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Stretching a point

November 14th 2008 06:04
seniors stretching

Stretching is the simplest, cheapest and most effective way of staying young. It is gentle, easy, safe and sensible. It is disgracefully under-promoted - in my opinion the government should immediately implement a program of tattooing onto the foreheads of everyone who turns 50 the advantages of stretching.

There is much that is misunderstood about it. There is that foolish but widely held dogma, no pain no gain, and there is the perception that stretching is for the young and active. It can be, and if you are young and active my advice to you is get out of my blog and go do something strenuous. Oh, and don't forget to stretch before and after exercise.

If like me your principal form of daily exercise is straightening up in the morning, my advice to you is the same, except you can leave out the exercise part and still get an enormous amount of benefit.

Let's be precise: if you want to live longer, you have to eat well and exercise. Stretching can't achieve that or take its place. However, if you are one of the guilty sofa dwellers who think exercise is positively, definitely something which you will start next week, try some stretching in the meantime.

Why? Stretching will make you feel good. I don't quite practice what I preach - I have spent more time today writing about stretching than actually doing it - but I have done enough of it over time to be able to say, hand on heart, that it can make a big difference to the way you feel.

And the older you are, the more true this is.

Do you remember when you could turn around and look at somebody or something behind you and not feel that the manoeuvre was breaking every vertebra in your backbone? Somewhere in my early 40s this got hard. Somewhere in my early 50s I started doing regular stretches of my neck and torso, and today I turn around and look behind me even when there is nothing there to see; just for fun.

It's everyday things like this which stretching can dramatically affect - getting out of a car, getting off a sofa, rolling over in bed. I feel different just walking down the street.

Just think, five to 10 minutes a day and you, too, can again see what's behind you.

Convinced? If not, a government tattooist will be with you shortly. If yes, here's some further reading:

American study
Calisthenics and stretching
Does stretching help?
familydoctor.org
News link


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Waist not, want lots

November 12th 2008 07:12
pregnant man

There is an interesting blog post here by Janet Collins about expanding waist lines. It's a subject which I resemble.

Many years ago, shortly before the insidious Creep of the Middle Aged entered stage centre, I went to a tailor in Hong Kong and said I wanted two suits.

The tailor, a white-haired veteran of thousands of bespoke suits, reached below his counter and pulled out an enormous, leather-bound ledger, complete with brass-studded corners. An assistant, with tape measure around his neck, was summoned and the tailor, opening his ledger to a fresh page, wrote my name in capital letters at the top and started to copy down the numbers called out by the assistant. Amongst them:

Waist: 31 inches (79cm).

Four years later, in the way of suits worn every day, the trouser bums were wearing thin. I returned to my tailor and ordered two new suits. He pulled out his ledger, opened it to my page, summoned his assistant, and again began writing numbers. I saw the tailor smile.

Waist: 35 inches (89cm).

Four years later, in the way of suits worn every day, the trouser bums were wearing thin. I returned to my tailor and ordered two new suits. He pulled out his ledger, opened it to my page, summoned his assistant, and again began writing numbers. I heard the tailor laugh.

Waist: 39.5 inches (100cm).

He didn't mean it as a cruel laugh, but that's how my western sensitivity interpreted it. He made great suits though. I recommend him. Just tell him the expanding gweilo sent you.

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Who killed the calorie?

October 29th 2008 08:01
beer barrel
Low-kilojoule beer. Yum.

You'll never catch me complaining about anything, but who decided to sack the word calorie and employ in its place the word kilojoule?

This could only have been considered, proposed, tabled, agendaed, discussed, analysed, ventilated, agonised over and implemented by a committee. Here we have a great word, they would have said, perfectly functional, widely understood, and automatically connected in the public conscious to the twin issues of health and fitness. Let's get rid of it.

Kilojoule is an undistinguished, unlovely word. It has no cachet. It has no gravitas. It has no place on my chocolate cake mix packet because, for me at least, it has no meaning.

The decision to discard the calorie should be overturned and all evidence of the regrettable presence of the kilojoule should be removed.

Except on beer labels - I'm happy not to know how many calories are in my beer.

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Words of wit and wisdom

October 27th 2008 11:37
If you are, like me, a 50-something man who finds vibrant, 50-something women attractive; if you are interested in an objective celebrity update on Madonna and several other fabulous entertainers of her generation; if you are interested in intelligent and sparkling writing on the subject of aging; but mostly if, like me you find 50-something women ... oh, I said that ... then I warmly recommend this post by Janet Collins on her socialcritic.net blog.


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Ordering us about

October 21st 2008 00:13
cartoon phone book search

When I was young, when I thought I knew a lot, before I grew old and wise, and discovered I knew little, I heard grandparent-type people regretting how things had changed.

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clara meadmore
Clara Meadmore celebrated her 105th birthday with a "drop of wine"

Happy birthday Clara Meadmore. She was born in Glasgow on 11 October, 1903, making her 105 years old yesterday.

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Confessions of a non-flopper

October 3rd 2008 12:09
vintage high jump

I want to take up atheletics again this summer. It's a logical time to start - having just turned 55, I'll be the youngest in the 55-59 year group. It also means I won't be competing directly against my little brother, who is only 53. This is good because he's been competing with the vets for several years, and I don't have to worry about him being fitter and less creaky and beating me. But it's also bad because he broke my school under-16 high jump record and I am keen for revenge.

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woman vintage typewriter
You can tell this picture is not of me because the writer appears motivated



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Mature meetings with a mouse

September 22nd 2008 20:42
toddler computer user

Some random anecdotes on the meeting of mature age and the computer age.

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50-something: the between years

September 20th 2008 19:55
50-something

Have I got this right - are we 50-somethings all alone?

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