Natalina

Grand Forks, North Dakota, UNITED STATES


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This is truly one of the most demented, disturbing, appalling, (and a smidgey amusing) things I've ever seen. Allow me to set the stage.

Sex is complicated. There are so many unanswered questions... One of those burning (pun intended) inquiries might be... "Why is it ok to hurt a woman's vagina while having sex with her?"

Well thank your lucky stars that there is a bold voice in the wilderness willing to tackle such a painfully probing (hehehe) question and share his insights with the rest of us.

Spoiler Alert!!! His conclusion is "The woman is created for the man's pleasure" and that "The woman just has to lie there and receive the sperm". Yuppers.



Now, this whole video lecture was prompted by a previous video presented by the same lad, in which he explained that the proof of gay sex being a sin is that anal sex hurts. In fact, he explained that the pain is God's way of telling us that something is sinful. I guess this prompted a flurry of response from confused heteros thinking that perhaps straight sex is sinful too because their woman's coochie was sore.

The best part of this video is when the guy tries to explain the purpose of the clitoris. Watch him struggle with what it is and why it's there and what type of activity is acceptable in that region. I believe at one point he actually says that the clitoris is a gift from God to women. He claims that God's stance was something like this: Ok ladies. Since you've had to deal with so much pain with child birth etc, "here's a little toy for you to play with." Generous!

The first video is the Evangelical Educator. The second video is a song I'd like to dedicate to Jesus this Thanksgiving, for the gracious gift he bestowed upon my nether regions.

(In all honesty, some woman needs to club this guy over the head with a vibrator!)







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My hero: Philip

October 21st 2009 21:37
This video is so inspirational it gave me a good cry. Filmed during a marriage equality hearing in April of this year in Maine, Philip delivered his testimony to the nearly 4,000 attendees.

As a life long Republican and a veteran of World War II, he displays the kind of courage and compassion that I hope will one day be the rule and not the exception.

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Pretty Pictures

September 30th 2009 06:49
I'm feeling wildly cosmic and in tune with the Universe these past couple of days. I was going to write all about how much perspective I've gained of late and how peaceful I've allowed myself to become, but instead I think I'll just share some pretty pictures. If I go on too much about cosmic oneness and healing positive light.... you'll accuse me of being A. Hippy Dippy New Age Freakshow B. Nuts or C. Stoner.

Pretty pictures it is! Although, the pictures in and of themselves and whether or not they are pretty is a matter of personal taste. Ha! Don't care

This is my attempt to put a little bit of beauty out there during this time of Koyaaniskatsi, which is a word of the Hopi Nation...and means Life out of Balance.

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Love Prophet

September 29th 2009 07:58
(I'm tuned in tonight.)

To me, there is irrefutable proof of the divine spark. Pure love has manifested on Earth already. Now in the heavens...now in the cosmos...now in the hearts of those who still are tuned in to the blissful frequency that transcends time and death


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Natalina wants a melt down of her very own

September 26th 2009 06:07
All of life is suffering right? Hmmm. Seems so.

It isn't easy being the person that picks up the pieces for everyone else. I've taken this role my entire life. Whether it's through work or in daily interpersonal relationships....Natalina is the shoulder. Natalina is the rock. Natalina keeps it together so you don't have to


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Finally a voice of reason for Barack Obama

September 17th 2009 22:36
Not really. Not at all actually.

In fact, this is the most ridiculous crap I've seen in a while. Amusing? Sure. But also scary


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Happy Wennnzzzzzday!

Natalina has been away for a while hasn't she? My bad. I'll make it up to you. Here are a few random items that are sure to make you smile...at least a little. SMILE DANG IT


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Poodle Humiliation

August 29th 2009 14:10
I can't tell if this is the most obnoxiously amusing thing I've ever seen, or if someone needs to get PETA on the phone STAT!

Poodles have been blessed/cursed with the kind of boingy and moldable fur that just begs human beings to shave them into creative and unique coifs. These poor things have been subjected to some of the most embarrassing buzz and dye jobs I've seen


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For those of you who know me well, it should come as no shock to you that I've had yet another encounter with the police. The MAN is always trying to keep me down.

Last night, or I should say early this morning, was no different. The facts are these


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When being homeless is a crime

August 19th 2009 17:08
In the United States, about one-third of the adult homeless population have served their country in the Armed Services. Thirty-nine percent of homeless citizens report some form of mental health problem, and 20 to 25 percent meet criteria for serious mental illnesses.

Homelessness is often looked upon as something preventable. The faces of the homeless presented on television are often those of junkies and drunks and runaway teens. But, the fact is that in many cases, due to lack of resources or an out of control spiral of circumstances, more and more people are ending up living on America's streets. With unemployment numbers continuing to rise, it is likely that the number of people unable to provide themselves with adequate housing will increase


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Here we go....

{3}. Let the Right One In
{2}. Shadow of the Vampire
{1}. Near Dark

(I really have to give honorable mention to Interview for the AMAZING score. I still listen to the soundtrack CD when I write.)

{0}. TWILIGHT!

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on THE DELICATE AND EXQUISITE ART OF TORTURE - revisited

December 23rd 2009 06:25
Hey thanks for the shout out Bryn! Indeed it was a somewhat delicious topic to discuss, which I suppose makes me a little sick in the cranium. Its ok. I've accepted it

And I just read your original post on torture that I had somehow missed until now. It is a fantastic post per usual. I didn't know you'd tackled the topic before, but I should have known, given that you are a bit sick in the old cranium yourself my friend! lol

Comment by Natalina
on Cannibal Holocaust

December 5th 2009 10:26
I will be watching this tonight. I've heard so much about it... and I'm ready to test my limits. This could go a few ways. On one hand, I'm actually afraid to watch it, so I may be hyping it up in my own mind to such an extent that it will not be nearly as awful as I'm preparing myself for it to be.

On the other hand, it may possibly leave me with nightmares for life and I'll regret ever deciding to view it. I'll let ya know.

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on The Ninth Gate

December 2nd 2009 05:01
This is one of my favorite movies. I love so much about it. I agree with you that the end seems a little rushed, but wow...there is just so much to enjoy. I adore the diabolical music in this film! The mood is just right. All of the occult references.... total Natalina excitement overload. Love it to bits!

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on John Doe’s 15 Favourite Horror TV Shows : Part 1

November 10th 2009 10:40
JD, you and I are on the SAME page with these picks!

Carnivale...Love. It's a series I've watched a few times and I never get tired of it. I'm constantly lending the DVDs out to people (read: forcing people to watch).

Dead Like Me is such a favorite, although I have to say I was desperately disappointed by the movie. Very very very disappointed. It was completely lacking the vibe of the TV show. Sucked.

And in a strange coincidence, I just got done leaving a comment on Bryn's blog mentioning Millennium. I adored that show. Right up my paranormally charged alley! Love love love that show.

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on John Doe’s 15 Favourite Horror TV Shows : Part 2

November 10th 2009 10:25
Dark Shadows. *sigh* Pretty much my favorite TV show ever of all time forever and ever. Vampires, Succubi, Leviathans, romance, wonderful creepy music, over the top acting....ahhh Barnabas. Loves it.

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on WILDERNESS looks wild!

November 10th 2009 10:13
Holy Bejeepers, that looks really good! I can't wait!

I hope it ends up as good as it seems because I just have such a soft spot for Lance Henrickson. It's sad that he's landed himself in so many stinkers.

Seeing his face again makes me want to rewatch the old TV show Millennium. I know a lot of people didn't like it but I was a huge fan and have all the seasons on DVD.

In any case, this looks great! Thanks for sharing!

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on The Hills Run Red

November 7th 2009 10:57
I just have to say...it's been a long couple of weeks for me, and I was in need of a good laugh. This caption did it for me:

Babyface ... not to be confused with the L.A. r&b producer

That just tickled me. Still giggling. I will not waste my time with this film but I'm glad you did, if only so that I could have a much needed chuckle.

Thanks Bryn.

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on THE ART LAIR - XI ~ Joshua Hoffine

October 19th 2009 08:34
Bathory: Memoir of a Countess by A. Mordeaux is FABULOUS! Really really good and quite detailed.

A little birdie told me that SOMEBODY who has a web site about the Unexplained may have written her own account of the Bloody Countess some time ago....

Comment by Natalina
on THE ART LAIR - XI ~ Joshua Hoffine

October 19th 2009 05:10
I totally thought of that too! You gots blood on the brain dear friend! LOL