Letter to Lady Henrietta Muddling
April 16th 2009 13:41
Dear Lady Henrietta,
How delightful it is to have the pleasure of your son's company. He is truly enchanting.
I could enumerate David's many admirable qualities but of course you well know, as his loving mother, what a wonderful and talented boy he is.
I always thought he was funny. His writing has made me laugh out loud many many times. But how pleasing to find that, in person, he is infinitely more amusing than his written word implies. He entertains me endlessly with a continual stream of thoughts, ideas and distractions. As a matter of fact it has taken me about 5 hours to even write this message to you because he has so distracted me.
Even in a practical sense he is a wonder. A great cook( so very satisfying) who also does the dishes. I can hardly believe it!
But, I must tell you, a most surprising and pleasing aspect of his person is his unflagging energy. O, mercy me, it is simply astounding! He is unfettered by the false sense of propriety which has been known to moderate the behaviour of even the most enthusiastic of males.
Lady Henrietta, I offer you my heartfelt congratulations on raising David to be so thoughtful and considerate. So charming, intelligent, enthusiastic, open and honest.
And with such a great cock.
Sincerest thanks,
Mister Smith
How delightful it is to have the pleasure of your son's company. He is truly enchanting.
I could enumerate David's many admirable qualities but of course you well know, as his loving mother, what a wonderful and talented boy he is.
I always thought he was funny. His writing has made me laugh out loud many many times. But how pleasing to find that, in person, he is infinitely more amusing than his written word implies. He entertains me endlessly with a continual stream of thoughts, ideas and distractions. As a matter of fact it has taken me about 5 hours to even write this message to you because he has so distracted me.
But, I must tell you, a most surprising and pleasing aspect of his person is his unflagging energy. O, mercy me, it is simply astounding! He is unfettered by the false sense of propriety which has been known to moderate the behaviour of even the most enthusiastic of males.
Lady Henrietta, I offer you my heartfelt congratulations on raising David to be so thoughtful and considerate. So charming, intelligent, enthusiastic, open and honest.
And with such a great cock.
Sincerest thanks,
Mister Smith
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