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Have you been so overwhelmed as to cry at a concert?

November 16th 2006 22:52

Did you watch Australian Idol when Dean got kicked out? How pathetic was the "DEAN TEAM". Some group of 14 yr old pre-teens crying because Dean got kicked out. Yes, you're favourite idol has been kicked out, yes, it may be emotional but you're on national TV looking like a dick.

I've never felt so overwhelmed about a celebrity that I felt like crying. I haven't been to many concerts, but the ones that I have seen have been massive. Still no urge to cry. I don't understand how people get so overwhelmed that they cry, scream then pass out? If I spent $120 on a concert ticket and passed out 1/3 of the way through the concert, man would I be shitty

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Have you been so overwhelmed as to cry at a concert?

November 16th 2006 22:52

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Is Oblivion Bliss?

November 15th 2006 03:30

Some people chose to travel at a slower speed than others. Some people chose to be in their own little world, but damnit, when you're in a rush you wish this people would just move out of the freaking way.

In the morning, when you're running late for work, why is there always an obstacle in your way? It happens that I was in a rush this morning power walking to work and then there was this wall of asian school girls, all with their arms linked giggling and talking. HERRO?!?! Im in a rush, I need to get through! It's heavy pedestrian traffic in the morning, there are people walking the opposite way, and then there are these giggly girls in front of you. I had to wait until there was a BREAK in the group and barge through. Awful

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OMG! Did you just fart?

November 14th 2006 00:48

I was sitting on the train this morning and then someone sat behind and also infront of me at the next stop. All of a sudden it smelt like ass! Did someone just fart on the train? WTF? I mean there wasnt a smell when I got on the train. Did I fart and I didnt know about it? Surely not!

I mean, who the fuck farts in an enclosed area? Was it necessary to make my trip unbearable? The ass smell lasted for at least 5 stops! It was crazy. I really should have moved! But then the other people would have thought it was me that farted! Such a vicious cycle

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Why do men sit with their legs WIDE OPENED?

November 13th 2006 03:35

Have you ever been on public transport and you just wanna move seats because of something? But there is a person sitting next to you? What do you do?

Strangley enough, I do get slightly offended when Im sitting next to someone, when for some reason they move to have a seat on their own. Is it because they want to have their own seat? Is it because I smell? If its something to do with me I want to know. Or maybe I wouldn't want to? I mean, don't these people know that they are hurting other's feelings by moving away to another seat? I get annoyed all the way home thinking "Why did that person move away from me

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What's a good sickie excuse?

November 3rd 2006 00:07

I woke up this morning and I was still tired, I was definately contemplating a sickie. I think I have 1 left before the end of this year. I was thinking I should use it up. Then I thought, "Oh man, what the hell am I going to tell my boss?"

Sickie excuses are the worst. I mean, fair enough if you're genuinley sick, but if you want to chuck a sickie cause you're still recovering from a night of drinking, you surely arent going to tell your boss that! I always have this dilemma about what I am going to say and how I am going to sound. Morning voice is always a good thing cause you sound croaky! But then what

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What does dog food, onion and curry all have in common?

November 2nd 2006 03:39

You know what really disgusts me the most? People being unthoughtful and just smelling like B.O on trains. Especially in the afternoon when you are trying to have a relaxing train ride home, then all of a sudden you get someone sitting next to you that smells like one day old kebab with extra onions and garlic sauce! Sometimes I think, "Man, should I freaking say something to this guy?" and yes, its usually a guy! And to make matters worse its usually a guy in a shirt and tie!!!

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Look at moi plois!

November 1st 2006 04:28

I get up just in time to have a shower, get dressed do my hair and makeup, feed the cat and maybe have half a glass of juice in the morning. I give myself about 40-50 mins for all those morning tasks, depending if I have a snooze in or not.

My makeup consists of moisturiser, eye shadow, mascara blush and lipgloss. I also use an eyelash curler for my stumpy little lashes. Takes me about 10 mins to put on all of the above. If I have no time then its cool, I put my hair up in a pony then rush to the station looking like I just woke up.
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PDA - I ain't talkin Personal Digital Assistant either!

October 31st 2006 01:48

I get on the train at one of those stations that isnt a main stop so my train is rarely ever packed, so people usually get a seat. If I catch the 8:17 train, there are a few couples that get on the train. These couples are in their mid 30s. I think its cute that they can walk to the station together and catch the train. Once on the train they usually read or talk quietly amongst themselves. Of course there are a few exceptions...

There is this one couple, probably late 20s, both kinda daggy, kinda nerdy. The guy looks like Dilbert and the girl, well, she doesnt look like a girl...They get on at the stop after me. When I'm "lucky" enough, they sit in the same carriage as me. Instead of being embarrassed or caring about what other people are thinking, these two make out on the train. 'm not freaking talking about "Home and Away" type PG kissing. Im talking saliva and tongue and all of that stuff involved in "Making out". When I saw it for the first time I was like "For Fucks Sake, dont you get any at home? Do you want me to throw up my breakfast?"
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I like big butts and I can not lie, you other brothers can't deny...

October 29th 2006 23:47

Look, I can be daggy when it comes to work clothes. Im lucky I work in a place where I can wear anything. Sometimes thats cool cause I can rock up in jeans and sneakers, no makeup and no one cares!

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