Phantom Menace
What mixed emotions I have today, my friends in the Empire of Christ. Of course, I am exuberant with the knowledge that tomorrow is Sunday! I have a busy schedule for tomorrow, as usual. Mostly the standard things I know most of you do every Sunday as well:
6:00 am - 8:00 am: Confess sins to the Lord Jesus Christ while self-flagellating with authentic "Roman lead-tipped whip" reproduction
8:00 am - 10:00 am: Anoint body with oils. Fold laundry.
10:00 am - 1:00 pm: Read entire New Testament, highlighting inspiring passages
1:00 pm - 1:30 pm: Speak in tongues
1:30 pm - 2:30 pm: Lunch at IHOP
2:30 pm - ?: Expel demons from my cat
For me, every Saturday is like Christmas Eve (the REAL Christmas Eve, not the demon-inspired Santa Claus claptrap that most of the damned population celebrates), filled with anticipation and joy. But it's hard to be joyous, when you get up in the morning and read a news story like this: Really Long Link
Stormtroopers, our Christian brethren in Brazil (wherever that is...maybe Texas?) are under attack! Just because the leaders of the Reborn in Christ Church, "Apostle Estevam" and "Bishop Sonia", were caught with $56,467 hidden in their Bible, and they own 14 cars, and they have a personal stable filled with horses, and they owe $3 million in back taxes, the "authorities" are pressing charges and alleging embezzlement. Well, I've got news for you, Brazilian authorities. The only REAL authority here comes from the Lord Jesus Christ! And since Apostle Estevam and Bishop Sonia are the ones He's talking to, as the entire Brazilian government is obviously run by secularist sodomites, maybe the government should stop this heinous persecution of the righteous. This desperate ploy on the part of the Brazilian government, born out of the fear of the ever-growing numbers of Godly people, can not succeed. The Empire is growing, Brazilian authorities. Face it, and turn to our side of the Force.
On another note, I happened to catch Episode I: The Phantom Menace on HBO again last night. If this movie is not proof that George Lucas is now demon-possessed, I don't know what is. JarJar Binks is an insult to Star Wars fans everywhere, and Jake Lloyd's "acting" turn as young Anakin in the movie makes me want to gouge out my brain. It gets harder to watch this movie every time, but, like the portions of the Bible that preach tolerance and forgiveness, it is part of the Canon whether I like it or not.
6:00 am - 8:00 am: Confess sins to the Lord Jesus Christ while self-flagellating with authentic "Roman lead-tipped whip" reproduction
8:00 am - 10:00 am: Anoint body with oils. Fold laundry.
10:00 am - 1:00 pm: Read entire New Testament, highlighting inspiring passages
1:00 pm - 1:30 pm: Speak in tongues
1:30 pm - 2:30 pm: Lunch at IHOP
2:30 pm - ?: Expel demons from my cat
For me, every Saturday is like Christmas Eve (the REAL Christmas Eve, not the demon-inspired Santa Claus claptrap that most of the damned population celebrates), filled with anticipation and joy. But it's hard to be joyous, when you get up in the morning and read a news story like this: Really Long Link
Stormtroopers, our Christian brethren in Brazil (wherever that is...maybe Texas?) are under attack! Just because the leaders of the Reborn in Christ Church, "Apostle Estevam" and "Bishop Sonia", were caught with $56,467 hidden in their Bible, and they own 14 cars, and they have a personal stable filled with horses, and they owe $3 million in back taxes, the "authorities" are pressing charges and alleging embezzlement. Well, I've got news for you, Brazilian authorities. The only REAL authority here comes from the Lord Jesus Christ! And since Apostle Estevam and Bishop Sonia are the ones He's talking to, as the entire Brazilian government is obviously run by secularist sodomites, maybe the government should stop this heinous persecution of the righteous. This desperate ploy on the part of the Brazilian government, born out of the fear of the ever-growing numbers of Godly people, can not succeed. The Empire is growing, Brazilian authorities. Face it, and turn to our side of the Force.
On another note, I happened to catch Episode I: The Phantom Menace on HBO again last night. If this movie is not proof that George Lucas is now demon-possessed, I don't know what is. JarJar Binks is an insult to Star Wars fans everywhere, and Jake Lloyd's "acting" turn as young Anakin in the movie makes me want to gouge out my brain. It gets harder to watch this movie every time, but, like the portions of the Bible that preach tolerance and forgiveness, it is part of the Canon whether I like it or not.
