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Mumma Mumma - October 2006

pay review time

October 17th 2006 11:19
Gawd... It's pay review... My first time ever.... This is my first 'real' job and I have been there for 6 months already. I can't believe it. I really doesn't seem so long ago that I was creeping into my husband's armpit and saying "I'm going to fail! They are going to realise I don't know ANYTHINGGGGGGG!" Now look at me - six months and a lot of impressive work (according to me anyway) under my belt. The learning curve has been amazing and I honestly think I couldn't have done much better.

But when my boss starts talking about pay rises and part time I get nervous. How do I do all this negotiations? I'm sorry but UN meetings were not regualar reading for me as I grew up and this whole concept of economic bartering is a bit beyond me. Honestly, I always pay too much in Hong Kong - I know I could get better, but I just don't want to bother arguing over 10 cents when they are staring you down like you are just a waste of precious resources and space. Afterall, in the space that one Westerner stands, you could fit at least two spritely Hong Kong locals!


So I do my research, arm myself with 'industry standards' 'work place agreements' 'pro rata leave' and other stuff I would never have bothered typing into google. I plan a great line of attack, and by god I am ready to give myself a raise! But it all comes unravelled when my boss says "hmmm... Well, give me a few days to get my head around all this and see what I can re-organise". Doesn't sound promising. A part of me feels like screaming "Ok ok ok forget all the other stuff I am asking for. I just want to work three days a week and get ANY paid maternity leave! Two days, two hours, two minutes... puhleese!" but I smile and say "Sure thing".

But the waiting game is hell. The outfits I go through in an attempt to hide my swollen belly. The extra skinny size 6 jeans I squeeze myself into to throw off any maternity odour I may be wafting behind me. And no I am not referring to after dinner preganncy gas and reflux. Ouch.


What if he says no? I can't turn around and say "well in that case I am fucked. We can't afford to survive if you don't agree to my main requests and I will basically have to leave the company once the new baby is born and go back to working shift work at the petrol station." My life....hanging... on.... Gawd what will he say? When will he say it? What will I say in response? And how much longer can this 8 coffees a day, 3 wines a night, ever shrinking girl disguise the sudden lack of interest in anything caffeinated, alcoholic or fun?
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Vegemite snacks

October 13th 2006 01:06
O my gawd my diet has gone crazy! I have seem to have gone off meals - turning my nose down at dinners and lunches and instead choosing to snack allllllllll day long.... I figure logically I am probably eating about the same amount of food but I still feel disgusting. I yell at myself "Stop stop stop!!! Shut the mouth!" but I keep on wandering back to the fridge or my stash of crackers in my drawer at work.

Every ten minutes something is going down my throat.

Current favourites:
- Dried seaweed: So good, and I have zero guilt about fat/sugar content of it.
- Vegemite: I have always hated the black oil, until a few days ago.
Some one help me!
Vegemite toast
Vegemite Toast (Wikipedia)

- Canned baby corn: can eat a whole can in one go
- Canned asparagus: the really mushy green ones.
- Dried Apricots.
- Sushi handrolls packed iwth avacado.

I wonder if this will last or will i be able to eat like a normal person again. Eating meanls, not getting ill at the thought of Pad Thai. Maybe I could reduce the amount of liquid I seem to need to consume these days.

Did or does anyone have weird cravings they could share with me?

Vegemite at Wikipedia
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How to upload pictures and links

October 11th 2006 02:21
I notice my blog is ugly and plain, just like the dress I am wearing today.

I notice that other people's blogs are colourful and exciting, like my work colleagues brand new top from barkin...

I want to bling up my blog... But i don't know how to ad pictures or links.

Help
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Decaf?

October 11th 2006 02:09
So I am now 11 weeks pregant. How pathetic. Feels and looks like I have been pregnant for at least 6 months already. So far to go... So much bigger to get! Boo hoo... Last night lying in bed thinking "O how I hate being pregnant!" and then scolded myself. How rude to scorn the gods as such. I know how ingrates are treated... First you are all full of woe for being pregnant, next thing you know you are miscarrying and wishing you were pregnant again! I been around long enough to know the order of things.

But I do dearly miss my 8 coffees a day. I have been advised I can have one or two instant coffees, or one brewed coffee a day but it's not enough. By 11 am I am consumed with coffee withdrawal headaches and give in and ration out my caffeine dose to quell the thumping in the back of my temple..... AHHHHHH how nice...... The pain is gone and I feel almost half alive. I sit up straight and my voice loses the droll raspy sound to it


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