One day i'm gonna get featured.
March 21st 2007 23:49
And ye all shall tremble, because that day shall mark the second coming. All you high and mighty blogs with your "High Volume Traffic" and your "Regular Entries" and your "Actual Readable Content" won't know what hit you.
That's right, people. A new age will dawn, an age where you shall suckle on the random musings orble teat for your daily fix. You'll tremble as you refresh the page every 30 seconds, praying for an update, praying I shall enrichen your lives just by you knowing how truly amazing I am.
You think I'm joking, huh? Just you wait people. Guess who's gonna be laughing last. No, it isn't you, fuckin' smartass. It's me. I'm laughing.
HAHAHAHAHA
See, I'm laughing.
It's inevitable. A new era is rapidly approaching. Prepare yourselves, because if you aren't ready ye shall be smited. Smitten. Smitterated.... you know what I mean.
Don't laugh at me. You'll see. YOU'LL ALL SEE!!!!!!
That's right, people. A new age will dawn, an age where you shall suckle on the random musings orble teat for your daily fix. You'll tremble as you refresh the page every 30 seconds, praying for an update, praying I shall enrichen your lives just by you knowing how truly amazing I am.
You think I'm joking, huh? Just you wait people. Guess who's gonna be laughing last. No, it isn't you, fuckin' smartass. It's me. I'm laughing.
HAHAHAHAHA
See, I'm laughing.
It's inevitable. A new era is rapidly approaching. Prepare yourselves, because if you aren't ready ye shall be smited. Smitten. Smitterated.... you know what I mean.
Don't laugh at me. You'll see. YOU'LL ALL SEE!!!!!!
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Comment by Mark Schultz
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This is still all perfectly true though. Don't laugh or my retribution will be that much worse when the time of Mark finally arrives.
Comment by Wendi
I'm ready.
*not laughing*
W
Comment by Anonymous