Andrew Aigner-MuehlerPurely mathematical
May 2nd 2010 13:29
What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever
wonder
about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have
all
been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How
about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?
Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer
these
questions:
If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25
26.
Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98%
and
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96%
But ,
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100%
And,
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103%
AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1 19 19 11 9 19 19 9 14 7 = 118%
So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work
and
Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's
the
Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.
wonder
about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have
all
been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How
about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?
Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer
these
questions:
If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25
26.
Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98%
and
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96%
But ,
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100%
And,
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103%
AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1 19 19 11 9 19 19 9 14 7 = 118%
So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work
and
Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's
the
Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.
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