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March 12th 2008 03:17
It's amazing how well you can think you know a person, only to be proven absolutely and completely wrong.

In my case, it is my best friend. Well, my ex best friend. We have known each other for over two years now, dated for a while late in '06, and although we had a fair few arguments we got along pretty well.

That is, until we moved in together.

It was like someone flipped a switch. She went from cool chick best friend to evil bitch monster, just like that. For example, we had an argument, the same argument we had had a few times before. She doesn't agree with strip clubs, thinking that they are sexist because there are no female strip clubs. Me and our other housemate, another guy, turned around and said hang on a second, if there was enough demand for it then there would be guy strip clubs, but it just wouldn't work. She said yes it would, because she doesn't quite understand the concept of logic or even elementary economics (supply and demand, Al, supply and demand), and got shitty at us. In the past when we were at college, we had pretty much the same argument and were talking again the next day. After we moved in together, after this argument she didn't talk to me for weeks. Literally, weeks.


It really shocked me how she could be so unforgiving. I put up with a fuckload of shit from her when I was her best friend... like having to abandon watching a movie with my girlfriend because she had gotten into (another) fight with her boyfriend and wanted someone to talk to her, or look after her because she was too drugfucked or drunk (this happened a fair bit). I let her tag along with me and my friends when we went out all the time... and yet as soon as we were under the same roof, she seemed to forget all of this and turn into an evil bitch monster.


Well, as it stands now I am sick of her shit, and we don't talk to each other anymore. I am still stunned at how petty she is, and how little our friendship must have meant to her in the first place for such small things to destroy it.

So now to you guys... is it possible to really know what someone is like without living with them? I used to think so... but methinks I was wrong.
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I'm back, sorta

December 28th 2007 08:52
106 days, huh? Well, its been an interesting 3 months. Uni is done for the year, so Im working full time (which eats balls, by the way). Im out of college, crashing in a mates room, but should be moving into my new house this weekend. I could have moved in sooner, but have been waaaay too lazy.

So yeah, the place im staying at has shithouse internet, so no orbling. Hopefully ill be motivated to write on here when i move in to the new place.

Anyway, i have a question. If at first you don't succeed, try try again, right? Well... how many times do you have to try something before you give up on it?

I have, to the best of my knowledge, fallen in love three times, and it looks like third time, not so lucky. Perhaps most painfully it isn't because one of us wants to split with the other, but circumstances beyond our control... which sucks.

I'm thinking if this doesn't work out, Im thinking of calling it quits. It just isnt worth it.

Im out for now, my ex housemate is being a dickhead. Hopefully talk to you soon kids.
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god has a sick sense of humor

September 12th 2007 22:06
It just isn't fuckin fair.

Yesterday, I woke up and looked around. My room is reputed to be the messiest in college, for good reason. Nothing in the cupboards, because of the fact that every single possession i have resides either on my desk or on my floor.

Anyway, I looked around, and suddenly just felt disgusted with the state my room was in. So, I spent hours cleaning it. Hours. It is completely unrecognizable now... it's halfway clean.

Anyway, I decided to pull my fridge out of my cupboard, clean it out (it was incredibly mouldy) and start using it again. Easy, just spray on some anti mould shit and then spray with a hose, right?

Wrong. 4 words: Level Five Water Restrictions.

So, what this meant was that I had to spray the anti mould stuff on, wait a while, and then rinse out the whole fridge with a facewasher and a bucket of water. It sucked.

Anyway, eventually I got it cleaned out and aired out, and carried it back up 2 flights of stairs and back to my room. I turned it on, and miraculously it worked, so i decided to stick a few cans of pepsi in for when I got back from work.

Fast forward about 12 hours. I haven't slept, because I was working from 1.30am till 6.30, then came back to my room to prepare for my exam. I get back, my fridge is still humming. Fuck yeah, the best still works.

And then I notice it. A small puddle around the bottom of the fridge door. Shit, ey? It leaked a little. I open the door of the fridge, to check how cold it is...

It is bedlam. There is shit EVERYWHERE, all over the inside of my fridge. The pepsi cans have exploded, and the inside of my fridge is a disaster. Just what I wanted to see after a hard shift at work.

Let's recap. I finally go through the effort of cleaning my room and my fridge, and how am I rewarded? I have to carry this heavy fucking fridge back downstairs, wait for all of the fucking pepsi to melt, and ithen clean the motherfucker out again.

I hate my life.





I don't really, I'm just tired and grumpy, and I have an exam in under 2 hours. I should be preparing for it right now.

In fact, that's what I'm going to go do. Right now. Catcha on the flip side, orble.

And a word of advice... don't clean. Ever. Cleaning only brings bad luck.
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Women are like...

September 11th 2007 16:57
Cyclones: One good blowjob and you lose your house and car. (this one i didnt make up)

Werewolves: Once a month they're a nightmare to be around, they shed blood everywhere and fuck up people's lives


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Are people the same when they are alone?

September 10th 2007 15:22
I had a random thought the other day.

I was in a room with a couple of people, and one of them was trying to find something. As he looked, he gave us a running commentary. "damnit, i know it's around here somewhere. Maybe it's under here. No, maybe in the shelf." It seemed perfectly natural, but I started thinking about it. When you are alone, do you do that


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Ouch

September 3rd 2007 14:42
Fucking Ow.

I am still reeling from an intense weekend, which for once pretty much went according to plan. Sort of


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Crazy weekend, anyone?

August 30th 2007 22:57
My room is a druggies cornucopia of drugs at the moment. A large amout of pot, around half a dozen bickies, and a few tabs of acid... and that's just the supplies for the weekend.

Yeah... I'm planning on entering a drug/booze filled haze, and not coming to until sometime on sunday


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new friends

August 29th 2007 23:27
I made a new friend this morning. I met him at the bus stop after I finished work, as I was heading back to uni to go to class. I had 2 red bulls in my bag but only felt like drinking one, so I gave him the other one. We chatted till the bus came, then on the way back to the place where I catch my connection to uni. We talked about the markets, about computers, about nerds, about cool computer programs, you know, all sorts of shit.

Then he sold me some acid


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Being rich makes me better than you.

August 16th 2007 00:47
After living probably just within the poverty line for a while now, I can finally breathe easy. A big shout out to the ATO, who returned 1100 dollars of the tax money the took off me.

2 words: FUCK YEAH


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women

August 8th 2007 12:08
sometimes, i think women are the best thing to happen to men. They're what makes life tolerable.

Right now, I wish I could take the collective female population out back and blow their fucking brains out


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