Preparation
October 22nd 2009 01:05
It has been confirmed that men's spray deodorant acts as a form of face when sprayed into the faces of the Black Squirrels. The deodorant temporarily incapacitates the Black Squirrels, causing them momentary lapse of vision and respiration. Female's spray deodorant will work as well, but it is less acidic and may not have the desired effect or duration. These deodorants can be purchased from your friendly neighborhood general store, if the Black Squirrels have not yet become a nuisance in your area.
It has also been found that the Black Squirrels of the Black Squirrel Body Building Cult do not like mailboxes for some reason. It could be that the Black Squirrels have a fear of being imprisoned, and mailboxes are just about the right size to securely hold a Black Squirrel, even one of the enlarged stature common among those of the BSBBC. So as an extra precaution, you might want to stock up on all the mailboxes you can get your hands on, and even try to devise traps with these mailboxes for the Black Squirrels to unwittingly fall into. The mailboxes will not however, work on Big Foot. At most it will likely make him mad.
It has also been found that the Black Squirrels of the Black Squirrel Body Building Cult do not like mailboxes for some reason. It could be that the Black Squirrels have a fear of being imprisoned, and mailboxes are just about the right size to securely hold a Black Squirrel, even one of the enlarged stature common among those of the BSBBC. So as an extra precaution, you might want to stock up on all the mailboxes you can get your hands on, and even try to devise traps with these mailboxes for the Black Squirrels to unwittingly fall into. The mailboxes will not however, work on Big Foot. At most it will likely make him mad.
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