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My Wedding - January 2007

So I started searching the net today for some bridesmaids dresses. I just wanted to get some ideas. I just wanted to, you know, see what sort of bridesmaids dresses there are out there...

And then I came across this HILARIOUS site. It's called UGLYDRESS.com and it's an archive of the world's ugliest bridesmaid dresses. You HAVE to check it out.

Here's just a taste of the vomit green, plastic pink, poodle puff numbers you'll be exposed to.

Ugly Bridesmaid Dress
www.uglydress.com



It's puffy, it's shapeless and I can just hear the annoying swish the dress would generate with every movement. Plus, it's so shiny I reckon you could vomit on it and everything would just slide right off.


Ugly Bridesmaid Dress
www.uglydress.com


Can you believe someone had to actually wear this? It's so busy and frilly and bowy. And it seems the colour purple was feeling a little sick that day, don't you think?


And now here's one for the gents:

Bad Bad Tuxedo
www.uglydress.com


Ahh yes, the classic powder blue tux. I'm sure this was a good look several decades ago but really, in this day and age, no groomsman should be dressed in anything other than a simple, black tuxedo.

To all of you who will be taking part in my bridal party, I promise not to be so cruel.

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Alex Perry Bridal Gowns

January 23rd 2007 07:54
If there were an "it" guy in the Aussie Bridal World, it would be none other than Alex Perry. His stunning creations are on every A-listers tongue and it's pretty easy to see why.

Alex Perry Bridal Gown
from www.alexperry.com.au *

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Need a Wedding Planner?

January 20th 2007 08:50
Ideally, it would be great to have a wedding planner. Less stress. More time. Sounds good.

But in reality, wedding planners can be very expensive. And at the end of the day, they need your approval for everything anyway, so you end up being quite involved in all the decision making. So why not be your own wedding planner and save a few thousand bucks on the way


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Hot Air Balloon Wedding Proposals
photo by somadjinn, www.morguefile.com



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Should the Girl Ever Propose?

January 16th 2007 03:15
Heart To Heart
photo by sullivan, www.morguefile.com



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The Four C's

January 16th 2007 02:20
When Scary Spice married Dutch dancer, Jimmy Gulzar, it was rumoured that he paid for her to tattoo an engagement ring on her finger.

Sure, that's one option


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Getting Married? Me too!

January 15th 2007 06:05
Wedding Bands
author - dieracherin, from www.morguefile.com


On 28 November 2006, I came home to dimmed lights, a staircase full of red roses, scented candles and a handsome man in a James Bond-style tux down on one knee


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