Nicholas Brodie

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The Happening

June 15th 2008 10:20
In an effort to make up for lost time, I've visited the cinema twice in the past 24 hours and also saw The Happening in addition to The Incredible Hulk (also reviewed, check the sidebar).

The Happening promo poster


The Happening is M Night Shyamalan's newest science fiction effort. It tells the story of a young married couple's efforts to save themselves from an unknown threat that presents itself in mother nature. Elliot Moore (played by Mark Wahlberg) is a young school teacher who prides himself on being one with the kids. He is quickly alerted to a situation occuring in Central Park where scores of people have been killed by what is suspected to be a terrorist attack via a poisonous gas released into the air.

The film quickly builds momentum as he and his wife Alma (played by the always lovely Zooey Deschanel) do a runner with his best friend Julian (John Leguizamo) and his daughter Ashlyn. No one knows what exactly is going on and this premise remains throughout the film which revolves itself around the statement that "There is no truths there is only theories" when it comes to mother nature and science (the line was something like that).

A subplot is quickly built concerning extra-marital affairs and lost love between Elliot and Alma but it just reeks of the "we are binded together again through tragedy" cliche that litters every second action film released in Hollywood. The secrets are eventually realised for comical moments but feel somewhat out of place, as if M Night threw them in there for no real purpose.

The cinematography in the beginning when the bodies start to fall is outstanding and sets up the mystery quite well however there seemed to be no payoff at the end. It just finished and had the seemingly obligatory sequel-setup ending.

All of this comes from a somewhat tired and lazy writer who feels the need to wrap all of this up so I'll finish it off by saying this film is not exactly cinema material. Just wait for the DVD release, you're not going to miss anything (unless you watch movies on a 15" mono TV, to which I say 'get a job, sir!').
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The Incredible Hulk

June 15th 2008 07:44
So its been a while since I wrote a review on my little page here (and a long time since I actually sat down to watch a feature length film!) so here I am back to give you my opinion once again, kicking things off with the new Edward Norton flick The Incredible Hulk.

The Incredible Hulk promo poster


I am by no means a comic book fan apart from a small dilly into The Phantom about ten years ago. I'm not an anti-comic book film guy either, I just feel most of them aren't warranted to be released (The Spawn, Fantastic Four) due to overall lameness. The previous Hulk flick starring Eric Bana and directed by the most overrated director of all time, Ang Lee, was one of the worst films I've ever been privy to. When I heard a new one was announced I, like many of you I presume, merely wondered "why?". This changed when I heard two of the greatest if not coolest actors on screen, Edward Norton and Tim Roth, would be part of it. Could they save what looks like an otherwise terrible film premise? Read on.

The beginning credit sequence plays and it quickly illustrates to us how The Hulk was created - Banner was injected with the green muscles of god serum, under the watchful eye of his scientist girlfriend nontheless, and everything turned to shit. The only thing that really stood out from this is that William Hurt cannot act to save his life. Now, I'll admit I'm not very familiar with his work and he can only do as well as he is directed (essentially) but this was just cringeworthy. Similar efforts from him continue throughout the film although in his defense the script did not give him much room to show much emotion beyond angry and mean. Also, it may just be me but his moustache looked incredibly fake. At one point I thought someone was going to rip it off him and tell him to get the fuck out of the scene.

Tim Roth is in a similar position. Now I know he's capable of a great performance and like I said before, his role in this film was a big selling point for me. This was yet another disappointment - in some scenes I got the impression his direction was "Yeah do whatever" and it showed. Norton wasn't overly impressive either and I guess this reflects his refusal to do promotion for the film now.

The fight scenes are really impressive though and I was on the edge of my seat in excitement at the final fight between Hulk and the Abomination. The Abomination is one scary mother and everything he did was just brilliant. Throwing cars around and killing people has never been cooler. Its just too bad his role in the film was limited to the ending.

I guess it all comes down to what I feel is the fact that you just cannot make a good film out of The Hulk character. Said person gets angry and turns into a huge green pissed off building of a man. Ang Lee's effort was at best fucking hopeless and this film only betters it slightly. Wait till the DVD release unless you're a CGI whore, albeit even then only go if you have literally nothing else to do and are a fan of Norton.

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I'm quite impressed with my small review blog's efforts. I haven't been able to update it with another review yet I still get a decent hit count each day as more people read through it. Kudos to anyone and everyone out there for taking the time out to read up on my bits and pieces.

I am in heavy pre-production on my own short film at the moment, hence the lack of updates. It is a film about love, loss and betrayal; how one male took a promise made by an ex girlfriend and turned it into an obsession. I am taking lessons from Oldboy with this hence the above picture.

We shoot in just over two weeks so back to work I go and once its all over I can finally review a film or 10 to make up for lost time.

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Rules of Engagement Season One

April 21st 2008 01:33
Rules of Engagement


A Brief Social Dynamic Look At The Program.

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Loaded

April 14th 2008 01:22
Loaded


I just got my hands on the new Jesse Metcalfe vehicle entitled Loaded, directed by Alan Pao (Toxic ... yeah I haven't seen it either). Metcalfe, he of Desperate Housewives fame whose torso was his only feature, plays Tristan Price. He is a young Hollywood brat who has been mooching off his parents for the past 25 years of his life and he now wants to get out and accomplish something without his parents being attached to it. So what does he do? Go on a drug bender and get arrested for murder. As you do


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The Heartbreak Kid

April 12th 2008 06:48
The Heartbreak Kid poster


What annoys me the most about previews is the ones that lie and give you the completely wrong idea of what to expect from a movie. The Heartbreak Kid is the most recent example of this - the previews when this did the theatre run showcased a typical teen flick of a woman acting like a complete klutz and how funny this wasn't. So it was with much hesitation that I watched this on DVD, expecting the absolute worst


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Saw IV

April 5th 2008 10:40
This is a first for cinemavoir.com - a live review.

I am sitting here watching Saw 4 and it is that bad that I am happy to minimize the viewing screen to focus my attention on to more worthwhile things i.e. letting others know to avoid this monstrosity of a flick


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Grindhouse Part 2: Planet Terror

April 4th 2008 04:10
This is even longer overdue.

My non existent reader base might not want to know that I've been out for the count this past week with an unfortunate heavy dose of the flu and its only now that I'm feeling well enough to do anything worthwhile that didn't involve reading Bret Easton Ellis novels (The Rules of Attraction), watching decent reality TV (Chopping Block anyone?) and listening to Japanese black metal (Gallhammer). But, onto more important (read: relevant) things


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Grindhouse Part 1: Death Proof

March 28th 2008 05:29
Death Proof


This report is long overdue


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So I've got the 'no life' part out of the way, the cat calls can stop.

I've got an admission to make - I never watched Friends during its initial heyday premier run. Sitcoms weren't considered 'cool' amongst my loser clique at the time (which funnily enough didn't include any girls either ... oh that's right). Mind you I was a Seinfeld devotee so go figure


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Recent Comments

Comment by Nicholas Brodie
on An Experience in Personal Filmmaking

May 1st 2008 04:34
Why do you say that? I'm just talking about on a visual perspective.

Comment by Nicholas Brodie
on Shaun Of The Dead (2004)

March 25th 2008 02:24
Simon Pegg can do no wrong. Nor Nick Frost. If you liked this film check out their tv show Spaced!