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Funny Quotes About Sex

May 20th 2007 03:03
"There's nothing inherently dirty about sex, but if you try real hard and use your imagination you can overcome that." (Lewis Grizzard)

I have no luck with women. I once went on a date and asked the woman if she'd brought any protection. She pulled a switchblade on me." (Scott Roeben


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I came across this at work and thought it was a riot....Learn and ENJOY! Please feel free to add your own...


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Overheard in the Ladies Room

March 14th 2007 21:43
Or the women roared back:

Don't marry us...it is a recipe for disaster
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Adrian's recent posting got me to thinking of an article I had read regarding the XXXchurch. This ministry is attempting to address the issues surrounding the porn industry as well as those who have chosen it as a career. XXXchurch began its ministry in January of 2002 at the AVN porn show in Las Vegas. This group rents booth space inside the shows and "mans these booths with a team of men and women with the common goal of sharing hope with everyone in attendance".


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Let's Get It On Songs

February 17th 2007 02:17
My colleagues and I were staffing our intimacy issue clients when we began a "lively discussion" regarding mix tapes made by therapists to enhance their clients' lovemaking. This is a very common practice whereby therapists put together a 20 song mix tape of songs tailor made to meet clients "end goals."

We grouped the songs in the following categories


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Zoos put a new twist on Valentine's Day yesterday with 'Jungle Love' tours. Zoos around the US promoted non-G rated zoo "experience". Think animal porn. San Francisco calls it "Woo at the Zoo." New York City's Central Park Zoo calls it "Jungle Love" and the zoo in Boise, Idaho, named the tour "Wild Love at the Zoo." Couples "learn" about mating rituals of certain animal species while sipping on Champagne by candlelight and nibbling on chocolate-covered strawberries. There are visual aids and a lively discussion Philadelphia Zoo link

Animal Sex: They don't take time with the dating bullshit and get right to it


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Girl on Film

February 11th 2007 21:51
I recently saw the movie Kinsey for the second time and thought I might share my review with you guys. The "miracle" of Dr. Kinsey's work was that it occurred 50 years ago. America was awash with sexual activity but only a small portion of which was sanctioned by society. Even less was discussed. He studied not only sexual habits but brought to the forefront information regarding masturbation, fellatio, homosexuality, and normalized the concept of sexuality.

At that time in history sex=bad or dirty. (We have not come that far however..) After publishing his report public opinion turned on him -- thanks to bitter campaigns by academics and members of the religious right. I think his greatest accomplishments were in his theories regarding female sexuality. Sex was not an equal opportunity activity. Apparently, Kinsey's reports haven't been fully absorbed into mainstream sexual knowledge, even today. Even now, sex research earns relatively limited funding, which makes research on the scale of Kinsey's especially hard to reproduce


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Sexspresso Sells

February 8th 2007 02:28
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It Will Never let Your Spirits Down

January 31st 2007 05:01


In a recent post I conjectured about an iPod vibrator. Thanks Cibbuano for verifying the existance of an iPod vibrator distributed as an OmMiBod vibrator. It was just a matter of time I was on a mission to see what all of the hoopla was about There is also a garter for less adventurous folks I think their tag line says it all "Tune in and get turned on." When I was looking to "pimp" my iPod this is not what I had in mind. Very ingenious however


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Undercover Lovers

January 26th 2007 05:08
Wandering friend sent me this interesting link from CNN regarding an undercover investigation concerning illegal activities at several Sydney brothels. Read more
My interest was peaked when reading that officials paid private detectives to have sex with prostitutes to “gather evidence” to shut down illegal brothels.

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Depeche Mode was onto Something

January 25th 2007 07:27
I have recently developed an unnatural affinity for my iPod and all that is technosexual. I would choose a plasma TV over my “little black dress”, my Smartphone over Manolo Bahniks, and TiVo over Tiffany’s. I was drilling around the internet looking for ways to pimp my iPod and came across this little gem:

Pod Porn Empire announced the launch of "Porn On The Go" - the ability to download XXX adult scenes for the iPod Video and Sony PSP.
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Complex my Ass

January 24th 2007 02:50
I was reading this New York Post article regarding “enjoyment marriages” link to the article

It got me to thinking about the many types of marriages: covenant, common law, inter-faith, handfasting, plural, civil unions, and enjoyment or pleasure marriages. I also read about the Oneida Community. This colony was founded by John Noyes in 1848, in upstate New York


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Condomnation

January 15th 2007 05:22
I was reading an article in the American Mind regarding a dust-up between Planned Parenthood and local drug stores due to merchant decisions to lock up condoms behind glass as a theft prevention measure Link to article

There are already numerous barriers to all contraception due to the general publics’ reluctance to deal with their own sexuality in the first place so why add access into the mix? I think that this hoopla is just rooted in good old prejudice and fear as well as a continued platform for persecuting gays, teens, those persons utilizing federal assistance, and anyone who does not choose abstinence


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