Quiz - What is this sport?
October 10th 2006 10:10
Two brain cells all alone in a skull.
First brain cell. ‘Hey, we got da ball.’
Second brain cell. ‘Want beer.’
Fbc. ‘We got da ball stupid, run.’
Sbc. ‘Want beer.’
Fbc. ‘Sheesh, see that three hundred pound bastard that look like gorilla running this way?’
Sbc. ‘Him have beer?’
Fbc. ‘No, he want to kill us.’
Sbc. ‘Why we not running?’
Fbc. ‘Move it dummy, or we’re dead.’
Sbc. ‘Ok, left foot run.’
Fbc. ‘I’m getting dizzy. Start the other foot.’
Sbc. ‘Right foot run.’
Fbc. ‘Both at once, dummy, or we’re dead.’
Sbc. ‘Oh shit, feet run.’
Fbc. ‘Faster.’
Sbc. ‘Feet, faster.’
Fbc. ‘He’s getting closer, dodge left.’
Sbc. ‘Feet, dodge left?’
Fbc. ‘No your other left.’
Sbc. ‘Sorry.’
Fbc. ‘Keep running.’
Sbc. ‘Where we going?’
Fbc. ‘Down there, where those two posts are.’
Sbc. ‘Ok.’
Fbc. ‘Can’t we go any faster.’
Sbc. ‘Dunno.’
Fbc. ‘Try.’
Sbc. ‘Why.’
Fbc. ‘Because gorilla right behind us.’
Sbc. ‘Oh shit! Feet faster.’
Fbc. ‘Keep going, almost there.’
Sbc. ‘Want beer.’
Fbc. ‘Hey, where ball?’
Sbc. ‘What ball?’
Fbc. ‘Ball we had when started running.’
Sbc. ‘Why we running.’
Fbc. ‘To stay alive.’
Sbc. ‘Where ball.’
Fbc. ‘I give to you.’
Sbc. ‘I running, give you ball.’
Fbc. ‘Oh yeah, forgot.’
Sbc. ‘Who dummy now? Herr, herr, herr.
Fbc. ‘Why you laughing when we about to die.’
Sbc. ‘Are we there yet?’
Fbc. ‘Near. I count to three and you stop.’
Sbc. ‘Ok.’
Fbc. ‘One.’
Sbc. ‘Ok.’
Fbc. ‘What come next?’
Sbc. ‘Next what?’
Fbc. ‘After one.’
Sbc. ‘One what?’
Fbc. ‘Oh shit, STOP.’
Sbc. ‘Feet stop.’
Fbc. ‘Oh shit.’
Honestly, what is it about Rugby players. The guy has the ball, he’s in the clear, right. I mean there is no one near him, he crosses the line and his feet just stop, sending him face first into the turf. Is that the only way they know how to stop?
First brain cell. ‘Hey, we got da ball.’
Second brain cell. ‘Want beer.’
Fbc. ‘We got da ball stupid, run.’
Sbc. ‘Want beer.’
Fbc. ‘Sheesh, see that three hundred pound bastard that look like gorilla running this way?’
Sbc. ‘Him have beer?’
Fbc. ‘No, he want to kill us.’
Sbc. ‘Why we not running?’
Fbc. ‘Move it dummy, or we’re dead.’
Sbc. ‘Ok, left foot run.’
Fbc. ‘I’m getting dizzy. Start the other foot.’
Sbc. ‘Right foot run.’
Fbc. ‘Both at once, dummy, or we’re dead.’
Sbc. ‘Oh shit, feet run.’
Fbc. ‘Faster.’
Sbc. ‘Feet, faster.’
Fbc. ‘He’s getting closer, dodge left.’
Sbc. ‘Feet, dodge left?’
Fbc. ‘No your other left.’
Sbc. ‘Sorry.’
Fbc. ‘Keep running.’
Sbc. ‘Where we going?’
Fbc. ‘Down there, where those two posts are.’
Sbc. ‘Ok.’
Fbc. ‘Can’t we go any faster.’
Sbc. ‘Dunno.’
Fbc. ‘Try.’
Sbc. ‘Why.’
Fbc. ‘Because gorilla right behind us.’
Sbc. ‘Oh shit! Feet faster.’
Fbc. ‘Keep going, almost there.’
Sbc. ‘Want beer.’
Fbc. ‘Hey, where ball?’
Sbc. ‘What ball?’
Fbc. ‘Ball we had when started running.’
Sbc. ‘Why we running.’
Fbc. ‘To stay alive.’
Sbc. ‘Where ball.’
Fbc. ‘I give to you.’
Sbc. ‘I running, give you ball.’
Fbc. ‘Oh yeah, forgot.’
Sbc. ‘Who dummy now? Herr, herr, herr.
Fbc. ‘Why you laughing when we about to die.’
Sbc. ‘Are we there yet?’
Fbc. ‘Near. I count to three and you stop.’
Sbc. ‘Ok.’
Fbc. ‘One.’
Sbc. ‘Ok.’
Fbc. ‘What come next?’
Sbc. ‘Next what?’
Fbc. ‘After one.’
Sbc. ‘One what?’
Fbc. ‘Oh shit, STOP.’
Sbc. ‘Feet stop.’
Fbc. ‘Oh shit.’
Honestly, what is it about Rugby players. The guy has the ball, he’s in the clear, right. I mean there is no one near him, he crosses the line and his feet just stop, sending him face first into the turf. Is that the only way they know how to stop?
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