Hey Mr Tamborine Man ... play a tune for me ...
February 24th 2009 09:48
People always ask me, "How are you?". I give the standard reply: "If life was any better I'd die of bliss. From the sheer joy of living."
Most people laugh. Sometimes I'll add, "I'm just being facetious." But you can't use the word facetious to everyone. They're uneducated, and don't know the word facetious. They think I said, 'I'm a facsist.' Which doesn't go down well today in Australia. Not with all these towel-heads around. They ring up the Govt and dob me in as a Muslim terrorist.
Anyway. It's a long story. I won't bore you with the details. I'll just bore you shitless with the generalities. I decided to move back to Qld. I like it up here. Women don't wear many clothes. It's too humid. You can sense their sexuality. Well, I can sense my own when these semi-naked women walk past, anyway. Who cares?
I'm living at Loganholme. It's about 40 minutes from Mt Tamborine. So I took my mother up there today to look at the Cedar Creek Waterfalls and Mt Tamborine itself.
I took a couple of pics. I like the one of her. It shows how tall the cedar trees are. I don't like the one of me. Vanity is a curse. I normally take a good photo and don't look like I'm about to die on a plane crash. But, stuff it. It was humid. I was sweating big time. Anyway. That's enough now. Blogging is okay, but I'd rather deliver junk mail. Cya.
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