge drink you end up having sex with strange women sometimes more than one at a time............"
Too right and I believe that if your not a classified Binge Drinker there should be no place for you in a sports side or any other side for that matter.
I mean i regularly have a few beers or other alcoholic beverages during my days at work and then head home to have a few more and if you saw what I went home to you would understand that sometimes we binge drink to ease our pain and to make sure we can get through the day.
The other thing I have learned is that some other twat in Canberra has decided that Gordon Ramsay swears to much..........Well thankyou Captain F@#King Obvious!!!!!!!!!!!!
After a recent viewing of a Ramsay program where he dropped the F Bomb 80 times in only 40 minutes of air time they have now decided theywant a permanent warning to be shown on the programme all the time when he is on or to have a child lock installed on all television sets. I agree there should be a child lock as you don't really want the kids to access the pay tv porn once the old folks have gone to bed but what about using a common sense approach like.......Change the f@#king channell or don't let your f$&king kids watch him on your f**king tv. No instead lets waste another lot of f#%king taxpayers money and decide that he is inappropriate for childrens viewing. Remember folks these are the f#%king idiots who are in charge of running this country.
Anyway that's about all the shite I can f$^king muster right now and as with anything you don't want to go to hard to early, one does need to pace themselves as we settle in to a long regular pattern of binge drinking and f&*king abusing politicians.
I'm off to have my standard 3 middy's to get me through this f#$king afternoon slump and will catch you all soon
DJ Dapto
Since my last blog I have discovered a few things about society.
First of all I have discovered I am now officially a card carrying member of the Binge Drinking club. Thanks to a few million dollars of our tax payers money some knob running a senate committee down in Canberra has decided that if you drink more than 4 middy's of beer or drink more than 3 glasses of wine in a sitting then you are officially labled as a Binge Drinker.
Well folks I am here to say that if this is true then I am proud to be called an Australian. Imagine winning the grand final and having had 3 middy's of Tooheys and then saying to your team mates "Sorry lads have to say no to the next one as I don't want to be classified as a binge drinker. I've seen the adds and you know what happens when you binge drink you end up having sex with strange women sometimes more than one at a time............"
Too right and I believe that if your not a classified Binge Drinker there should be no place for you in a sports side or any other side for that matter.
I mean i regularly have a few beers or other alcoholic beverages during my days at work and then head home to have a few more and if you saw what I went home to you would understand that sometimes we binge drink to ease our pain and to make sure we can get through the day.
The other thing I have learned is that some other twat in Canberra has decided that Gordon Ramsay swears to much..........Well thankyou Captain F@#King Obvious!!!!!!!!!!!!
After a recent viewing of a Ramsay program where he dropped the F Bomb 80 times in only 40 minutes of air time they have now decided theywant a permanent warning to be shown on the programme all the time when he is on or to have a child lock installed on all television sets. I agree there should be a child lock as you don't really want the kids to access the pay tv porn once the old folks have gone to bed but what about using a common sense approach like.......Change the f@#king channell or don't let your f$&king kids watch him on your f**king tv. No instead lets waste another lot of f#%king taxpayers money and decide that he is inappropriate for childrens viewing. Remember folks these are the f#%king idiots who are in charge of running this country.
Anyway that's about all the shite I can f$^king muster right now and as with anything you don't want to go to hard to early, one does need to pace themselves as we settle in to a long regular pattern of binge drinking and f&*king abusing politicians.
I'm off to have my standard 3 middy's to get me through this f#$king afternoon slump and will catch you all soon
DJ Dapto
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