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Questionable Content

Brisbane, Queensland, AUSTRALIA


Joined October 5th 2006

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I知 Adrian. I知 also an asshole. I知 21 and have enough anger and bitterness to have lived for 50 years. In Nazi Germany. My best friend Tim thinks I get less caustic, the more I drink, unlike most other people. I graduated Journalism at university in my hometown of Brisbane, Australia at the beginning of 2006, and I知 still not a working journalist. Overrated, so I hear. I've always been a do-enough-to-scrape-by student, relying on what dubious natural talent I have. But the two things I知 really good at, are drinking and writing. These are my stories.

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August 30th 2007 01:31
Alright, alright, I'm still here. I get the point. I'll post something soon.
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on Slurred Words will return after these messages...

August 30th 2007 04:03
Nothing. This is just the site Orble directs you to leave a quick post on, if you don't want them to shut your site down after it's been dead for two months.

Oops...

Comment by Questionable Content
on Bitter at 13

June 29th 2007 10:49
This post is useless without a link to her blog.

PS Don't get bunched-up panties, I am kidding.

Comment by Questionable Content
on First date...splash-out OR scrimp?

June 29th 2007 10:45
I'm with David - a dinner date as a "first date" is way too much too soon, in my humble experience. Keep it simple, stupid.

a) It can be too intimate for two people who've (presumably) just met, thus leading to possible awkwardness;

b) I took a girl to dinner once on a first date, and she didn't appear to be entirely comfortable eating around me. That's obviously a personal prerogative; my dad's partner didn't seem comfortable eating around us when she first met us, but now she's cool with it.

c) Dinner leaves things open for too many potential faux pas - she might be vegetarian, or allergic to some ingredient used in every menu item, or you might develop explosive flatulence when eating that particular cuisine. Attempting "get-to-know-ya" conversation over food can ruin both a good meal and a good conversation.

Coffee or a couple of quiet drinks somewhere (my house is a great venue, incidentally) is the best type of first date. The coffee date leaves it open for stimulating a SHITLOAD of conversation, whereas if the attraction is more physical, drinks can lower the inhibitions just sufficiently to make her want to tear your clothes off and fuck you like a rabid wolverine. Alternatively, if you're a woman on a first date with a man, chances are he already wants to do this to you, or he wouldn't be there.

Edit: If you are going to take them to dinner, take her to somewhere YOU like and have been before - so you're in your element and come across as comfortable as you can.

As far as the bill? If it's coffee, I'll shout. But for a meal, it's either "we go halves", or "I'll pay...but she gets me drunk afterwards". The latter has worked EXTREMELY well for me.

Comment by Questionable Content
on Phone tag.

May 12th 2007 02:10
What is it with all these people signing up lately to complain/put shit on my posts? Don't get me wrong, I don't give a rat fuck, but if you don't have anything better to do besides sit and type about how "embarrassing" some of the words I posted on the Internet are, you need to look deeper, you idiots.

In the 90-odd posts/stories I've left here over the last eight months, I've written a lot more soul-bearing and (what you call) "embarrassing" shit than "come kiss my balls better".

So if you're going to call me out (poorly, from an anonymous user-name on the Interweb, nice work hero) then do a bit of fucking research first and come at me with something better than "ZOMG how embarassign!!!"!"!1!"

Ahh, the Internet. The only place in the world where everyone is better than everyone else.

Comment by Questionable Content
on Blogger痴 Reality Check: The Credibility of Hate Posts

May 8th 2007 09:20
That picture looks like my neighbour's kid when I fart after a night on the booze.

Comment by Questionable Content
on What is it to be a uni student?

April 24th 2007 06:25
So you're female, live in Townsville, and drink...Christ, that means you've met my former housemate, classmate and drinking buddy. He's a D-grade television news celebrity up there. You've probably even heard one of his pickup lines.

Comment by Questionable Content
on The joys of an office

April 24th 2007 06:16
You're a third-year who can't spell "guaranteed" or "handbag" - I worry about the state of education in this country. Hell, even I was allowed a degree.

Comment by Questionable Content
on Phone tag.

April 19th 2007 06:32
That cements it, we're going out and getting pissed. If only because you seem to have random sluts throwing themselves at you, and I want whatever falls off when you're too pissed to stand. I think I'm going to start lying to bitches and saying I'm in a band, or something. I need to get my end wet.

*ahem*

To the women it may concern,

I feel it necessary to apologise for the copious amounts of "let's fuck" messages I sent on Saturday night. See, I drank a bottle of scotch (well, I don't remember drinking the END of it) and got belted in the balls by a pool ball. "Adrian's balls, corner pocket" was hilarious at the time, I swear.

Please forgive me, and come kiss my balls better. There's a shiny dollar in it for ya.

Love


Adrian

Comment by Questionable Content
on The Redneck Bar.

April 15th 2007 02:49
Fucking classic. We have a pub like that on this side of town, but it's not as extreme. A guy even got killed there a week or two ago.

You know in the opening scene of 'Saving Private Ryan', where they land on the beach and there's blood and dead soldiers and all sorts of spent ammunition and big fucken pointy spike traps and things strewn all over the beach??

I nearly died laughing when I read that...until I realised it's dead true, and I've seen such horrors before.

Nice work on the Asian too, I've still not crossed that off my list.

Comment by Questionable Content
on Is sex on your mind?

April 13th 2007 07:50
I've never understood what the picture at the top of your posts has to do with the post itself.

For example, if I were doing MSPaint art for this story, it would have been a giant representation of the female genetalia. A classy representation, of course.

Come to think of it, that's pretty much what I'd post every time.

I guess I'm just one of those "black and white, no grey area" types who doesn't "get" art.