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Eternal Days; Author: Illness, M. - some days just aren't worth chewing through the restraints....

 
Welcome to my institutionalized world, tired and weary ( ? ) travelers. Hopefully you won't be sequestered, but since we do aim to make your stay a crazy one. And although goodie bags of DVD copies of Girl, Interrupted, the director's cut (hahahaha) and platinum souvenir-addition of The Noose are happily provided. Just check with the head nurse, Ratched, in charge and I'm sure she can hook you up between group therapy sessions. Until then, Prince Valiant in candy form is also available, as well as the DSM for some light reading. Enjoy your stay and keep the jacket too. It's on the house. Ciao my little imaginary friends! Or aren't you?

Now NEW IMPROVED MORE Gatorade!

November 5th 2006 06:57
....Which just forever means I forgot the damn rest or hit submit too soon or I can blame it on the position of the moon or something.

HSWF the Fourth: Horror films. Okay, they may not work for you, but they certainly work for me and I'm sure your imagination can substitute preferred poison. However, if it's romances with Fabio involved, please seek help urgently. There's even hotlines for such attrocities. And Fifth:"You have the right..." Oh. Erm, like a good combo burger, you need bubbles, lots and lots of bubbles. Not as in Whacko Jacko's chimp, but the kind you blow to make your kitties go crazy. Other things that are similar may also be used, like (right off the top of my deranged head) a yoyo, Candy Land trip, slinky, Legos and/or a hula hoop. For the really ritzy folks, you can try the fancy version of a Slip 'N' Slide or even a karaoke machine. The latter though is off limits anywhere but your shower stall, sans water. Hey, there has to be some limits.


HSWF the Sixth: Sing silly ass songs. Henry the Eighth is popular; just look how that worked out for Patrick Swayze. Another could be Flying Purple People Eater, YMCA or anything by Vanilla Ice. I do NOT condone anything by Celine Dion for it may cause apoplexy. And no, I don't know that personally. Really, I swear. Really.

HSWF the Seventh: Sweatshirts. Hoodies are good for outside travel (not necessarily a requirement for me), but in the wilds that lie inside, plain old beat up ones, extremely soft, are the order of the day. Although there's nothing else to say about all that, I'll leave it as an important observation of the universe, like the meaning of life being 42. Sorry I just didn't think of it as the Penultimate Happy Shiny Warm Fuzzy.


Thus my insanity has spoken (and I've nailed the supreme number of seven, but I won't mention comfort food because we gotta save something for emergency purposes), thus shall it be. Until next time y'all, take care, come back and oh, bring pie! Pumpkin for the season, if you don't mind. So, here's to a not-so-shitty work week. We all deserve not to go postal, especially with everyone in peaces.

~Kemi
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Comment by Bryn

November 6th 2006 06:13
... personally I love a good game of Twister ...

Comment by suitably*wounded

November 6th 2006 23:46
How could I have forgotten that?? That was my favorite choice even over Which Witch Was Which?, Mouse Trap and Operation. Of course, than there was the game based on Mad Magazine too. Hours of fun pretending to be an egg.

Comment by Bryn

November 7th 2006 22:30
Damn, would love to play the Mad game! How insane would that be?!

Comment by suitably*wounded

November 8th 2006 17:43
Only if you are the egg. Insane or otherwise is up to the actor's discretion.

Comment by Bryn

November 9th 2006 22:12
Pray tell, how does one play Mad ...??

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