OnlineWriter

Missoula, Montana, UNITED STATES


Joined January 2nd 2008

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Best E-Cig Reviews!

January 31st 2012 17:28



I figured I'd start a site about e-cigs because they are better for you, have some amazing flavors and in my opinion, they're just fun to use. If you're a smoker, you should consider them as a replacement or a "step down" device if you've tried stuff like the patch, lozenges and gum.

I'll be putting plenty of info on here but for now, you can visit my other site at

Electronic Cigarette Reviews
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Writer Access-Jobs Available Right Now!

December 14th 2011 19:21


Writer Access is a site I wanted to review a while back (and may have but forgotten) that pays fairly well and has a lot of opportunities.

It's a basic "claim and write" type of site similar to textbroker and they pay via Paypal. I'm not sure if there are restrictions on region but they do require a W-9 so that makes me think it's US only.

Anyway, they have jobs NOW and they are about $4.50 for 175 words.

GO GET IT.

http://www.writeraccess.com
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Well folks, today we discuss so-called "pine cone art", "pine cone crafts", and "pinecone creations." Let's get er done.

EXHIBIT A

Hmmm......


Ok, first off is this a turkey? A bird? WTF is it!! Sort of reminds me of a blood covered velociraptor. Definitely scary pine cone at large loitering in the tree to desecrate your Christmas presents.

EXHIBIT B

pine cone
Don't eat this. YOU'LL DIE


Obviously this is a trick perpetrated by the evil conglomeration of pine cone gnomes or parents who hate children. Looks delicious right? You won't think so when your mouth is full of poisonous pine cone sap and spider eggs. And the whole thing was used as a squirrels scent gland scratcher.

EXHIBIT C

Jesus....don't put this in your home.


Two words: SPIDER CONDO!!!!!

EXHIBIT D

omg


Remember those pine cone gnomes I mentioned? LOOK AT THEIR FACES. Those are evil incarnate. Burn them immediately before they creep into your room at night and stuff those mutant pine hands into your nostrils, suffocating you before they devour your soft tasty eyeballs.
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I HATE PINECONES

October 30th 2011 18:31
ARRRRGHH FUCK YOU PINECONE


Hello world! This is my blog about pine cones. In case you can't figure it out. I fuckin hate them. They are nothing but yard cluttering, squirrel feeding, pine cone tree growing pieces of crap


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RAWR


So this will be my last post about Dragon Naturally Speaking. I went in-depth about it a couple posts back. It's kind of expensive but a great investment if you actually do work online and want to save wrist pain, arm numbness and general "I'm Sick To Death Of Typing" malaise


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This could happen. If you bust your ass working.


Well, by now either you readers are simply robots who have nothing to say to me, think I'm full of shit OR think maybe I could possibly know what I'm talking about


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This could happen. If you bust your ass working.


Well, by now either you readers are simply robots who have nothing to say to me, think I'm full of shit OR think maybe I could possibly know what I'm talking about


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This could happen. If you bust your ass working.


Well, by now either you readers are simply robots who have nothing to say to me, think I'm full of shit OR think maybe I could possibly know what I'm talking about


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All Writers NEED This Program!!! NOW!!!

October 23rd 2011 03:30
Dragon Natural Speaking Voice Recognition
Dragon WILL save you from carpal tunnal


I recently decided to tackle a project far beyond anything I'd normally do. This was a huge one that paid a nice sum of $3600 plus a $400 bonus upon completion


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Late Break Studios News.

July 25th 2011 17:52
Well, I can't say I'm too thrilled with Break Studios. I've only logged in a few times and haven't come across a lot of work. I hear it comes in spurts so I'll check RIGHT NOW!

Yeah.. This is what I typically see


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Recent Comments

Comment by OnlineWriter
on Constant Content REVISITED 2011

April 2nd 2011 23:54
Sure AmandaG, Send me a message and I'll give you my e-mail. CC can be extremely frustrating when you have to wait 3 days for a rejection for something stupid, fix it, then wait another 3 days for yet ANOTHER rejection, repeat, repeat. haha

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Comment by OnlineWriter
on Freelance Tips is still in hiatus

February 26th 2011 04:19
I feel you. I have 4 kids. 9,7,4 and 2 and I work at home full time to support them all.

PROTIP: Toss the bottle at age 1 and don't look back XD

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Comment by OnlineWriter
on Top 5 Article Writing Sites For Beginners!

October 26th 2010 04:22
Don't fret Parsibagan! I'm researching for a section on "International Friendly" online writing jobs as we speak!


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Comment by OnlineWriter
on Why does this Unicorn have two horns?

October 25th 2010 17:29
I think they call it a "unicorn" because it's a beast that's just not possible to catch and if you get close enough it vanishes.

Sounds like my ex wife and child support ZIIING!

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Comment by OnlineWriter
on The 5 Sexiest People on the Planet are . . . ?

October 25th 2010 17:26
Sigourney Weaver is very pretty for a horse.

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Comment by Anonymous
on BMX Bandits

September 16th 2010 01:23
is this the one with the Scorpions song and the slow dance BMX trick thing for like 3 minutes straight or is that RAD?

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Comment by OnlineWriter
on Let's Make It Happen!

May 25th 2010 04:41
Well, it hit a major CSS roadblock but I'm actually in school learning how to fix it haha. That's the only reason for the lack of updates

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Comment by OnlineWriter
on NEW WEBSITE UP!!!!

April 25th 2010 15:35
Sorry, that site has been offline for a couple months now haha. I got swept up with school and some other stuff.

My sites go up and down while I change them.


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Don't you love when you look back a couple days later and see all the errors you made in your writing? I just put these on spur of the moment with no editing or spell checking. I apologize for any extra letters where they don't belong or other "typing too fast" errors.

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Comment by OnlineWriter
on Atheists in America...

August 9th 2009 11:06
I totally agree with you. We are outcasts even in a modern, intelligent society where you'd think people might be able to understand and accept the origins of religion.

Religion is a nice story and if implemented without all the "yer goin to heeeeelllll" crap, I don't see the harm in it. It can give hope to the hopeless and shit like that.

The problem is, it always ends up the same. "my god is better than your god" or "My god says to kill you because you don't believe in him" or other such bullshit.

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