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Passionate Apathy - by Francis

Passionate Apathy - March 2007

How Green?

March 13th 2007 23:46
The Free Market is the holy grail of conservatives, the one magic bullet that will cure all ills. The free market will get manufacturers to keep dioxin out of our drinking water, will get big business to treat their employees fairly and humanely, and will even prevent price-gouging by suppliers. Odd, then, that conservatives are so adamant in demanding that the free market should never ever EVER be applied to the one arena where it's most likely to do some good.


Growing marijuana is no difficulty- even stoners can manage that level of effort (Okay, so keeping one's weed patch hidden is the real trick!). Cocaine has to be refined from the raw coca leaves, but the cost of doing that is nowhere remotely near the insane markup the blow gets when it hits our streets and high schools. The same goes for all illegal drugs; the cost is orders of magnitude higher than the actual production would require.

The key phrase is "illegal drugs." You, the tripping consumer, are paying for the much greater risk involved in delivering your recreational chemical of choice. You pay for the planes abandoned after just one flight into the U.S., you pay for the private armies maintained by even minor executives in the cocaine trade- but the fun doesn't even stop there! You also pay for the DEA force that doesn't prevent the drugs from getting in (or being grown or manufactured locally).

Organized crime rose to power after the Alcohol Prohibition; once it was outlawed there was a much higher profit margin for the hootch. Likewise, the current anti-drug legislation really accomplishes nothing except to artificially inflate the price. Legalize the drugs, and the prices will drop to the point where addicts can easily afford a lethal dose. Problem solved.


I know some people will think this is cruel- I'm one of them. Certainly treatment and rehab to get these people off of drugs would be preferable- but only if they want to get clean badly enough to go there themselves. Like it or not, we've got enough addicts in America to keep the drug industry thriving. If they can decide to get themselves cleaned up, all well and good. If not... well, why try to drag the bitter end out longer than necessary?

I recall President Clinton once remarking something along the line that legalized drugs would have resulted in his brother's overdose... but, having heard Roger Clinton's musical stylings, that's a risk I'm prepared to take.
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Let's Do the Time Warp Again!!

March 12th 2007 23:31
Once upon a time, Congress was in session. They evidently had a lot of time on their hands back then, too, because they came up with this insane idea that everyone should reset all their clocks twice a year. Ironically, they got the idea from Ben Franklin, arguably the most intelligent person ever associated with the Federal Government.

Okay, so there was a sort of logic to it: A century ago a largish fraction of the population worked on farms, and the shift was supposed to let people work in the daylight- though farmers ploughing their fields and watching the back ends of their pack animals probably didn't appreciate the clearer view they got in the morning Sun.

These days only a very small fraction of Americans still live or work on farms; and "saving" daylight on one side of the clock merely means we'll be burning the lights on the other side. Trouble is, while Congress is always eager to pass more and more laws (I think they think that legislation somehow validates their existence), they don't seem to have any effective mechanism for removing outdated laws that no longer (if ever) served any useful purpose.

Of course, simply changing the clocks wasn't inconvenient enough, so now that every VCR and computer and toothbrush and toaster are automatically programmed to reprogram their clocks, Clowngress has decided to change the day we change time. Having just reset all my clocks, in a few weeks I'll have to reset a lot of machines again. On the plus side, all across the country now school kids are waiting in the darkness to catch the bus, so Darwinian attrition is making the average kiddie that much more agile.

Too many temporal shifts too soon- hang on, there's a blue Police Box in my backyard that wasn't there a minute ago...
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The Second Law

March 11th 2007 01:00
The idea of getting something for nothing has always fascinated mankind. The dream of 100% profit has inspired stories in every culture- as well as the current U.S. Federal budget. In the real world, though, there's a little detail called the Second Law of Thermodynamics. Depending on the context it's usually translated into English as "There ain't no such thing as a free lunch," or "Things fall apart; the center cannot hold."

President Bush went to Brazil to sign a deal on ethanol production. Ethanol is one of the alternatives to petroleum-based fuels that our so-called "leaders" started looking at merely three-plus decades after the Oil Embargo of the 70's demonstrated how fragile that rung of our economy was. As a fuel, ethanol has enormous potential.

But, like everything else real, it's not free. Mass conversion of corn into ethanol means less corn for livestock and human consumption: The cost of nachos and the meat goes up. Likewise of vast tracts of land are planted with sugarcane for ethanol; whatever the land was growing last year is now that much more scarce.

(NOTE: I am NOT arguing against ethanol; just pointing out that there are costs involved).

Similarly, there are those who confuse fuel cells as a "source" of energy. Fuel cells are like batteries: They can store energy, but the energy still has to come from somewhere. Hydrogen-oxygen fuel cells produce water as exhaust because they were filled by someone using electricity to split water into hydrogen and oxygen.

The problems are not intractable; we have found sources of power that don't leave us at the mercy of oil-rich nations; we've demonstrated our genius at inventing new technologies to transmit and store energy. We have brains and development capital and decades of research, and therefore the possibility of survival.

Unfortunately, too many of the defining decisions are in the hands of politicians who studied law instead of anything remotely like a physical science- which leaves us with a very high possibility that we're boned.
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A decades-long criminal investigation has at last revealed the shocking news: There is prostitution in Washington, D.C.

According to the report in this week's news magazine Well, Duh!, a massive prostitution ring has been operating in Washington for at least several decades- and is believed to have been in operation for far longer. The prostitution ring, operating under the nom de business "Federal Government of the United States," would offer the services of prostitutes, called "Elected Representatives," to moneyed clients called "Lobbyists


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Watch the Skies

March 9th 2007 00:32
In recent years, Hollywood blockbusters have called attention to the threat of an asteroid impact devastating our civilization. Who can forget the brave sacrifices made by Bruce Willis, or the noble speech given by Morgan Freeman? Come to that, how many remember when the debris from a pulverized comet blasted the hell out of Jupiter, the largest planet in this system?

NASA has the experience, the savvy, the sheer brains to find and keep track of everything floating around the inner Solar System large enough to do damage on a planetary scale... they just don't have the cash. They have the budget to have meetings and blue-sky ideas of how to use existing telescopes and equipment, but not the budget. Time on a really big telescope is expensive and has to be scheduled in advance (Think of a very exclusive restaurant- but much cleaner


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S*M*A*S*H*E*D

March 6th 2007 01:36
My father was always an outspoken advocate of seat belts. A Navy vet who was very familiar with landing on carriers, he insisted in everyone belting up before moving the car. "Better to have it and not need it, than to need it and not have it."

It would seem like basic common sense to plan for the worst-case scenario- that way, any surprises will likely be pleasant ones. Even when things go worse than your own worst-case, at least you've prepared to some extent, and are in a better position to cope than if you had no plans at all


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Coulter Club

March 4th 2007 23:54
So the big "news" today is that Ann Coulter insulted someone. In other breaking news, the Sun is still shining and water is still wet.

Wake me if she ever actually talks about someone who doesn't think in lockstep with her and doesn't start slinging insults; that would be news


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Eventual Selection

March 3rd 2007 01:11
Time exists, says the sage, so that everything doesn't happen at once. Space exists so that everything doesn't happen to you. Certainly without a time dimension the universe would become pretty boring. Luckily we have things happen, and then other things, and then still more other things. Things can change.

Charles Darwin, noted naturalist and lifelong fan of Charlie Brown's dog, was one of the first to consider the how and why of things changing. He noted on isolated island populations how variations of a given species had adapted to different conditions. Being a responsible scholar, he wrote a book on his ideas about how species change over time


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Parasitic Infection

March 1st 2007 23:39
Symbiosis works because both partners benefit... but sometimes an organism just isn't that social. It will feed off the blood or sap of its host without bothering to reciprocate in the least. Many times an organism can get so downright greedy that it kills its host. Parasites often have to be very clever in recruiting and getting a foothold on a new host.

Many parasites are even clever enough to alter their hosts' behavior- for the benefit of the parasite, of course, and usually in a manner fatal to the host. If this sounds familiar at all, it should be- it's pretty much what we see on the daily news. A leader (political or religious) manipulates a population (the "host body" he feeds off of) into doing things against their best interest, like sending him their much-needed cash or blowing themselves up to glorify said leader


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Symbiosis

March 1st 2007 00:20
"Play nice- don't fight, cooperate!" This was the ubiquitous advice we got from our parents, teachers, Afterschool Specials and, in the hideously banal 70's, even our Saturday Morning cartoons. Oh, and in the odd biology class, when the subject of symbiosis came up. Symbiotes are different organisms that cooperate with each other for mutual benefit. Symbiosis is common in the natural world, since their relationship doesn't necessarily lead to impairing or even killing one or both participants.

A high-power microscope reveals ferocious critters lurking in our very eyelashes, like a bad sci fi movie. Before you start refilling your Visine bottle with bleach, remember that these are friendly, symbiotic critters that eat dead skin cells and actually help keep our eyes healthy. Symbiosis was first discovered in the laboratory, when researchers realized that they were spending a lot of government money to feed and house rats, since in return the rats gave the researchers excuses to apply for government grants


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