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MrandMrsAbnormal

Hobart, Tasmania, AUSTRALIA


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Piss Off.

April 29th 2009 00:29
Mr Teddy? Is that you? Stop haunting me!!!


Most people write a welcome post on net sites. My husband (well, defacto actually) and I are not normal. We like a laugh and a twist. And sometimes the tang of lemon. Without the Corona. A lime-bubble fizz explosion. Citrus heaven for the lovers of orange trees who think Eve likes apples.

Piss Off is for those who have a sense of humour.

What are we going to blog about? Normality mainly. The elusive search for normality in an abnormal world. Nice normal things. Like tearing your childhood teddy-bear to shreds and baking it in the microwave. Fried Teddy. Would you like Raggedy Ann linguini hair with that or are you going to go mainstream fries? And wonder why all your children are fat? Just normal subjects like: Wrapping pigeons up in newspaper and setting fire to them. And see them Phoenix themselves into eastern mystical reincarnation Ohms. Just normal every day things. Apart from knitting and crocheting granny blankets. Things like tolerance of everything except the truth. Normal everyday things. Do Coles have cheaper potatoes than Woolies or Safeway or is advertising deceptive?

We're new to Orble. That's why we know our way around the site and can set up a really good blog post as our intro. We do not like deception on the net. We like real people who are false. It turns us both on. We like bondage, but not virtual bondage. We don't like people trying to steal our identities and forcing us into creating a new blog. But that's what deceptive people do. We're both thinking of taking up the violin, and reading the lives of all the victim martyrs. Downloading the audio versions online. So people can listen to our whingeing and whining.. Or we might not. We might just have real sex. It's the best way of upsetting virtual people. Get into a bit of reality.

We'll just blog about the things that interest us. Each other. To piss people off mainly. Yes, Piss Off is a good welcome intro title. No more digitised images of men with penises in their mouths. Just a happily married couple doing that sort of stuff in a heterosexual way. In reality. Enjoying being with a human being rather than playing email & MSN ping pong. Rather than fantasising about being with real people, in a totally virtual manner.Or banging on about sexual frustration disguised as superior journalistic skills.

Yes. Normality will be the main subject.

No. This won't be a journalistic blog. There will be little mention of TV. Other than how it's at a very good height to have real sex on. We might put up a post about Fred Nile at some stage. We're not sure.

We won't be going to gay nightclubs. Even though we are abnormal. We don't need to fit into a minority group to make ourselves feel important. We like belonging to the mainstream abnormals.

Enjoy.
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Comment by MrandMrsAbnormal
on How To Contact Orble Admin

April 29th 2009 07:01


What is Normal Anyway?
Dear Jon & Charles,

Thank you for that.

And here was me thinking Morgan was trying to run Orble. How deluded of me.

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Comment by MrandMrsAbnormal
on Piss Off.

April 29th 2009 05:33


What is Normal Anyway?
Samaritan,

At the end of the day?

If you get into what it is you set out to do on Orble, it's actaully quite an enjoyable experience.

But the humour of people like Ed & Morgan distracts us at times. And I put my hand up. I was truly going to write a nice post about Catholicism this morning. But Ed and Morgan don't want me to.

But I will post one later. I mean the human being (in its totality) is a diverse creature. I can switch from religion to Morgan & Ed wank in an instant, but sometimes they provide such a nice diversion ... ???

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Comment by MrandMrsAbnormal
on Piss Off.

April 29th 2009 04:55


What is Normal Anyway?
Samaritan,

Welcome to the virtual world of absurdity.

Why not change your handle to MrsGoodSamaritanSmith and be done with it?

Here's the deal. Ed likes using Teresa's login details to post as her. But because Teresa put up her login details he can post as her via her login. So it won't get traced back to him.

What he wants Teresa and us to do is post as him, so it can be traced back to us. And then go. Gotcha! ...

Well Ed isn't quite as intelligent as he thinks he is. He forgets that some of us are a step ahead of him on the evolution chain.

So he can post pics of david sucking cocks all over orble and comment as Mr Smith, Mrs Smith, whatever. And Morgan can keep up her pretence of having nothing to do with Ed (while she MSNs with him all day long devising strategies and how to disassociate herself from him - but quite frankly? When are ORblers going to see through Morgan? I mean, she's so transparent, she makes glass look as fuzzy as her frizzy hair).

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Comment by MrandMrsAbnormal
on Blues dedicate season to Pratt

April 29th 2009 04:30


What is Normal Anyway?
This post says a lot about what motivates footballers.

The dollar.

Years ago? Footballers used to get motivated by sport. But nowadays it's like. Let's play this season out in memory of the bloke who injected money into the club so all of us could forget about what loyalty was?

Let's barrack for Chris Judd. Who is not a traitor at all. He justified leaving West Coast due to the drug culture. Bullshit.

He left West Coast because he's cuntstruck and his missus said to him, it's either live in Melbourne or find another plastic woman to fuck.

When are people going to wake up?

Who do you barrack for if you barrack for Carlton? Comsec? Chris Judd's former teammates? His slutty missus? Her floppy tits? Her fanny?

Eddie McGuire's botox job. Mr Channel 9? Mr Successful who is now back hosting a revamped Millionaire?

When are people going to wake up out of their slumber.

Anyway who gives a fuck???


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Comment by MrandMrsAbnormal
on Piss Off.

April 29th 2009 03:51


What is Normal Anyway?
Damo,

Ed would be furiously hacking at the moment. How do I get into this site and post as Mrs Abnormal.

I might not be so un_IT_savvy as I pretend to be.

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Comment by MrandMrsAbnormal
on Piss Off.

April 29th 2009 03:36


What is Normal Anyway?
Boy that really sounds like something David or Teresa would say. Not.

Does it annoy you Ed that you can't post on this site as Mr or Mrs Abnormal?

That must really eat away at you.

You poor little thing. Why not go back to downloading pics of cocks and putting them on David's face to make yourself feel better about the fact that even gay men find you repulsive?

You poor little thing Ed.

Poor poor little Eddy boy.

He so wants a cock but can only get digitised ones. The poor little boy.

Oh well at least Morgan can console you on MSN.

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Comment by MrandMrsAbnormal
on There's something about this guy...

April 29th 2009 03:13


What is Normal Anyway?
There is definitely something about him.

I get the impression that if he hadn't become a rock-star in his own mind, he would have joined Orble.

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Comment by MrandMrsAbnormal
on An Open Letter To Orble Writers

April 29th 2009 02:17


What is Normal Anyway?
MNG,

You're echoing the thoughts of many people.

I'm only going to say one or ten things in response to this.

There is not a website in the world where this doesn't happen. Greener pastures? The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence?

Gary Larson in his Far Side cartoons had a great cartoon about this. Four cows at the boundaries of four paddocks, all eating green grass from the other paddock. With their heads stuck through the fences. They couldn't even see the green grass they were standing on. Hoof and all.

The net is full of this stuff. All the Darwinians will say it's survival of the fittest. All the Creationists will say life is all about suffering. Tough people don't move on. They chew the cud.

Let me ask you this. How green are the pastures beyond Orble? Have you had a decent look at the sites these people have moved onto?

I'm not a fan of Orble's inability to police their site, but I've looked at thousands of blogsites and none of them are set up like Orble's. So I ain't going anywhere to receive the same angst on shitty dating sites set up as blog sites. But your decision is your own, man. Do what you like. We won't cry if you leave. Please don't write ten goodbye posts though. They're really tragic. And the person usually returns a few days (minutes) laster.

I've always maintained that Orble is a cash-cow for On-Topic-Media. And Orble aren't putting their snouts anywhere else. The grass is very green here (According to Comsec).

What you have to realise is, nastiness breeds nastiness. You have to ask yourself one question. Who is nasty and who is responding to nastiness by pretending to be nasty? Once you answer that question, you'll be able to sift through the bullshit that comes from cows.

Moo!

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Comment by MrandMrsAbnormal
on SATAN WAS A LESBIAN

April 29th 2009 01:53


What is Normal Anyway?
And here was me thinking you had a sense of humour.

I think you've missed all the subtext. That surprises me.

Before EVIL atheists forced me to change my blog (due to using my identity to spread hate mail), we used to understand each other. I thought it was an exhange of humor.

But that's okay. I'll post comments on other blogs where people appreciate the finer subtleties of humour if that's your wish. It was not a comment desgined to upset you. But what can you write on the net that doesn't upset someone? A compliment is even interpreted as an insult on Orble.

All I see on Orble is the majority of people wanting other bloggers to say how wonderful they are, and what great writers they are in this microcosm of society (This is not about you, okay). I am not going to teach people what subtext is. I tried once before. You can either read it or you can't.

But I'll leave on this note. The comment was not shoving any opinion down your throat. It's called an opinion. Which is sacrosanct on Orble. As long as it agrees with your own?

Anyway, I'll leave it up to you. I've often told you I enjoy your posts. I was responding to it. But I'm not responding to other people's post to make them feel good about themselves. That's called fawning. I'll leave that to Morgan.

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Comment by MrandMrsAbnormal
on The Blind Spot

April 29th 2009 01:26


What is Normal Anyway?
Peter Schaffer's Equus will always remain one of the most fascinating stage-plays ever written to me.

It was about the human's disassociation with humans.

And yet how humans keep crying out to humans.

The paradox of life.

I understand the need to escape from humans. Even my personal JESUS went aside from the crowd every now and again. But i've never understood the need to substitute animals for humans.

It bothers me that people want a necophiliac love. And yet it doesn't bother me. It brings out the voyeur. Leave me alone with a naked body and don't say a thing darling. I've met women with necro fetishes. How do I know? I have my own.

It's about contemplation and consummation. We want to contemplate the object of our love and be totally consummated by it.

I remember St Alphonsus with fondness. He once wrote something along the lines of: Not one pagan religion ever thought of their God turning into bread so you could eat Him. Now I''m no pagan expert, as you well know. But that thought of his has never left me.

Bite me! Eat me! You hear these expressions used nowadays. I just like my faith. God becoming man was nothing compared to HIm becoming bread so we could eat him. It's a long time since I read St Bernard's treatises on bread. But he went into the qualities of bread, with so many cross references, it made the Catholic Concordance look like a dolt had written it. The man who actually wrote the Catholic Concordance where you cross reference every word in Sacred Scripture - he went insane. Well who wouldn't?

Anyway darling. I just thought I'd respond from my wonderful new blog. The hounds of hell - not the hounds of Baskerville, neither the hounds of heaven are pursuing me all over Oble.

When Christ was being persecutated, He disappeared miraculously. Hell, I have to set up a new blog each time it happens. And women say life isn't fair?

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