Ploy

Sydney, New South Wales, AUSTRALIA


Joined October 24th 2006

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I get angry at my partner because he has a mobile phone but he leaves it at home or he has it on silent and doesnt pick it up. I always say to him "Why do you think its called a MOBILE PHONE? Take it with you!" Maybe I wouldnt be so angry if I didnt rely on my phone too much. I mean, why am I calling him in the first place? Is it really that important? I think the last call I made to him that was semi important was "If you get home before me, can you take the steaks out of the freezer please?"

I really don't remember what happened before mobile phones when you were meeting someone and they were late? I suppose you'd just call their house to see if they have left or not? What if something bad happened on their way to meet you? Then how long would you wait? I think I'd wait half an hour to an hour?

At least back in the days before mobile phones you wouldnt get loud obnoxious people yelling on their phones while in a small enclosed area like on the bus! I can not stand people who yell over the phone and other people are just listening into their conversation. The worst conversation I heard was this absoulte wanker infront of me on the train saying "Yeah, so we going out tonight mate? Can't hear ya, you driving mate? You got the grog? You been drinking mate?" Ohhhh his mate would be a police mans dream arrest.

I mean "yay" to technology. I remember when the first mobile phones came out. I was probably about 8 or 9 they were bricks! By the time I got to high school a third of the girls at school had one so Ive grown up with mobiles. I suppose if I grow up with them I wouldnt know what I would be missing?
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I was shaving the other day and looked at my shaver and thought "This thing is getting bigger!". The "moisturising strip" was massive and the blades, well there were three!

Have you seen those ads on TV "Now with 4 blades! Quatro!"

I'm thinking, when will this craziness stop? Will we be seeing "Now with 10 blades as big as your head, shave in just one simple action!"

Whats with those vibrating razors? As if that does anything! I havent tried one but I'm sure they aint anything special. I think they are more dangerous than anything! I'm sure the ladies buy them for other reasons
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Do you love hot chicks and speeding?

November 28th 2006 05:29
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Do you still lie to your parents?

November 28th 2006 00:50
I'm 26, I live with my partner and I find I still lie to my parents? Maybe because my parents have used guilt to bring me up?

Recently my mother called me and asked why I hadn't called or visited. To be honest I hadnt been bothered! So I made up some pathetic excuse that work has been extremely busy and I have had to stay back etc etc


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Do you eat with your mouth opened?

November 24th 2006 00:37
I was waiting in a food court for my mate to return with her lunch. While I was waiting I was just looking around and noticed so many people eating with their mouths opened.

When I was little, my dad used to go off at me if I didnt eat with my mouth closed. It makes lots of sense now because you don't want to see what others are masticating! Intially, I thought it was a cultural thing. I thought, some countries accept chewing with their mouths opened but when I looked around at the crowd it was mostly westerners


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TV Preachers? Money Makers?

November 22nd 2006 05:50
Ive been sick lately and the weather has been very warm so its hard to sleep. I get up or stay awake until some ridiculous hour watching really horrible TV.

After feeling like I need Pro-Active Solution, some random hard core American preacher appears on TV. Some of these people are jokes! Are they preaching or asking for ridiculous donation amounts


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Did you watch Australian Idol when Dean got kicked out? How pathetic was the "DEAN TEAM". Some group of 14 yr old pre-teens crying because Dean got kicked out. Yes, you're favourite idol has been kicked out, yes, it may be emotional but you're on national TV looking like a dick.

I've never felt so overwhelmed about a celebrity that I felt like crying. I haven't been to many concerts, but the ones that I have seen have been massive. Still no urge to cry. I don't understand how people get so overwhelmed that they cry, scream then pass out? If I spent $120 on a concert ticket and passed out 1/3 of the way through the concert, man would I be shitty


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Did you watch Australian Idol when Dean got kicked out? How pathetic was the "DEAN TEAM". Some group of 14 yr old pre-teens crying because Dean got kicked out. Yes, you're favourite idol has been kicked out, yes, it may be emotional but you're on national TV looking like a dick.

I've never felt so overwhelmed about a celebrity that I felt like crying. I haven't been to many concerts, but the ones that I have seen have been massive. Still no urge to cry. I don't understand how people get so overwhelmed that they cry, scream then pass out? If I spent $120 on a concert ticket and passed out 1/3 of the way through the concert, man would I be shitty


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Is Oblivion Bliss?

November 15th 2006 03:30
Some people chose to travel at a slower speed than others. Some people chose to be in their own little world, but damnit, when you're in a rush you wish this people would just move out of the freaking way.

In the morning, when you're running late for work, why is there always an obstacle in your way? It happens that I was in a rush this morning power walking to work and then there was this wall of asian school girls, all with their arms linked giggling and talking. HERRO?!?! Im in a rush, I need to get through! It's heavy pedestrian traffic in the morning, there are people walking the opposite way, and then there are these giggly girls in front of you. I had to wait until there was a BREAK in the group and barge through. Awful


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OMG! Did you just fart?

November 14th 2006 00:48
I was sitting on the train this morning and then someone sat behind and also infront of me at the next stop. All of a sudden it smelt like ass! Did someone just fart on the train? WTF? I mean there wasnt a smell when I got on the train. Did I fart and I didnt know about it? Surely not!

I mean, who the fuck farts in an enclosed area? Was it necessary to make my trip unbearable? The ass smell lasted for at least 5 stops! It was crazy. I really should have moved! But then the other people would have thought it was me that farted! Such a vicious cycle


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Recent Comments

Comment by Ploy
on Where would you be without your mobile phone?

January 1st 2007 10:13
Hello! Are you a hottie?

Heheh, actually I don't know. If I get a random SMS I usually ask "Who is this"

If they say to you "Its your mate Bill!" Just say "Ohhh lost your number when I got a new phone"

Comment by Ploy
on Where would you be without your mobile phone?

January 1st 2007 06:05
Yeah do it! What if its a hottie?

Comment by Ploy
on Hilary Duff and Joel Madden Break Up

November 29th 2006 12:30
Maybe she didnt put out?

Comment by Ploy
on The Worst Songs Ever

November 29th 2006 12:26
Anything which is released by an Australian Idol or rejected idol is bad.

Word to yo mother.

Comment by Ploy
on Female Gamers are Here to Stay

November 29th 2006 01:43
I used to love playing Starcraft in its Hey-Day! Although I was a woos. For all you Starcraft fans I would join:

10MINS NO RUSH games.

)

Comment by Ploy
on Table for One

November 28th 2006 01:07
I get too paranoid sitting by myself! I can't do it. Not even in a food court! Its horrid. I keep thinking people are looking at me or some random person will come and sit with me. I'm glad Im not the only one suffering from this paranoia!

Comment by Ploy
on McDonalds are Pathetic

November 28th 2006 01:06
Hey I love nuggets with sweet and sour sauce )

Comment by SydneyPublicTransport
on More Angels Found...

November 17th 2006 00:09
Yeah I think the angels wanted cable TV but couldnt afford it so they got some one to do it cheap and on the sly?

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on OMG! Did you just fart?

November 15th 2006 06:03
My mates just say to me "Just Fart!" I get performance anxiety and I can't do it infront of them even when I really really need to! Hahaha!

Comment by SydneyPublicTransport
on How to Make A Taxi Ride More Entertaining.

November 15th 2006 05:50
OMG You said the "C" word!

Oh and you look like Mike Myers.

Word.