The MacDaddyNarcissism and My Internet Shrine
September 27th 2007 12:14
Greetings phrase-turners, yarn-spinners, bullshit-artists and language-artificiers of the Internet!
Welcome also to the gullible, the vacant, the naive and the born yesterday!
You are in luck.
No, not lucky like the man who GETS RICH QUICK by donating $50,000 to Nigerian businessmen through his Junk Mail Box.
No, not lucky like the man who believes that leprachauns exist and deliberately sleeps with a midget who promises him a Pot of Gold the morning after.
No, not even lucky like the one-armed man hanging off a cliff with an itchy ball-sack...
No, you're in luck because in this niche of the webway you are witnessing the genesis of a behemoth. No, not an oversized woman.
But a blog of such controversy that it makes Paris Hilton's home-movie director blush
...and Ozzy Osbourne look like he should be sitting on his tuffet eating curds and whey.
Cometh the Hour, Cometh The Man.
Prepare for MacDaddy. Ad nauseam.
Welcome also to the gullible, the vacant, the naive and the born yesterday!
You are in luck.
No, not lucky like the man who GETS RICH QUICK by donating $50,000 to Nigerian businessmen through his Junk Mail Box.
No, not lucky like the man who believes that leprachauns exist and deliberately sleeps with a midget who promises him a Pot of Gold the morning after.
No, not even lucky like the one-armed man hanging off a cliff with an itchy ball-sack...
No, you're in luck because in this niche of the webway you are witnessing the genesis of a behemoth. No, not an oversized woman.
But a blog of such controversy that it makes Paris Hilton's home-movie director blush
...and Ozzy Osbourne look like he should be sitting on his tuffet eating curds and whey.
Cometh the Hour, Cometh The Man.
Prepare for MacDaddy. Ad nauseam.
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