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The Death of Cinema

February 20th 2008 09:04
Once upon a time i would go to the cinema several times a week but these days I am lucky to go once every blue moon, and when I do I have to be very selective and travel a fair way for the right movie-house.

Are the cinemas a fading memory and why?

An obvious argument would be that movie piracy is one major contibuting factor and it's true... but as 'anti-piracy' as i am i do not believe that piracy is the sole cause and I think that cinema industry itself is to blame. I have two family members who work high up in the cinema chain and they secretly agree.

A night out at the 'movies' is not what it used to be. Gone are the days of twin cinemas... these days its all corporate multiplexes and overpriced tickets & goods. While paying $15-20 for ONE ticket is absolutely ludicrous I would still fork it over if not for the jacked-up candy bar products, lousy service and general under managemet.


How is it possible for a complex to properly manage 10 cinemas with only one person collecting ticket stubs and two to three floor staff cleaning up after sessions? In days gone by there would be a staff member at every cinema door and at least one usher to assist you inside. This was a service that in turn prevented people from being disruptive and they were able to address any technical problems promptly.

So now when I choose to go to the movies I hav to select the film carefully and make sure that the smaller, artier movie-houses are running it. These sorts of places also have a much more respectful and movie-orientated audience, which is another big issue.

Due to the complexes lack of staff these places are attracting lousy patronage. Without the presence of individual floor ushers the audiences are rowdier. There is no one to ask them to be quiet, turn off their phones or (in some cases) leave the cinema. There's NO respect for 'film' in these places and it saddens me.


Going to the cinema:

Ticket - $20
Drink - $5-10
Popcorn - $10

Total: approx $30

For a family: approx $150

Why bother when you can race down to the local video store and get the same for $10-15??

So to the point... the cinemas have themselves to blame for the drop in attandance. They can sit there and blame the price hikes on piracy and other factors all they want but the truth of the matter is that they would be fighting piracy more effectively with cheaper tickets, affordable confectionary & drinks and some ol' fashioned good service! And the recent boom in home-cinemas hasnt effected them as much as they'd have us believe either. People still enjoy a night out at the movies... they just cant afford it. Hell, I have 3000 dvds in my collection and I would still prefer to see a new release in a cinema with other people.


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The Rules of Remakes

February 19th 2008 23:22
Remakes have been running rampant on our screens over the past few years. They’re like a virus, spreading every day, squeezing the life out of creative and original movie-going experiences.

Don’t get me wrong; I am not opposed to the concept of a remake… I just think that careful consideration should be taken.

They’ve existed for decades. Hell, even Hitchcock was remaking his own movies.

My biggest problem with the recent onslaught of these movies is that they’re sort of erasing history. Some very important films have been remade and for each one there is a new audience of kids who will probably never know of the originals. A good example of this was The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2003). When this was released in my video store, most of the kids renting it had NO IDEA that Tobe Hooper’s original even existed. This was cause for huge concern as far as I’m concerned. The original TCM is a monumental film and possibly one of the most cinematically inspiring of the past 50 years. It reinvented an entire genre, it changed the way people looked at cinema and forged a path for filmmakers to come…. There was NO reason to remake it.

So with that example in mind, don’t you think that some ground rules need to be established? I propose that the following two guidelines should be acknowledged by anyone toiling with the idea of a remake.

1) If the original film holds a legacy or a big significance in our culture, then it should not be touched.

Some culprits of this are: Psycho, Rear Window, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Planet of the Apes, City of Angels, Get Carter, The Wicker Man… and so on. You get the point.

2) If the film in question has poorly dated, is widely unknown or was received poorly then it CAN be remade.

Some examples of this rule are: The Thing, Scarface, Cape Fear, The Fly, Ocean’s Eleven, The Manchurian Candidate, Red Dragon, War of the Worlds, The Departed… and so on.


So as you can see, there IS room for Hollywood to remake old films. The problem is that they’re not remaking the right ones. Instead they are pumping out carbon copied movies that insult (rather than honor) their original counterparts. As each generation comes along those old films are forgotten and legacies are lost.

Perhaps you think I am being a drama queen, or maybe you agree with me? Whatever the case I would love to know what you think and perhaps hear what kind of rules you think need to be set!


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Kidz Flicks & Bubble Wrap

February 19th 2008 09:43

What ever happened to the state of kid flicks? Gone are the days of genuinely entrawling adventures, excitement and suspense. Remember going to the movies when you were a kid and seeing the Goonies being chased by gun weilding maniacs? Or how about feeling the sheer terror of G'mork (the ferocious wolf) in The Neverending Story? Add to that list, Gremlins, Ghostbusters, The Dark Crystal, Labyrinth and countless others.

The world had changed since then... we are faced with war, poverty, terrorism and global warming on a daily basis. The world is a scary place to raise a child right!??

You see, the problem I have is that our children are far too protected from many of life's most important lessons and experiences. We teach them to know love and compassion and yet we shelter them from fear and sadness. In my opinion these are two incredibly important and crucial ingredients to a well balanced upbrining.

In the video store i run my weekday trading is comprised mostly of kids rentals. Mums come in looking for a quick fix to shut their kids up for a while. Fair enough too... parents need a break and movies are the perfect answer (playing outside is another good one.. although some are too young for that). Anyway, to my point... i am always amazed at how many parents avoid anything that's either PG or has any questionable content (questionable means anything that might frighten the littlies).

Of course I am NOT saying that kids should watching nothing buy scary flicks... that's stupid... but parents should NOT bubble wrap their kids. Children need to know what fear is! They need to experience sadness! And they learn these valuable lessons safely from movies.

Over the past 10 years the quality of kidz flicks has degenorated dramatically. These days the studios are pumping out carbon copy movies like Madagasca, The Wild, Over the Hedge and Surf's Up. And they CAN because the kids of today aren't old enough to remember the quality film making that their elders were fortunate enough to see.

Of course there are exceptions.... I have seen some brilliant family films over the past few years but the dissapointment is that the majority of them slip right under the radar (Mirrormask??).


But there's good news folks... there is a light at the end of the tunnel. Thanks to the bravery of film makers like Speilberg, Zemekis, Boyle and others... we are finally starting to see a slow return to quality kids entertainment. Some titles I encourage all kids to see are:

Millions, Monster House, Zathura, The Polar Express, Mirrormask, Sky Kids, Bridge to Terabithia, Because of Win Dixie, My Dog Skip...
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Movie Posters: The Lost Art

February 18th 2008 07:09

Whatever happened to the art of movie posters?

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Sexy International Film Festival

February 18th 2008 04:14
I am one of the co-ordinators for a new film festival set to hit Melbourne in 2008.

Created by Australian Filmmaker Jason Turley (Welcome Stranger)The Sexy Interntational Film Festican (SIFF) is a week long event to be held each September in Melbourne with the winning films travelling to Perth, London AND Paris in October for public screenings


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How to watch a movie!

February 18th 2008 03:57
There are very few resolute pleasures in life. Food and Sex without a doubt... but they are also two of life's nessessities. Remove them from the equasion and "movies" would have to hold tenure.

Understand that I am the epitome of the movie geek. Did ya ever see Alexis Arquette in "Tomorrow By Midnight" or perhaps you know Randall from "Clerks"?? Well I would pitt myself somewhere in the middle and I can assure you that any arrogance on my behalf is not intentional and always well intended.... if that's even possible. I run my own video store and being a devoted movie nerd is something I pride myself on.

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