People Talking in the Cinema
July 1st 2009 02:31
So I went to see 'Transformers 2:Revenge of Megan Foxes Boobs' I mean, Revenge of the fallen at IMAX on monday.
Besides the fact that the movie was far too long and essentially boring as shit, I was having an OK time, enjoying the massive screen moments. That is until it happened, this thing, this annoying thing always happens to me, no matter what cinema, in what area, for what movie, it always happens to me.
PEOPLE TALKING DURING THE FILM. Ok, so I get it if somone passes a quick "OMG did you see her undies when she put on the dres" or "Josh Duhamel is a beast" but not when MRS. X and her husband decide to stand directly behind me ( I was in the very back row and there is like a path behind the seats) having a full conversation about how AUNTY X is coming to see ASTRANGED COUSIN Y on monday via DESTINATION V.
SO I let it go for a while, tryign to ignore them, the movies so FRIKIN LOUD anyway, but then theres the lulls of expolosions and the required conversations to maintain some semblance of a story and I can hear them, talking, talking, talking.
I SNAPPED, "CAN YOU PLEASE GO OUTSIDE IF YOUR GOING TO HAVE A FUCKING CONVERSATION"
Yes, It was harsh, but I gave them a chance to stop, you know what the worst part is, the mole turns around to me as says, "PISS OFF!"
PISS OFF, PISS OFF! I PAID 30 BUCKS TO SEE THIS FRIKIN FILM AND I DONT NEED YOU RUINING IT FOR ME BECAUSE YOUR LIFE IS SO IMPORTANT THE WHOLE BACK ROW NEEDS TO HEAR ABOUT IT.
THANK ALLAH, at that exact moment an usher came in and asked them to not stand in the walkway cause I was about to SNAP NECKS
This is not the only one of these stories I have either, why me, why allways me.
Besides the fact that the movie was far too long and essentially boring as shit, I was having an OK time, enjoying the massive screen moments. That is until it happened, this thing, this annoying thing always happens to me, no matter what cinema, in what area, for what movie, it always happens to me.
PEOPLE TALKING DURING THE FILM. Ok, so I get it if somone passes a quick "OMG did you see her undies when she put on the dres" or "Josh Duhamel is a beast" but not when MRS. X and her husband decide to stand directly behind me ( I was in the very back row and there is like a path behind the seats) having a full conversation about how AUNTY X is coming to see ASTRANGED COUSIN Y on monday via DESTINATION V.
SO I let it go for a while, tryign to ignore them, the movies so FRIKIN LOUD anyway, but then theres the lulls of expolosions and the required conversations to maintain some semblance of a story and I can hear them, talking, talking, talking.
I SNAPPED, "CAN YOU PLEASE GO OUTSIDE IF YOUR GOING TO HAVE A FUCKING CONVERSATION"
Yes, It was harsh, but I gave them a chance to stop, you know what the worst part is, the mole turns around to me as says, "PISS OFF!"
PISS OFF, PISS OFF! I PAID 30 BUCKS TO SEE THIS FRIKIN FILM AND I DONT NEED YOU RUINING IT FOR ME BECAUSE YOUR LIFE IS SO IMPORTANT THE WHOLE BACK ROW NEEDS TO HEAR ABOUT IT.
THANK ALLAH, at that exact moment an usher came in and asked them to not stand in the walkway cause I was about to SNAP NECKS
This is not the only one of these stories I have either, why me, why allways me.
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Comment by Norm
Consumption Malfunction
Equal and Opposite
Arses and Elbows
Footy Power
I loved it.
Forget the film, let's talk about the audience.
It could be a whole new take on a tired exercise.
What about people who have to eat things in plastic wrappers?
I find that mildly annoying, to say the least.
Homicidal at worst.
Malteser?
Comment by Norm
Consumption Malfunction
Equal and Opposite
Arses and Elbows
Footy Power