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This book is about a dog named Walter that has a bad problem - he farts a lot. The kids in the story, Betty and Billy, bring him home from the pound. They love Walter but their mom says he stinks, and he needs a bath. When they give Walter his bath they find out that it is his farts that stink.
They do lots to help Walter stop farting, like take him to the vet, and change his food, but it doesn't work. Their dad says Walter has to go back to the pound.
The night before he has to leave Walter saves the family from two mean robbers. He lets a really bad fart, and the robbers can't even breathe. Walter is a hero, and he gets to stay with Betty and Billy.
We loved this book because it made us laugh a lot. Betty and Billy really loved Walter, and they didn't mind his stinky farts, we decided we wouldn't mind if our pets farted, but not as much as Walter. The pictures in the story were really funny too. Our favorite part was when the robbers couldn't breathe and when Walter passed gas right in the vet's face.
Lots of people are embarrassed by farts, but lots of people think farts are funny. We think you will love this book if you think farts are funny.
I like this book because I like monsters and robots because they are funny. I also think Dr. Stinky's name is funny.
Dr. Stinky made a robot. He was to destroy the city, but the robot played with Ricky instead. Then Dr. Stinky got a lizard and made it get bigger and bigger. It looks like they are fighting. But they are not.
I like action stories! I think that you will want to read this series, as the whole Captain Underpant's series is funny. This book happens to be part of that series!
If you like books that are funny and have action and good pictures to go with them, then you too will want to read this story!
The book is about a dog named Maxi and his owner named Jim. Maxi got lost. Jim was driving his taxi and found Maxi. It was snowing and Maxi got into the taxicab. Jim became Maxi's owner. They went to a lot of places together. They drove to the airport and hospital. Maxi went home with Jim, and Jim gave Maxi dog biscuits. Read to find out the other places where Jim and Maxi drove the taxicab.
We like the book very much because we like dogs. We also like this book a lot because it is funny. Maxi put on a disguise for the customers. He looked funny. He put on a show so they would get tips. Jim is a nice guy because he takes good care of Maxi and feeds him. We like the illustrations because they made us laugh. When Jim and Maxi picked up the clowns, they were acting silly by standing on their head and rabbits were coming out of the magic hat. The pictures are made with oil paints over acrylics.
We recommend this book because it is funny. There are a lot of silly people in the book doing things that will make you laugh. We think this book is good for kids in kindergarten and first grade learning how to read.
Billy Liar is essentially Catcher In The Rye with Holden Caulfield's alcoholism and irrational flightiness replaced by afflictions of pathological lying and neurotic rehearsed comedy routines.
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Good evening friends. This post is a little window into the world behind the scenes of this ultra-popular weblog - today we are talking about internet search traffic.
There's not a whole lot of consistency with the kind of searches which people do on Google to get here and read something stupid, but there's always one consistent little search term plugging away and doing its best to add to my meagre site traffic
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Truly one of the worst books I've read in a long while. I decided to read it because of some comment about it made in an article in the Guardian newspaper. Not only does it read like it was written by a fifteen year old (absolutely serious with this point; it is technically a horrible piece of work), but it's a bewilderingly open rip-off of a colleague of the writer.
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The plot of this book follows on from the ending of Flash for Freedom (which I've read, but haven't reviewed for this website) and which details Sir Harry Paget Flashman's forced departure from a comfortable life in England and press-ganged into involvement in the slave trade.
[THIS IS THE PART WHERE YOU WOULD SEE A LOUSY PHOTO OF THE COVER OF THE BOOK IF THE ORBLE NETWORK ACTUALLY FUNCTIONED PROPERLY AND LET ME UPLOAD THE PHOTO RATHER THAN JUST SITTING AND WAITING HERE IN FRUSTRATION AS NOTHING HAPPENS, THANKS A BUNCH ORBLE
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My short review of "Rides A Dread Legion: A Novel For Virgins" brought in a swag of correspondence. Here's the best of a bad bunch:
So.. Although the darkwar series suffers from a number of problems as many has pointed out, like inconsistencies, too short books, faulty character development etc, it still provides a good romp. And it did gather together a number of story strands to a fairly satisfying conclusion.
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on Blogging - It's all about content . . . yeah right!
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"lol, check out this news story,
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read more here at www.link.com, lmao post up some comments abuot what you think of this news story, thank you for reading my blog, orble 4ever!!!!!"
In my humble opinion, the prevalence of that kind of tripe makes the vast bulk of Orble worthless.
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