My Day in a Nutshell
October 16th 2008 04:51
Or what I learned at the office......
Can't fix crazy
Or bitchy
Or cheap
And an asshole is forever
If someone tells you he doesn’t think he ever wants to get married, believe him
If in your relationship you aren't getting any now...... chances are you won't get any later either.
Don't move in with someone until you have known him for at least one year
In realtime
Better to make it two.
And wait at least one more to get engaged.
If you’re unhappy - do something about it.
Quirky details can be charming but too many....nerd alert.
When a guy "accidently" tries to run over you with a motorcycle because he likes to see you jump, he is not dating material.
Check your bitterness at the door 'cause everyone has an ex and he or she may be related to your new boss.
And for the love of vodka don't be two sheets to the wind on your first date gals because the new guy might totally get his hopes up!
Can't fix crazy
Or bitchy
Or cheap
And an asshole is forever
If someone tells you he doesn’t think he ever wants to get married, believe him
If in your relationship you aren't getting any now...... chances are you won't get any later either.
Don't move in with someone until you have known him for at least one year
In realtime
Better to make it two.
And wait at least one more to get engaged.
If you’re unhappy - do something about it.
Quirky details can be charming but too many....nerd alert.
When a guy "accidently" tries to run over you with a motorcycle because he likes to see you jump, he is not dating material.
Check your bitterness at the door 'cause everyone has an ex and he or she may be related to your new boss.
And for the love of vodka don't be two sheets to the wind on your first date gals because the new guy might totally get his hopes up!
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Comment by Miswanderlust
Killer Beats
Ramble On
Hipnotherapy
HAHAHA! I really like that one
Mis
Comment by Miswanderlust
Killer Beats
Ramble On
Hipnotherapy
Thanks pal! Thanks for stopping by, reading, and commenting!
Mis