Remi Laforge

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Aren't infant daughter's adorable!

May 13th 2008 05:45

I guess, from personal experience; (having witnessed, whilst growng up, some antics of my peers on their own children in the backwaters of Sconny Botland), that some of that madness would rub off from me on to my own beloved.

I think that if the comments y'all leave come out well on this particular posting, I will create more posts on the "Misdemeanours of Sephora", and for sure I will make a better title!
Well, here goes, hope you enjoy the photo's & video's & my crazy reflections on each event:

Meaning's of Tongue: 1) "Feeding time...show me the booby! (2) "What did u just do to mummy there...I saw that, u think I'm blind?Grrrr"

"Are you kidding me...no bubble bath?"

"There are 2 types of people in this world; those who hand over the remote control, and those who cry their eyeballs out until u...give me the remote control NOW!"

I have no idea why she gets so excited in a bath...I hated it, getting dirty is so much more fun!

"Hello, is that the NSPCC, My daddy did it again...quick before he tickles me anymore"

"Can u believe it, my mummy is so busy yakking away, that she thinks that is a real baby! How daft can ye get?"

"Are we gonna get stoned again...how exciting! Its ma turn to roll!"

Hope u enjoyed, and if you did & want to see much more, lemme know...

And in closing off this post, here is a must see recent video, of Sephora at a funfair on YouTube.

Daddy Dunk's Daughter

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Not Idiots!

May 8th 2008 09:34

A few ways how not to be considered as an idiot:

(1) Never accept putting a hula skirt on your head, for a photo, from a Scottish guy, (who just happened to know that the girl he acquired it from forgot it was there when she went to take a leak), oh oh! Being a red-head is not a crutch...beng a "wet" head is!

(2) Do never think that by going too a zoo, that you will dis-spell the rumours that you are a monkey, especially if u look like one, or are as hairy as a baboon, or u just cant stop climbing things and whacking off on top...in public! Uh-uh, if you are all of the above, stay away from Zoo's, they might keep you there, and I don't just mean guys! Ladies, you know who you are!

(3) Never go out on a blind "double" date with your seemingly nice Scottish friend, as the "Forrest Gump" box of chocolates saying goes..."You never know what u gonna get!"

shit head!

4) Lastly never try to cut costs and ask your buddy...guess from which country...to shave your head, sometimes it may be worth paying money for it, especially if you don't want to look like a shithead.

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May 8th 2008 06:16

And so begins, my passion to make people laugh...in a blog!
Yes, I want to see how far I can possibly stretch the amazing "Blog" tool to go around the world, and make people laugh every day!

I want all my lovable / hilarity-loving readers to note that, I am totally not the kind of person who cares much about politics / newspapers or religion...well most of the time, I just dont get turned on by those subjects...however, I am going to touch a bit on those subjects in the future...for laughing's sake!
All reader's are absolutely welcome to leave their comments, and share links to material that fits into this genre! I also gladly accept any links that will give material that I can use for future postings! Anything else that contradicts this genre or is outwith the Orble policies...I will remove faster than the sound of a fart!

And yeah, if u have gotten this far, (and are still awake), congratulations, because from here on in, there will be no more boring statements like the one above.

I hope you enjoy this blog!

Yours with lots of laugh!

Mr X

P.S. If any man needs a quick solution to a broken vacuum cleaner, here is one I tried: