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The most expensive VW in the world!

January 18th 2010 13:14
More than seventy years ago, a man took a car for a drive on Daytona Beach.

Nothing unusual in this of course, you see his name was Henry Seagrave and the car was the Sunbeam 1000hp. Now if this means nothing to you, can I remind that on that day in March 1927, Henry drove the Sunbeam to a top speed of 203.79 mph (327.97kph!), the first time a car had broken through the 200mph barrier.

This was the kind of thing that made front page headlines all over the world and with good reason. The average family car of the time, the Model A Ford had a top speed of 65mph!

The Sunbeam was powered by two V12 aero engines at 22.4 litres each thus giving the magic 1000hp. Now I mention all this because I read today of the maintenance costs associated with owning a Bugatti Veyron - AKA the most expensive VW in the world!



Quicker than 200mph by 52 mph, this is a car best driven to Daytona Beach and parked outside a nice restaurant, while the waves break on the shore behind you. Now the aforementioned Bugatti does produce 1000hp but that is not the only place you will find things multiplied in the thousands on this car!

How about your yearly service at your very friendly Bugatti/ VW dealer? Oh $20,000 should cover that. Tyres are a problem though as only the Michelin Pilot Sport 2s are constructed with the special compound suitable for the blistering top speed of the Veyron. Cost? About $30,000 or £23,500 in the UK!

Now if you read your owner’s manual you would also know that Bugatti recommends a new set of tyres be fitted every 4,000 kilometres (2,500 miles) OUCH! Keep reading because at the bottom that page you find the bit about changing the wheels and tires every ten thousand miles! A whole set? $50,000!

Not often you hear this but it makes a Ferrari look cheap!
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GM sends SAAB goes to Valhalla

December 20th 2009 03:42
The suffering went on for just too long. Terminally ill some time, it had previously been resuscitated a couple of times but this time they turned off life support for good. GM has pulled the plug on SAAB, It had to happen really, and it was after all, the kindest thing to do.

SAAB


SAAB was once a builder of cars that had character. Remember the 900 series? That was the one with key between the seats and the doors that curved under at the bottom allowing easier access. Go back further and there was the early versions of the 95 complete with freewheel and that lovely aeronautically styled bodywork.
As has been the case in just about every other arrangement that GM enter into, when GM took over, the rot set in. GM decided to base the 9-3 and 9-5 on the very average Vectra and let them get on with competing with BMW and everyone else, slowly killing the brand values as they went.

The poor old 9-5 soldiered on for about 300 years until they announced the new model which I am guessing is now dead before it is actually born. The worst thing that GM were to inflict on SAAB was the 9-2 Saabaru and also the 9-7. These USA only models were meant to entice buyers to the brand by providing a SAAB S-YOOVEE based on a Chevy of some kind and also a small sedan based on another GM product (at the time) the Subaru Impreza.
Not wanting to insult anyone’s intelligence, Americans are not known for exhibiting good taste when it comes to buying cars. In this case they did and Americans did the most sensible thing and stayed away in droves. Unfortunately for SAAB not only did Americans in general stay away but so did traditional SAAB buyers! Doh!

Never having been to a Swedish funeral I am unsure what to at this stage, perhaps in true Viking tradition someone, somewhere should place a 9-3 on a barge and then let loose a flaming arrow thus carrying the soul of SAAB to Valhalla. This is GM we are talking about, so they will just call the B-52s in and torch them in their own special American way using napalm!

Oh, they already have!
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BMW and the not so Mini range

December 17th 2009 12:11
The largest British car company, BMW, are playing games with us again. First they gave us the Mini and Mini Cooper, then the Clubman wagon or estate, yet to arrive is the Countryman SUV and now whispers say that the Moke will soon be reborn!

Mini Moke


The Moke was about as simple as a Model T Ford. With its front wheel drive, no windows or doors the Moke was transportation at its most basic but it was cool. If it had been fitted with four wheel drive, a real four wheel drive system not the twin engine all drive version BLMC played with, it would have been a cut price Landrover Defender but it wasn’t.
So what will BMW do with it?
No doubt it will be fitted with ABS, EBD, HDC and a whole lot of other bits of the alphabet, it will be portly in weight and no doubt contain 28 or 29 airbags, just in case. Apparently it will have a soft top and will be an even more rugged version of the Countryman which means it will be a cuddly little baby Landrover then, just perfect for those ramps in underground car parks!
Every time I look at the original Mini – the Austin, Morris, British Leyland, Rover one, I get warm and fuzzy – the BMW Mini does not have that same effect and Autoloud is starting to wonder if BMW will ever stop in pursuit of the ultimate small car. What’s next? More unspeakable monstrosities such as a BMW engineered Riley Elf and Wolseley Hornet versions – they own the names you know, along with Triumph.
Imagine that, a 1 series with a boot and a glowing badge in the grille, maybe not!
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Is this the new Bluesmobile?

October 20th 2009 12:53
“Its got cop tires, cop brakes and it runs real good on unleaded gas, is this the new Bluesmobile or what?”

Elwood and Joliet Jake are having a party in the slammer right now because by the time they get out, these things might be selling at Police Department auctions


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Go Trabi Go!

October 13th 2009 13:44
If you were unlucky enough to live in East Berlin during the cold war years your choice of personal transport was extremely limited. Most chose the Trabi or Trabant.

Trabant

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RIP WRX - Damn you Subaru!

September 29th 2009 12:28
You know sometimes it only takes one car to make a car company cool!

Subaru wrx

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A bank job for a Bentley

August 25th 2009 12:39
My new lotto car has arrived

Bentley Mulsanne

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Four cylinder Falcon?

August 2nd 2009 11:37
Ford Australia has suffered a bout of automotive amnesia!

In the rush to save the Ford Falcon, or at least get car buyers interested in it, they have announced that they will fit the Falcon with a four cylinder engine! Seems that history is repeating itself as this concept was tried once before in the form of the unloved Commodore Four


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Finally! The sleeping giant may well have woken up!

The brand new shiny GM, not the old tarnished one, have actually used their brains and decided that the Pontiac G8 was too good a car to kill off, so it will now wear Chevy badges! This makes sense, it made sense three years ago when the VE first arrived on the scene


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What! A new pussycat?!

July 11th 2009 13:07
Thanks to American car nut Jay Leno and possibly the yummiest mummy of them all, Elle McPherson, the world has finally been privy to the all new Jaguar XJ series!

Jaguar xj

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Recent Comments

Comment by Patrick
on Barbie drives a Bentley, the proof is here!

December 26th 2008 12:54
Thanks Paul!

Lost it in a game of cards! Was probably strip poker!

Comment by Patrick
on Top Gear, X6 and Autoloud

October 21st 2008 12:28
Sorry, That TG viewer figure should have read 600,000, not 400,000!

Comment by Patrick
on Top Gear, X6 and Autoloud

October 21st 2008 12:17
To Anonymous 1 and 2,

It is always nice to hear from you guys!

Are you guys related or are things a little slow in the Top gear office today? What, no fan mail to answer?

First things first! I only observed on what I saw and heard on the show. TG's comments where VERY similiar to mine, no more, no less! Considering shooting did not start until late August/ September, not really a couple of months is it!

As for being full of myself, well, that is a long way from the truth, I am quite a humble chap, really!

As for anonymous 2, very droll, you just left a comment! LOL!

Comments are not necessarily an indication of readership! Unlike TG's audience which has dropped from 900,000 on the first episode to the around the 400,000 mark! my readership figures continue to increase!

I stand by what I said!

Is it just me or does anyone else hear Duelling Banjos?

Comment by Patrick
on Leyland P76- Was it really that bad?

August 29th 2008 02:54
Hey MagnaMadness,

Thanks for the comment, glad you like the blog!. I guess they do look a lot a like, if you squint!
Both the P76 and the Magna (as well as the Avalon) suffered from being in the marketplace at the wrong time. They are not bad cars, just the timing was bad!
The Magna on release was not a good car and really it suffered from that reputation all its life. I will say that the TR-TS Magna Elite was one of the most refined cars ever built in OZ, no argument.

Dont care what anyone says, as a long term prospect to make money, my bets are on the P76.

Comment by Patrick
on Football, Top Gear, Kangaroos and Holden Cars!

March 25th 2008 04:03
Like you, I have to admit these old shows are not the same without Captain Slow, he joined the show in the next series (2003).
Jason Dawe knows what he is talking about but when you have a worldwide market, talking about used car values is pretty irrelevant

Inspired by recent episodes I have been trying to think up some challenges , how about $ 1500 car challenge from Sydney to Perth or Darwin? Rush hour in Sydney: Car vs Human? Mmm perhaps not!

Comment by Patrick
on What do you do for a living? (Part2)

February 13th 2008 12:54
Dont know much about the ins and outs of the porn industry, but I believe its not all its cracked up to be. Apparently full of P# @ks.