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<title>Passionate Apathy</title>
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<pubDate>Sat, 02 Jun 2007 23:03:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Dangerous Mouse</title>
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<description>Everyone was so surprised to find that Hamas had been doing what all political/religious groups have committed throughout history: Indoctrinating the young. Of course, in the case of Farfur the...</description>
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<pubDate>Sat, 02 Jun 2007 23:03:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Deja Vu All Over Again</title>
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<description>There actually was some news this morning beyond the demonstrators demanding that immigration laws shouldn't apply to people entering the country. Israel's government issued a report on the debacle war...</description>
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<pubDate>Wed, 02 May 2007 23:26:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Manifest D'oh!</title>
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<description>After the tragedy at Virginia Tech, the news was full of (your punchline here!) Cho Seung-Hui's so-called "manifesto." We heard his words of alienation and anguish, and developed a much...</description>
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<pubDate>Wed, 02 May 2007 00:18:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Imus Be Dreaming</title>
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<description>Stop the presses!! A veritable army of media hounds have converged on the latest Story of the Day- that one story that dominates every newscast, that the whole industry is...</description>
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<pubDate>Wed, 11 Apr 2007 23:34:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Dumbed to Repeat It</title>
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<description>President Bush has been giving speeches in which he tries a different tactic to excuse his Iraq fiasco: He pointed out how after World War II we kept troops in...</description>
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<pubDate>Tue, 10 Apr 2007 23:27:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>The Naked, Smoking Gun</title>
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<description>Hirings and firings go on all the time in any large company. When eight U.S. Attorneys were let go by the Justice Department, there was no reason to expect anything...</description>
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<pubDate>Thu, 05 Apr 2007 23:36:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Tug of War</title>
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<description>President Bush is still trying to get used to the fact that his old lapdog Congress has been voted out. The new Congress is blowing his mind with their new-fangled...</description>
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<pubDate>Tue, 03 Apr 2007 23:46:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>How Green?</title>
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<description>The Free Market is the holy grail of conservatives, the one magic bullet that will cure all ills. The free market will get manufacturers to keep dioxin out of our...</description>
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<pubDate>Tue, 13 Mar 2007 23:46:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Let's Do the Time Warp Again!!</title>
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<description>Once upon a time, Congress was in session. They evidently had a lot of time on their hands back then, too, because they came up with this insane idea that...</description>
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<pubDate>Mon, 12 Mar 2007 23:31:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>The Second Law</title>
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<description>The idea of getting something for nothing has always fascinated mankind. The dream of 100% profit has inspired stories in every culture- as well as the current U.S. Federal budget...</description>
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<pubDate>Sun, 11 Mar 2007 01:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>NEWSFLASH: Prostitution in Washington</title>
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<description>A decades-long criminal investigation has at last revealed the shocking news: There is prostitution in Washington, D.C. According to the report in this week's news magazine Well, Duh!, a massive...</description>
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<pubDate>Sat, 10 Mar 2007 00:02:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Watch the Skies</title>
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<description>In recent years, Hollywood blockbusters have called attention to the threat of an asteroid impact devastating our civilization. Who can forget the brave sacrifices made by Bruce Willis, or the...</description>
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<pubDate>Fri, 09 Mar 2007 00:32:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>S*M*A*S*H*E*D</title>
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<description>My father was always an outspoken advocate of seat belts. A Navy vet who was very familiar with landing on carriers, he insisted in everyone belting up before moving the...</description>
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<pubDate>Tue, 06 Mar 2007 01:36:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Coulter Club</title>
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<description>So the big "news" today is that Ann Coulter insulted someone. In other breaking news, the Sun is still shining and water is still wet. Wake me if she ever...</description>
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<pubDate>Sun, 04 Mar 2007 23:54:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Eventual Selection</title>
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<description>Time exists, says the sage, so that everything doesn't happen at once. Space exists so that everything doesn't happen to you. Certainly without a time dimension the universe would become...</description>
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<pubDate>Sat, 03 Mar 2007 01:11:00 GMT</pubDate>
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