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Movement Twenty-Four: Serpent Graces Hilltop with Racism

July 27th 2007 00:01
Hello! Konbanwa! This is Sho. It is a matter of honor to be presenting Movement Twenty-Four. We have mastered a long path, clashing here in this day. But now it is time for separation. To reproach one's friend as well as one's adversary. Truuuuuuue defeat.



Sho cannot lie! He has admitted to his own racism. He holds those above him well below him, and those below him far below him, deep into the crevace where foxes bewitch men and steal their manhood with vicious gnarly teeth. THIS IS FACT!!!


It all began One Hundred and Fifty-Six Moons ago, during a world of wonder, of intrigue...

Of ninja.

Grimace of Death


"Whitey! Come here! Now!"



"Yes, sensei."


"It's Sensei, you ass! What were you doing?"


"Nothing, Sensei."


"Don't lie to me, Whitey! Sho saw you behind those bushes!"


"But, Sensei, I was only doing what you told me to do. You said, 'Whitey, go investigate the amazing intrigue that surrounds those bushes,' so I went. And that was about, oh, I'd say... twenty seconds ago. Master Sho. Sensei. Sir."


"You humor Sho?"


"No! No. Not at all. Ahem. Uh... You see, what had happened was- Wait. Shhhh! Listen. Did you hear that? It sounded like foxes. Yeah. Creepy little foxes...yeah."


"Foxes?"


"Yeah! Great, giant foxes! They'll bite your nuts off. I'll go investigate."


"Oh no! Master Sho! It's a trap!"


"Quick, Whitey! We must disguise ourselves as natural fauna! CAW! CAW! CAW!"


"It is too late, Sensei. I have become... one of you. One of you! ONE OF YOU!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHA!!!!!!"


AAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!"


"Oh. A dream. Just a dream. But how does Sho explain the bruises?"


*queue Evil Tim Robbins music*
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Comment by Winston

July 27th 2007 01:33
Eloquent....poignant....no words can define your skill, Master Sho.

You have moved me. I sit before you now, your humble student. You teach. I will learn.

Comment by Sho Kosugi

July 27th 2007 01:43
Doomo arigato, my newfound gakkyuu. You make Kosugi family very proud.


Comment by Damo

July 27th 2007 02:04
Sho
You have don it again.
Just when I thought that Orble was getting dull Sho comes back to save us all.

Comment by Marti

July 27th 2007 02:35
Love the blog! You are very talented! Love it!

Comment by Always Eighteen

July 27th 2007 05:46
PICTURES ga suki desu. They're really funny!

I plan to visit Japan end of this year or the next.

doozo yoroshiku.



Comment by Lilla

July 27th 2007 10:11
Ah Sho, I must echo brother Damo's words and say how nice to enter the excitement, yet again...


Comment by Marti

August 22nd 2007 16:29
Sho, when will see more? I am eagerly awaiting yet another entry!

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