Notes on My Hair
March 14th 2007 13:55
I think it's important to post things that are relevant to everyone. And my hair effects you all. It is the source of all your happiness when it looks super, and that feeling of despair in the pit of your stomach every now and then? That's because my hair isn't as awesome as it could be. Apologies. At the moment my hair is at the inbetweenish stage, so if you feel kinda content but also a little bit queasy, it's okay. I just washed it and when it dries you'll be feeling swell.
Any old how. Let's talk about more global issues. Global warming---->
raught----->humi dity---->rain---->my hair. Would you look at that. Let's try again. Iraq--->Saddam Hussein---->Saddamn Hussein's Hair---->Sinead O'conner---->britney spears---->peanut butter---->izaac newton----->trains never come on time----->my hair. Oh wow. That's amazing, how they all connect like that.
I just turned on the news and there was something about that Debnam fellow and he was talking about my hair and how if elected he would talk about my hair and my hairity hair hair my my hair. I won't vote for him because his name doesn't roll off the tongue as easy as whoever's running against him. There's a lady with a picture of her own face in her front yard, she lives down my street. I'll vote for her and her Pearl Earrings Of Blindness. she can blind all the evil villains that may wish to cause harm to her front lawn. some may call her a fugly ho with stupid hair that is way less awesome than tasha's, but i think she's a hero. the greatest hero of our time even.
this was a pretty important post. read it to your children, they should know what's going on in our world.
seeya
p.s. i put this under lifestyle because i don't think it's as business related as you might think it is. so if you came here for lifestyle advice, here it is: white is a bad colour to paint walls, it gives people the impression that you're a cold lifeless robot with a heart of ice. my walls are blue and green so people know i'm way classy and enjoy not only blue skies but also green ones. hope that helped.
Any old how. Let's talk about more global issues. Global warming---->
raught----->humi dity---->rain---->my hair. Would you look at that. Let's try again. Iraq--->Saddam Hussein---->Saddamn Hussein's Hair---->Sinead O'conner---->britney spears---->peanut butter---->izaac newton----->trains never come on time----->my hair. Oh wow. That's amazing, how they all connect like that.I just turned on the news and there was something about that Debnam fellow and he was talking about my hair and how if elected he would talk about my hair and my hairity hair hair my my hair. I won't vote for him because his name doesn't roll off the tongue as easy as whoever's running against him. There's a lady with a picture of her own face in her front yard, she lives down my street. I'll vote for her and her Pearl Earrings Of Blindness. she can blind all the evil villains that may wish to cause harm to her front lawn. some may call her a fugly ho with stupid hair that is way less awesome than tasha's, but i think she's a hero. the greatest hero of our time even.
this was a pretty important post. read it to your children, they should know what's going on in our world.
seeya
p.s. i put this under lifestyle because i don't think it's as business related as you might think it is. so if you came here for lifestyle advice, here it is: white is a bad colour to paint walls, it gives people the impression that you're a cold lifeless robot with a heart of ice. my walls are blue and green so people know i'm way classy and enjoy not only blue skies but also green ones. hope that helped.
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