Not Idiots!
May 8th 2008 09:34
A few ways how not to be considered as an idiot:
(1) Never accept putting a hula skirt on your head, for a photo, from a Scottish guy, (who just happened to know that the girl he acquired it from forgot it was there when she went to take a leak), oh oh! Being a red-head is not a crutch...beng a "wet" head is!
(2) Do never think that by going too a zoo, that you will dis-spell the rumours that you are a monkey, especially if u look like one, or are as hairy as a baboon, or u just cant stop climbing things and whacking off on top...in public! Uh-uh, if you are all of the above, stay away from Zoo's, they might keep you there, and I don't just mean guys! Ladies, you know who you are!
(3) Never go out on a blind "double" date with your seemingly nice Scottish friend, as the "Forrest Gump" box of chocolates saying goes..."You never know what u gonna get!"
4) Lastly never try to cut costs and ask your buddy...guess from which country...to shave your head, sometimes it may be worth paying money for it, especially if you don't want to look like a shithead.
(1) Never accept putting a hula skirt on your head, for a photo, from a Scottish guy, (who just happened to know that the girl he acquired it from forgot it was there when she went to take a leak), oh oh! Being a red-head is not a crutch...beng a "wet" head is!
(2) Do never think that by going too a zoo, that you will dis-spell the rumours that you are a monkey, especially if u look like one, or are as hairy as a baboon, or u just cant stop climbing things and whacking off on top...in public! Uh-uh, if you are all of the above, stay away from Zoo's, they might keep you there, and I don't just mean guys! Ladies, you know who you are!
(3) Never go out on a blind "double" date with your seemingly nice Scottish friend, as the "Forrest Gump" box of chocolates saying goes..."You never know what u gonna get!"
shit head!
4) Lastly never try to cut costs and ask your buddy...guess from which country...to shave your head, sometimes it may be worth paying money for it, especially if you don't want to look like a shithead.
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