Movement Twenty-Four: Serpent Graces Hilltop with Racism
July 27th 2007 00:01
Hello! Konbanwa! This is Sho. It is a matter of honor to be presenting Movement Twenty-Four. We have mastered a long path, clashing here in this day. But now it is time for separation. To reproach one's friend as well as one's adversary. Truuuuuuue defeat.
Sho cannot lie! He has admitted to his own racism. He holds those above him well below him, and those below him far below him, deep into the crevace where foxes bewitch men and steal their manhood with vicious gnarly teeth. THIS IS FACT!!!
It all began One Hundred and Fifty-Six Moons ago, during a world of wonder, of intrigue...
Of ninja.
Sho cannot lie! He has admitted to his own racism. He holds those above him well below him, and those below him far below him, deep into the crevace where foxes bewitch men and steal their manhood with vicious gnarly teeth. THIS IS FACT!!!
It all began One Hundred and Fifty-Six Moons ago, during a world of wonder, of intrigue...
Of ninja.
Grimace of Death
"Whitey! Come here! Now!"
"Yes, sensei."
"It's Sensei, you ass! What were you doing?"
"Nothing, Sensei."
"Don't lie to me, Whitey! Sho saw you behind those bushes!"
"But, Sensei, I was only doing what you told me to do. You said, 'Whitey, go investigate the amazing intrigue that surrounds those bushes,' so I went. And that was about, oh, I'd say... twenty seconds ago. Master Sho. Sensei. Sir."
"You humor Sho?"
"No! No. Not at all. Ahem. Uh... You see, what had happened was- Wait. Shhhh! Listen. Did you hear that? It sounded like foxes. Yeah. Creepy little foxes...yeah."
"Foxes?"
"Yeah! Great, giant foxes! They'll bite your nuts off. I'll go investigate."
"Oh no! Master Sho! It's a trap!"
"Quick, Whitey! We must disguise ourselves as natural fauna! CAW! CAW! CAW!"
"It is too late, Sensei. I have become... one of you. One of you! ONE OF YOU!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHA!!!!!!"
AAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!"
"Oh. A dream. Just a dream. But how does Sho explain the bruises?"
*queue Evil Tim Robbins music*
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