OMG! Did you just fart?
November 14th 2006 00:48
I was sitting on the train this morning and then someone sat behind and also infront of me at the next stop. All of a sudden it smelt like ass! Did someone just fart on the train? WTF? I mean there wasnt a smell when I got on the train. Did I fart and I didnt know about it? Surely not!
I mean, who the fuck farts in an enclosed area? Was it necessary to make my trip unbearable? The ass smell lasted for at least 5 stops! It was crazy. I really should have moved! But then the other people would have thought it was me that farted! Such a vicious cycle...
I used to work with this guy who had no shame and would just fart at his desk. I sat next to him. He used to do other disgusting things too, but thats another post... So anyway this guy would let out silent but deadly farts and the smell was like an animal had died up his ass. It was a lingering smell. I called the area Chenobyl after he farted. I swear we all suffered for ages afterwards. None of the guys at work would back me up about his farting problem, no balls I tell you!
One day I just fucking had enough of this guy's farting habits. I said "WTF is that smell?" he said "My ass?" Im like "Why the fuck don't you go to the toilet and fart?" and he was like "I can fart whereever I want!" so I kept going on about this fart smell for ages and how disgusting he was. I was being such a drama queen about it too. He didnt talk to me for 2 weeks. He didnt fart for 2 weeks either. After that the farting began again.
Some people are just rude and uncouth they chose to fart anywhere. Another horrid place is farting at a club on the dance floor. Fair enough you want to clear the dance floor, but dude, don't resort to farting to do so! Did this friends person dare them to fart to make some space or did they bust and move and accidently busted a fart at the same time?
I know everyone farts, but hey, do us all a favour, move away from other living creatures, go to the toilet, another room or another suburb to fart.
I mean, who the fuck farts in an enclosed area? Was it necessary to make my trip unbearable? The ass smell lasted for at least 5 stops! It was crazy. I really should have moved! But then the other people would have thought it was me that farted! Such a vicious cycle...
I used to work with this guy who had no shame and would just fart at his desk. I sat next to him. He used to do other disgusting things too, but thats another post... So anyway this guy would let out silent but deadly farts and the smell was like an animal had died up his ass. It was a lingering smell. I called the area Chenobyl after he farted. I swear we all suffered for ages afterwards. None of the guys at work would back me up about his farting problem, no balls I tell you!
One day I just fucking had enough of this guy's farting habits. I said "WTF is that smell?" he said "My ass?" Im like "Why the fuck don't you go to the toilet and fart?" and he was like "I can fart whereever I want!" so I kept going on about this fart smell for ages and how disgusting he was. I was being such a drama queen about it too. He didnt talk to me for 2 weeks. He didnt fart for 2 weeks either. After that the farting began again.
Some people are just rude and uncouth they chose to fart anywhere. Another horrid place is farting at a club on the dance floor. Fair enough you want to clear the dance floor, but dude, don't resort to farting to do so! Did this friends person dare them to fart to make some space or did they bust and move and accidently busted a fart at the same time?
I know everyone farts, but hey, do us all a favour, move away from other living creatures, go to the toilet, another room or another suburb to fart.
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Comment by Whatever
Cinema of Australia
I thought I was alone in the world of being annoyed by the farting assassin on transport.
I was in a train once in the UK during peak hour and someone did it their and I kept talking obnoxiously and loudly about how rude it was. My friend was so embarrassed.. but I was really pissed off. And I NEVER do that..
Along with the non smoking, eat & drinking there should be a no farting sign.. haha.. how would you draw that??
Comment by Judy
Ex-Hostie
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Comment by Judy
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